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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reactions To The KUWTK Finale On Twitter| thumbnail text - Leslie @rodashian · Jun 11 Kourtney as soon as this episode is done #KUWTK 26 L7 205 4K

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reaction Tweets About The KUWTK Finale

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Memes For The women which men just don't get | thumbnail text - Fckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready

Memes For Women That Are Way Too Baffling For Men To Comprehend

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Shade 5 ... @Shade510 Wife: Do you want me to help you? Marriage Translation: Would you like me to tell you what you're doing wrong? 1:26 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 125 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 403 Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Capturing The Trials And Tribulations Of Love

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday| Thumbnail text - Kanye look like the type of kid to argue with the teacher and bring up the teachers divorce

Memes That Made Us Say 'Ye' For Kanye's 44th Birthday

most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener ... Sometimes his lies are so extravagant that I have to forgive him. Not because I believe him but because l'm impressed by the effort. 7:39 PM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 110 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,873 Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets From This Week

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Tweets about gynecologist appointments | thumbnail text - Julia Gallimore ... @julia_gall_ *at a gyno apt* Nurse: "Are you having any breast issues?" Me: "Yeah, they're not big enough." 7:10 PM · Oct 22, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

A Batch Of Awkward Tweets About Dreaded Gynecologist Appointments

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Tiff @its_me_your_mom Pinterest girls be like: I'm getting married in a barn but the barn is made of reclaimed barn wood from a different barn 3:39 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,615 Retweets 61 Quote Tweets 32.7K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women Who Have More Sass Than Sense

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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Dan Regan @Social_Mime ... Marriage teaches you new things, like there's a wrong way to open curtains. 5:30 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for Android 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 487 Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

Grindr Screenshots Which Are Hilariously Awful, But Painfully Relatable| thumbnail text - You look the same you do on Twitter 7:02 PM Lol thank you 7:02 PM Is that a good thing 7:06 PM It's open to interpretation

Grindr Convos Which Are Only Funny When It Happens To Someone Else

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Anne Sundell @anne_sundell i have come across so many of the same people on dating apps over the years i've started to see them as coworkers 4:55 PM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 978 Retweets 97 Quote Tweets 18.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week

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29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

29-year-old sister closes door on brother and his pregnant wife when they demand to stay in her home office "for a few months," parents guilt-trip her but refuse to offer their own home: "It's my workspace and livelihood"

"You could've just skipped dessert like a normal person": 24-year-old brings her own allergy-free cake to best friend's birthday dinner, storms out when she is called out for not following restaurant etiquette

"You could've just skipped dessert like a normal person": 24-year-old brings her own allergy-free cake to best friend's birthday dinner, storms out when she is called out for not following restaurant etiquette

"Why are you trying to play mom?": Husband prohibits 31-year-old wife from parenting his 11-year-old son from another marriage, she shows stepson kindness behind dad's back

"Why are you trying to play mom?": Husband prohibits 31-year-old wife from parenting his 11-year-old son from another marriage, she shows stepson kindness behind dad's back

24 Memes to Send to Your Coworker Bestie During Work Hours

24 Memes to Send to Your Coworker Bestie During Work Hours

23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

23-year-old woman leaves friend's birthday party after friend refuses to open the door and let her inside the house: ‘I knocked as loud as I could, but the door remained locked’

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

32-year-old brother goes back on decade-old promise to pay for little sister's wedding after she demands $30,000, she flips when he offers $5,000 as a compromise: "It was an emotional promise, not a legal contract"

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