funny twitter

People Expose The Reason They Are Single| thumbnail text - Smile - La-Bambe @barbrastreilamb I have various pillows with actors' faces on them..my fav two are of Danny DeVito #whyimsingle

People Expose The Reason They Are Single

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly @danadonly when someone w well maintained dyed blonde hair complains about being broke im like. just let your hair be brown weirdo. there's $1000 a month and it's not that bad i promise. 6:07 AM Apr 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 862 Retweets 443 Quote Tweets 32.3K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (May 3, 2021)

funny women memes for anyone who needs a laugh | thumbnail text - hate ppl use their zodiac justify shitty behavior like "sry can't help im scorpio no Susan just bitch Hannah Berner @beingbernz No one: Literally nobody: Crickets: Guy from India in your DMs: Not a single soul: Influencers: A lot of you guys have been asking about my daily makeup routine!.

Funny Women's Memes For Anyone Who Needs A Laugh

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 2, 2021)

Period Tweets Which Are Simply 'On Periodt'| thumbnail text - Bec Shaw ... @Brocklesnitch We love to forget that our period comes every month dont we. We love to feel all our little emotions and wonder where it's coming from and say "ohhh of course I have my period" and then do the same exact process about 4 weeks later don't we 3:59 PM · Apr 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 92 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,437 Likes

Period Tweets Which Are Simply 'On Periodt'

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Walked over to kiss my wife as she walked in from work and she said those six magical words to me: "Ugh. Did you eat garlic today?" 11:17 PM Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 3 Retweets 23 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (April 30, 2021)

Funny tweets about how 'nature is healing' | thumbnail text - lex ... @hotgirlintech had a 4.5 minute crush on a guy at my coffee shop. turns out he drives a custom tesla with the license plate "shroom vroom" or some sh*t and now we've broken up. nature is healing. 8:15 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

A Deep Dive Into How 'Nature Is Healing' According To Twitter

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten .. ... @Elanikitten the next time a sleazy guy asks for your phone number tell him you'll only give it to him if he also gives you his mom's number, so u can call her when he starts acting dn 3:17 AM · Apr 26, 2021 Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 67 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (April 28, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 27, 2021)

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars| Thumbnail text - - Face - Dave Itzkoff ... @ditzkoff Incredible that we get to see the real-time reaction from Daniel Kaluuya's mother as he talks about his parents having sex

Juiciest Tweets Roasting Every Moment Of The 2021 Oscars

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell ever since i found out my therapist is younger than me our interactions have the energy of getting coffee with an intern 6:48 PM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 3,344 Retweets 430 Quote Tweets 132.8K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women (April 26, 2021)

Funny and relatable tweets about the discomfort of wearing a bra | thumbnail text - queen quen ... @quenblackwell wearing a bra is self harm to me.personally. 7:15 AM · Feb 18, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 27.4K Retweets 741 Quote Tweets 95.4K Likes

Painfully Relatable Tweets About The Hassle And Discomforts Of Wearing A Bra

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 25, 2021)

Funny tweets about nature healing | thumbnail text - Taylor (Taylor's Version) @SweetBabyTayz ... Just saw someone projectile vomit out of an Uber and hold up traffic in broad daylight, nature is healing 3:12 AM · Apr 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Celebrate All The Ways Nature Is Healing After A Dumpster Fire Year

Thirsty tweets for Zac Efron | thumbnail text - El misses Niall's finger guns @nialls_hoover Zac Efron is freshly single and in Australia looks like I'm going on a road trip 1:44 AM · Apr 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Thirsty Twitter Passionately Reacts To Zac Efron's Newfound Single Status (April 22, 2021)

funny tweets from people about the worst and most awkward dates they've ever been on | thumbnail text - BIG Miss Steak @ba3thany Replying to @NatelsBack2 His family owned/ran a funeral home. Did not have an issue with that, but he spent the later part of dinner telling me what kind of makeup techniques he would use on me if I died. 8:20 AM · Apr 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 499 Retweets 221 Quote Tweets 7,409 Likes

Funny Tweets From People About The Worst, Most Awkward Dates They've Ever Been On

Trending Now

28-year-old bride invites brother's ex instead of his wife in an attempt to set them up together again, he refuses to attend or even send a wedding gift: "She doesn't feel comfortable"

28-year-old bride invites brother's ex instead of his wife in an attempt to set them up together again, he refuses to attend or even send a wedding gift: "She doesn't feel comfortable"

24-year-old magician interrupts dad's retirement dinner to perform magic routine, accuses older brother of being jealous when he advises him to read the room: 'People came to celebrate dad, not for a magic show'

24-year-old magician interrupts dad's retirement dinner to perform magic routine, accuses older brother of being jealous when he advises him to read the room: 'People came to celebrate dad, not for a magic show'

25 Crying Memes for When You’re an Emotional Hot Mess (Emphasis on Hot)

25 Crying Memes for When You’re an Emotional Hot Mess (Emphasis on Hot)

20-year-old sister vows never to bake for her brother again after she spends a week on his wedding cake, only to find that the venue is inaccessible to wheelchair users: "Everyone stared in discomfort"

20-year-old sister vows never to bake for her brother again after she spends a week on his wedding cake, only to find that the venue is inaccessible to wheelchair users: "Everyone stared in discomfort"

23 End of Summer Memes for Fall Girlies Preparing to Go Full PSL Mode This Week

23 End of Summer Memes for Fall Girlies Preparing to Go Full PSL Mode This Week

22 Totally Tubular Gen X Nostalgia Memes That Only True 80s Girls Will Understand (July 31, 2025)

22 Totally Tubular Gen X Nostalgia Memes That Only True 80s Girls Will Understand (July 31, 2025)