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pap smear tweets | thumbnail text - wench @overdonebaby just realized that because i'm 21 now i have to go get a pap smear and i'm starting to remember why i didn't plan on living this long 5:25 AM · Jun 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Let's Explore The Wonderful World Of Pap Smears

Adulting tweets | thumbnail text - Roxanne ... @1stladyRoxanne Adulting is weird man, you'll be 26 beefing with a 45 year old at the office. 6:49 PM · Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Here's Why Adulting Is The Worst And We All Deserve A Vacay Immediately

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psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - Soff ... @sohercarr in today's episode of my roommate is crazy she warned me that she doesn't need to let me know if she's throwing a party and that if I have a problem with it she will beat the sh*t out of me so anyway how are yall doing 4:11 PM · Jun 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The World's Most Psycho Roomies Are At It Again

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise| thumbnail text - Jim Gaffigan @JimGaffigan My 4 yr old son gave me a hand made card for Father's Day. Maybe for Christmas l'll draw him a picture of some toys. 11:53 AM · Jun 20, 2010 · Twitter Web Client 2.1K Retweets 3.2K Likes

Iconic Father's Day Tweets From Dads Who Deserve A Raise, Or At Least A Long Nap

funny women roast 2021 fashion trends | thumbnail text - Ayo Edebiri @ayoedebiri ... to whomever is deciding fashion trends at the moment and making the theme "things I was bullied for wearing in middle school"...kindly stop I'm tired 4:19 AM May 29, 2021 · Twitter Web App 343 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 8,097 Likes

Women Are Mercilessly Roasting 2021's Fashion Trends

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC| Thumbnail text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho the swamp in my cleavage tells me im having a very hot girl summer 6:47 AM · Jun 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 71 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 439 Likes

Hot Girl Summer Moments To Remind Y'all It's Time To Crank Up The AC

funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

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People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old-Fashioned Way' On Twitter| thumbnail text - Ray O'Leary @rayolearycomedy ... deleting dating apps because I want to meet someone the old fashioned way (in a full day detention with others who seem stereotypical but I learn they are more than just a brain, an athlete, a basket case, a princess, and a criminal) 7:15 AM · Jun 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 99 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,135 Likes

People Explain How They Plan To 'Meet People The Old Fashioned Way' On Twitter

most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes

Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her Hand Bag| thumbnail text - Matthew reist @ReistMatthew #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag Boris Johnson's comb KellieLovesHashtags @HereToHashtag ... #WhatsInTheQueensHandbag a voodoo doll of Meghan

People On Twitter Speculate What The Queen Of England Must Be Carrying In Her HandBag

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore once I stop people-pleasing it's over for you bitches if that's ok with you, no worries if not! 4:25 AM · Jun 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 31.3K Retweets 692 Quote Tweets 177.1K Likes

Weekly Roundup Of Twitter's Funniest Women

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reactions To The KUWTK Finale On Twitter| thumbnail text - Leslie @rodashian · Jun 11 Kourtney as soon as this episode is done #KUWTK 26 L7 205 4K

Over-The-Top, Yet Understandable, Fan Reaction Tweets About The KUWTK Finale

Memes For The women which men just don't get | thumbnail text - Fckboys in 1813 It is because I regard you so highly that I cannot marry you. Me coming home to the mess that i made when i was getting ready

Memes For Women That Are Way Too Baffling For Men To Comprehend

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - That Mom Tho ... @mom_tho my kid can't remember where her shoes are but remembers that 13 months ago i said maybe i would take her to see micky mouse for her fifth birthday which is of course in two weeks and of course we are not going 4:17 PM · Jun 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 94 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 822 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Done With Parenting

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle| thumbnail text - J Murch @J_murch25 I'm sorry for roasting you I was trying to flirt 7:48 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,627 Retweets 298 Quote Tweets 9,426 Likes

Tweets From People As Single As A Sour Cream and Onion Pringle

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