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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry My husband just used our personal lube to keep a door from squeaking in case you're wondering about new ways to spice up your own marriage 4:19 PM · Jun 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 150 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1,125 Likes

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Women's Memes That Make Us Go, 'Mmm, Yes'| thumbnail text - m. diane ... @CULTMOTHER told my boyfriend I was going to start my period and he said, "AGAIN??" it's like, you know what, you're right, I'm cancelling my subscription. 11:15 PM · Jun 11, 2018 · Twitter for Android 116.2K Retweets 2,606 Quote Tweets 507.2K Likes

Women's Memes That Made Us Go, 'Mmm, Yes'

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text tallie ... @talliesinyoung boys are literally obsessed with watching the most random things on youtube at full volume 3:48 PM · Jun 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 256 Retweets 68 Quote Tweets 2,992 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail JASS Mom Meh ... @mommeh_dearest I hate when people ask me if my baby is a "good baby" like no he bets on illegal dog races and stabbed a kid at the playground 2:48 AM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,028 Retweets 41 Quote Tweets 8,797 Likes

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Spiciest Memes Roasting The Cast Of 'Too Hot To Handle' Season 2| thumbnail text - Morgan Carroll @morganxcarroll Harry and Francesca look different here #TooHotToHandle #TooHotToHandleS2

Spiciest Memes Roasting The Cast Of 'Too Hot To Handle' Season 2

sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

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thirsty tweets about tom ellis | thumbnail text - dilruba @JoanneiaSelin Rewatching Lucifer episodes again and again and found out my obsession towards Tom Ellis is escalating day by day. Man he looks fine as wine. Just rip me off to hell please jesus a 8:28 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for Android

The Universe Can't Stop Thirsting Over Tom Ellis And His Devilish Persona On Lucifer

People Who Regretfully Used Words They Didn't Know The Meaning Of| thumbnail text - Dayna McAlpine O @daynamcalpine_ went on a date with a guy years ago and told him i might have narcolepsy to which he look at me weirdly, changed the subject and he never called me back - years later he asked if i still fancied dead people and it turns out he thought i meant necrophilia 3:03 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Who Regretfully Used Words They Didn't Know The Meaning Of

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining| thumbnail text - popcorn queen @CassiFricke Some dude mansplained maple syrup to me today as if I won't Buddy the Elf the shit out of my waffle right in front of his eyes 10:44 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 11 Likes

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes

Brutally Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

people roast ridiculously high cut swimsuit on twitter | thumbnail text - @alanna what is my body supposed to look like... Jefferson Mok (he/him) @jeffersonmok Replying to @alanna Who wore it better?

People Are Roasting A Ridiculously High Cut Swimsuit And It's Savage

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

People Expose Their Worst Work Mistakes, Trying To Console HBOMax Intern| thumbnail text - becca @donotatmeok Replying to @HBOMaxHelp dear intern, one time i accidentally charged several thousand dollars to my celebrity bosses managers personal credit card 1:08 AM · Jun 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet Their Worst Work Mistakes, Consoling HBOMax Intern

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