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proof that kids should be in charge of naming everything | thumbnail text - Stephen Amell @StephenAmell ... My daughter calls deodorant "armpit makeup". You're welcome. 2:43 PM · May 29, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 4,404 Retweets 191 Quote Tweets 33.7K Likes

It's Pretty Clear That Kids Should Be In Charge Of Naming Everything

Their creativity knows no bounds
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Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot | thumbnail text - Brett Coughlin @CoughlinBrett The Sex and the City movie is going to be awesome. #SATC 12:33 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone Justin Randall ... @imjustinrandall And then I realized, with New York City under water, was my love life drowning too? 3:51 AM Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Twitter Photoshops Of The Sex And The City Reboot

We miss Samantha
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Women Savagely Roasting Men On Twitter Within An Inch Of Their Lives

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funniest white lies people told | thumbnail text - Adam Gaylord @AuthorGaylord Me Pre-Kids: I'm never gonna lie to my kids ever. Me with Kids: I just got off the phone with Santa, the firefighter dog from Paw Patrol, and the Green Power Ranger, and they all agree, if you don't put your shoes on, they're gonna have to put down another unicorn. Public Librar MURSULAM @3sunzzz My husband pissed me off so when he wasn't looking I poured water on the floor in front of the dishwasher. He's been fixing

The Funny White Lies People Told To Try And Get Out Of Awkward Situations

White lies don't even count as lies
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cringiest Dms literally nobody asked for | thumbnail text - Hey Beautiful. How are you? 15:57 Sorry. Automatic message I apologize about that. Technology sucks. 16:02 Do you want to let ! won't know you've seen their message until you accept. message you? They Report conversation. Delete Acсept Blush You are now my big fat crus Crush I'm single as I can be You're single perfect for me I'm gonna give you a bunch of reasons why you should date me Reason number 1 I'm super hot

Cringiest DMs Literally No One Asked For

Unsolicited flirting attempts
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Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers| thumbnail text - Magic Realism Bot @MagicRealismBot A psychic turns over a tarot card with a rainbow on it. 'Your destiny is to be eaten by a whale,' he says to you. 7:43 PM · Jul 9, 2021 · Borges Bot 199 Retweets 26 Quote Tweets 967 Likes

Chaotic Astrology Tweets To Amuse The Non-Believers

I see tears in your future, after I punch you
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People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers| thumbnail text - blue (błękit). @CIRCUMAMBIENCE · Jul 10 this car kind of looks like winston churchill

People Can't Stop Comparing 'Cars' Characters To Celebs, Now We Believe In Doppelgangers

One can not simply unsee some of these
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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

Freshest Batch Of Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week

The funny parents of Twitter
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people confess their rational and totally irrational fears | thumbnail text - Bob Gurnett @BoblsntFunny My three biggest fears in order: 3. Plane crash 2. Home invasion 1. Not remembering how you know someone and having to stumble through a polite conversation. Katie Haller @halleratyou My biggest fears in life are: -pigeons -rejection -clogging someone's toilet -failure -bcc emails -heights

People Confess Their Biggest Rational And Totally Irrational Fears

There's no logic to it, really
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love | Thumbnail text - Robert Schultz @_RobertSchultz ... romcoms are like "HE is the misogynist CEO of a corporation that bulldozes orphanages to build banks for the military... SHE loves arts & crafts a little more than the average person... They BOTH have flaws." 11:47 PM · Jun 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,152 Retweets 117 Quote Tweets 12.5K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets Which Make Us Skeptical Of Love

The funny side of love
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People Are Tweeting Their Bizarre Celebrity Encounters, And They're Just So Silly| thumbnail text - Kevin Schultz BFXPRESSED WITH MODES @kevinrschultz We had the door to our office RESSED WIT open and someone was being loud in the hallway. I got up in a huff to tell them to STFU and close the door. It was Tracy Morgan. He came in and started telling jokes. I worked at a random tech startup that has absolutely nothing to do with him.

People Are Tweeting Their Bizarre Celebrity Encounters, And They're Just So Silly

You have to be at least a little weird to be famous
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Savage Tweets Reminding Mansplainers That Literally Nobody Asked| Thumbnail text - katie rosman @katierosman My husband just said he doesn't think I really grasp the concept of mansplaining and so he mansplained it to me. 10:20 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter Web App 4 Retweets 171 Likes

Savage Tweets Reminding Mansplainers That Literally Nobody Asked

Not all heroes wear capes
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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter
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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Participation Trophy Wife @TrophyWifeDayna Me: actively works out 6 days a week and eats healthy. Loses 1 pound. Husband: contemplates eating a vegetable. Loses 5 pounds. 6:49 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2 Retweets 98 Likes

Most Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets We Saw This Week

Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned
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#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused| Thumbnail text - mia @fembotdisaster Men who tweet #WomenAreDelusional unironically look like this 1:27 AM Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 212 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets

#WomenAreDelusional Is Trending On Twitter, And The Internet Is Confused

'Why does it smell like 3 in 1 shampoo in here'
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people reveal how their names have been ruined by pop culture | thumbnail text - Dr Harry Potter @HPneuro I take your 'first name', and raise you my full name. Jesse McLaren @McJesse Sep 25 What piece of pop culture has ruined your first name? Jeffrey R Epstein O @EpsteinJeffrey Replying to @UglyOne10 and @McJesse Jesse McLaren O @McJesse 2s Replying to @EpsteinJeffrey and @UglyOne10 That "R" is doing a lot of lifting. ili

People Whose Names Have Been Totally Ruined By Pop Culture

Names can make or break
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