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Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars| Thumbnail text - - Face - Dave Itzkoff ... @ditzkoff Incredible that we get to see the real-time reaction from Daniel Kaluuya's mother as he talks about his parents having sex

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Funny tweets about d*ck appointments | thumbnail text - Han ... @heyoldsport I would highly recommend dating men who are 30 or older.. I got my laundry done for free during the dick appointment and it felt better than it probably should have 12:36 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Women Are Probably Booking More D*ck Appointments Than Doc Appointments

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Taylor (Taylor's Version) @SweetBabyTayz ... Just saw someone projectile vomit out of an Uber and hold up traffic in broad daylight, nature is healing 3:12 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Celebrate All The Ways Nature Is Healing After A Dumpster Fire Year

Thirsty tweets for Zac Efron | thumbnail text - El misses Niall's finger guns @nialls_hoover Zac Efron is freshly single and in Australia looks like I'm going on a road trip 1:44 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Thirsty Twitter Passionately Reacts To Zac Efron's Newfound Single Status (April 22, 2021)

funny tweets from people about the worst and most awkward dates they've ever been on | thumbnail text - BIG Miss Steak @ba3thany Replying to @NatelsBack2 His family owned/ran a funeral home. Did not have an issue with that, but he spent the later part of dinner telling me what kind of makeup techniques he would use on me if I died. 8:20 AM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 499 Retweets 221 Quote Tweets 7,409 Likes

Funny Tweets From People About The Worst, Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Been On

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Violet 5G Valentine ... @thot_piece my mom used to think LGBT was internet slang for "let's get breakfast together" 10:57 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 4,568 Retweets 720 Quote Tweets 68.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 22, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

funny tweets from parents about their kids making life-changing realizations | thumbnail text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM Mar 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Kids Making Life-Changing Realizations

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - can be long lost pal @PallaviGunalan men keep saying women need lower our standards but every single one our rules, like at disneyland created because specific guy got weird think WANTED add "doesn't hump mascots my list 5:09 PM Apr 15, 2021 Twitter Web App 1,759 Retweets 45 Quote Tweets 21.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 21, 2021)

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Taurus Tweets To Officially Kick Off The Serene, Soothing Season Of The Bull

Funny tweets about the instagram aesthetic | thumbnail text - How I Met Your Maddy @Maddywithay1470 I've eaten a salad for lunch every day this week so basically I'm an Instagram influencer now. Sorry I don't make the rules. 6:49 PM · Apr 16, 2021 from Buffalo, NY · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Instagram Tweets For The Aspiring Influencers Of The World

Astrology Tweets Which Are Actually Really Funny If You Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)| thumbnail text - - Terms of Virgo @VirgoTerms you piss a #Virgo off, you can forget about that treat they were planning to give you tonight. If 1:58 AM · Apr 17, 2021 · Astrologyzo 141 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 891 Likes

Astrology Tweets Which Are Super Funny For People Who Know Nothing About Astrology (April 18, 2021)

Funny tweets about hating outdoors | thumbnail text - nari !! @DETECTIV3DREAM when i say i want to go on vacation i don't mean the beach or a cottage in the woods, i mean another city like london, tokyo, etc. I HATE THE OUTDOORS and I would not want to spend time with bugs and getting my hands dirty 7:18 PM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Who Absolutely Hate Being Outside Rant Against 'The Great Outdoors'

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31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

31-year-old pushes away birthday cake when she whiffs chocolate from it, 29-year-old baker friend leaves in tears despite knowing about friend's allergy: "She claimed to have forgotten about my issues with chocolate"

Mother supports 15-year-old daughter's decision not to invite 16-year-old stepbrother to her weekend birthday getaway, husband tries to push back: ‘No boys. No drama’

Mother supports 15-year-old daughter's decision not to invite 16-year-old stepbrother to her weekend birthday getaway, husband tries to push back: ‘No boys. No drama’

Flashback to the 90s With These Iconic Memes That Tickle Our Nostalgia Bone

Flashback to the 90s With These Iconic Memes That Tickle Our Nostalgia Bone

"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

"I would never let a child go hungry in my house": 28-year-old brother caters to sister's picky eater children, she accuses him of undermining her parenting for refusing to let kids go without food

Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

Stay-at-home mom refuses to babysit nieces while she's homeschooling her children, her entitled sister guilt trips her: "Family is supposed to help each other"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"