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Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining| thumbnail text - popcorn queen @CassiFricke Some dude mansplained maple syrup to me today as if I won't Buddy the Elf the shit out of my waffle right in front of his eyes 10:44 PM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 11 Likes

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Equal Parts Cringy And Entertaining

To speak so much, yet know so little
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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Colleen @Coll3enG Why would I ever want a boyfriend? If I wanted to waste my time l'd just join a pyramid scheme. 7:38 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 66 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 604 Likes

Brutally Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

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people roast ridiculously high cut swimsuit on twitter | thumbnail text - @alanna what is my body supposed to look like... Jefferson Mok (he/him) @jeffersonmok Replying to @alanna Who wore it better?

People Are Roasting A Ridiculously High Cut Swimsuit And It's Savage

Unrealistic body standards have reached a new low
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

Have kids they said, it will be fun, they said
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People Expose Their Worst Work Mistakes, Trying To Console HBOMax Intern| thumbnail text - becca @donotatmeok Replying to @HBOMaxHelp dear intern, one time i accidentally charged several thousand dollars to my celebrity bosses managers personal credit card 1:08 AM · Jun 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet Their Worst Work Mistakes, Consoling HBOMax Intern

We all make mistakes
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pap smear tweets | thumbnail text - wench @overdonebaby just realized that because i'm 21 now i have to go get a pap smear and i'm starting to remember why i didn't plan on living this long 5:25 AM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Let's Explore The Wonderful World Of Pap Smears

The horror of pap smears
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Adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Roxanne ... @1stladyRoxanne Adulting is weird man, you'll be 26 beefing with a 45 year old at the office. 6:49 PM · Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Here's Why Adulting Is The Worst And We All Deserve A Vacay Immediately

Personally victimized by adulting
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psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text -  Soff ... @sohercarr in today's episode of my roommate is crazy she warned me that she doesn't need to let me know if she's throwing a party and that if I have a problem with it she will beat the sh*t out of me so anyway how are yall doing 4:11 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World's Most Psycho Roomies Are At It Again

Please make it stop
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Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

A fifteen percent increase sounds about right, or 3 hours
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funny women roast 2021 fashion trends | thumbnail text - Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri ... to whomever is deciding fashion trends at the moment and making the theme "things I was bullied for wearing in middle school"...kindly stop I'm tired 4:19 AM May 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 343 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 8,097 Likes

Women Are Mercilessly Roasting 2021's Fashion Trends

They are NOT happy
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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

The funny parents of Twitter
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Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

Sweaty girl summer is upon us
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funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

What NOT to say to your pregnant wife
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People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old-Fashioned Way' On Twitter| thumbnail text - Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy ... deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a full day detention with others who seem stereotypical but I learn they are more than just a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal) 7:15 AM · Jun 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,135 Likes

People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old Fashioned Way' On Twitter

Back in the simpler days
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most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes

Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

Time for an official 'What's in my bag' from our girl Liz
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