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Relatable tweets about social anxiety | thumbnail text - danielle tcholakian @danielleiat Imagining how my social anxiety verging on paranoia would've dealt with attending a dinner party where the host opened with "one of you will betray me" 5:11 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes

Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

funny tweets about what meals people make when they hit rock bottom | thumbnail text - rose @rose_marie333 just ate microwavable fried rice out of a festive reindeer coffee cup and cooked my last 3 pizza rolls on top. not bad for rock bottom. 3:22 AM · Mar 29, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

Funny Tweets About Meals People Eat When They've Hit Rock Bottom

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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Funniest reactions on Twitter to The Duke Of Hastings Leaving Bridgerton | thumbnail text - conundrum X ... @ImViviannn So what l'm hearing is Bridgerton is canceled?? 6:28 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Reactions To The Duke's Official Departure From 'Bridgerton'

Funny tweets about crazy roommates | thumbnail text - Isa Jones @ThelsaJones ... Crazy roommate: I'm v focused on the environment and mother earth! Also crazy roommate: Moves out,leaves $200 of unopened food, and tries to "recycle" a bunch of trash including unused household goods 6:15 PM · Mar 31, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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Funny tweets about 'adulting | thumbnail text - Ricardo A. @Ricaaduh ... Adulting is soup and I'm a fork. 6:15 AM · Apr 1, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Weekly 'Adulting' Tweets Which Are So Relatable It Hurts

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text -  ktg @ktjeezetweeter ... Tis the season to use dating apps for baseball season ticket holders 2:43 AM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about drinking games | thumbnail text - Liv Gets Fomo ... @Livluv21 Tom and Jerry drinking game: drink every time Tom and/or Jerry should be dead. That's it, that's the game. 8:23 AM · Mar 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

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Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone

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Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Thirst tweets for Noah Centineo | thumbnail text - rod ... @rodescalada Noah Centineo that's the tweet 6:29 AM - Mar 25, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone

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funny relatable tweets from parents about raising 'threenagers' | thumbnail text - Mom On The Rocks @mom_ontherocks Threenager: (noun) A three year old with all the emotional instability from the terrible twos but with more of a vocabulary, mixed with the rebellious attitude of a teenager. 3:36 PM May 21, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 79 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 353 Likes

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Tweets about being personally victimized by White Claw | thumbnail text - Tyler Posting His L's @tyler_is_funny You ever though "I like this white claw, but I wish it was worse tasting and there was more of it"? White Claw Surge is for you! CLAL A CLAW CLAW HARD SELTZ HARD HARD HARD SURGE SURGE SURGE SURGE BLOOD ORANGE BLOOD ORANGE CRANBERRY CRANBERRY ITE SELTZER ITE SELTZE NHITE SELTZ

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

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