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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 10:58 PM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 28.4K Retweets 6,663 Quote Tweets 532.4K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes

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funny memes about the struggles of being a picky eater | Dave Strogen DaveStrogen picky eater and go restaurant and start reading menu. immediately regret this decision. | courtney @courtney_haas_ Being picky eater sucks mamma dinner Probably something will hate Great Delivered

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobry ... I don't know who needs to hear this but before when you find old yellow teeth in your husbands car and accuse him of being a serial killer, always make sure there's not an empty bag of corn nuts on the floorboard 6:10 PM Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 258 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

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funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Melissa Mason 000 @_melissamason_ Fuckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. 10:54 AM Jan 13, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 27.8K Retweets 2.6K Quote Tweets 192.3K Likes Sparkle Pants @DontCome4Me_Boo Husband: wanna have s- Me: no H: paghetti for dinner? Me: o0oh. Yes. 12:25 AM Jan 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 16 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 154 Likes

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funny tweets about all the things men would rather do than go to therapy | Adam Nayman @brofromanother 000 Paul Men will literally not let themselves get attached anything they can't walk out thirty seconds flat if they feel heat around corner instead going therapy | corie johnson @corietjohnson 000 men will literally create an online college based network interact socially will one day be adapted into film starring jesse eisenberg instead going therapy

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

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