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Woman's Iconic Explanation For Selling Engagement Ring After Fiancé Cheated

A woman's attempt to sell her engagement ring has gone viral after her hilarious explanation for selling it. Although the reason she is selling it — because her disgusting fiancé slept with a prostitute, tried strangling her, and stole from his dementia-stricken father — wasn't the funny part, the way she told the story was. Lisa J Sconey posted her engagement ring on the Facebook group 'Rotherham Swap, Sell or Buy,' asking for £500, which equates to around $665. A fellow member of the group, Pam, asked her why she was selling it, which is when Lisa launched into the long-winded horror story of her repulsive ex-fiancé. Her blunt, heartbreaking, but hilarious way with words spoke to people's hearts, especially to Pam's. Pam launched a fundraiser titled: Raising £500 for the Lisa J Sconey. It has so far raised even more than that, and it's still going. Below is Lisa's crazy explanation.

woman writes hilarious explanation when someone asks why she's selling engagement ring on Facebook | thumbnail Why are getting rid 11h Like Reply Lisa J Sconey well Pam met this bloke about 3 years ago and thought he really nice, big soft giant, been hurt and cheated on bla bla bla going make happy so thought l'd give try being naive vulnerable person am and not realising everything he saying had happened him, is actually he had done his ex wife and all and before mother his children, im mug
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Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men

You have probably heard this at least once before, but men and women get treated quite differently. I think it's called inequality? I don't know, it's so embedded into our culture it's hard to even recognize it sometimes.

Seriously, you can see the inequality in almost every context. It's the kind of thing where, once somebody points it out to you, you can't go back to ignoring it. This woman shared on Tumblr how it is especially apparent in the media.

Woman Reveals The Double-Standard Behind How We View Violence By Women Vs. By Men| thumbnail text - bau-liya so women are supposed to grin and bear the books, the comics, the movies, the plays, the tv shows, the stories, the sci-fi, the translated Ig millennia of men writing about their self inserts torturing women and it being declared as High Art by other men, we're supposed to read it in our free ancient poems, the f
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Non-Americans Roast The Things They Truly Don't Understand About American Schools

There are so many movies and shows about American high schools. They seem extremely cheesy on the TV, but what a lot of non-Americans might not realize is how much of it is kind of accurate. Yes, we do say the pledge every day. We do have hall monitors. We also have cheerleaders and school presidents.

It already feels like I am writing the plot of a new TV show because that is just how ridiculous some of our norms seem.

Non-Americans Roast The Things They Truly Don't Understand About American Schools| thumbnail text - jisung pwark @chromaticaution •.. why do american schools have hall passes? is walking in the halls really that serious??? so confused
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Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (May 8, 2021)

If you're a woman who likes men, then you've probably been in a relationship, a situationship, or on a date with a man who disappointed you in some way. Because, well... men! And I'll bet you also never really got the opportunity to tell them precisely what you thought of them, and you're still holding onto a little of that anger. It sucks not to get the closure you need when a relationship ends, and the Instagram account To The Guys I've Dated is helping women to take care of that. They post funny and real letters of disappointment from girls to their "exes." Each week, we bring you a fresh batch of these letters, so dive in and scroll through this latest haul, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear “Boyfriend", You called me “homie" for the first two years because you "didn't believe in using the word girlfriend" and then ghosted me. My friends say I'm handling the break up well. TO THE Your "homie", Liz GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Robert, You could have warned me before inviting your MOM to our FIRST date. Saying that your other dates "didn't mind it" is a lie! Obviously they frea
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Parents Who Have Had Enough Of Parenting For Today

Parenting can be fun, but sometimes it can be a real pain in the a**. Kids don't mean to push your buttons, but somehow they know exactly which ones to push and when. Sure, parenting is rewarding, but it can test your patience to its limit, and we feel your pain. These parents deserve a medal after what their kids have pulled on them. Check out these epic parenting fails and here are some more if you enjoyed them. 

Parents who have totally had enough of parenting for today | thumbnail text - "My kids went in the basement to play, about 10 minutes later, this happened." "Goat cheese and buttercream frosting look very similar when they've been stored in a Ziploc bag in your refrigerator. My kid is currently jumping off furniture"
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Internet Gold Diggers Are All Over Bill Gates After Divorce Announcement

Another day, another divorce. But not just any run-of-the-mill divorce - Microsoft power couple Bill and Melinda Gates have announced that they are officially splitting up. Twitter is obviously all over the divorce, with many single ladies shooting their shot with the billionaire himself in hopes of getting a piece of that Microsoft fortune. Some women have even gone so far as to slide into his DMs on Instagram, and now I'm super invested. Check out the funniest tweets surrounding the divorce below. 

Funny tweets about Bill Gates divorce | thumbnail text - Hanima ... @Chicken_tanduri Hello @BillGates how are you.? Just heard about your divorce case, if you ever feel lonely just DM me. 9:38 AM · May 5, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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This Week's Batch Of Horrifying Drunk Texts (May 6, 2021)

Drinking and letting loose at the end of a long, hard week can be so rejuvenating. After all, there's nothing like a crazy Saturday night with friends to lift our spirits in preparation for another week. However, nights spent drinking are often followed by regretdepending on how the night goes. We often send very wrong things to very wrong people, and there's no way to take back what we sent. But we can stand together in solidarity and laugh at ourselves and the stupid sh*t we sent out. This week's batch of horrifying drunk texts are from an iconic 4-year-old Reddit thread, and suddenly I don't feel so bad about all the idiotic acts I've committed in my own life thus far. Scroll down to see what I mean. 

Posted by u/[deleted] 4 years ago What was the worst drunk text you've ever sent?
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People You'll Only Find At Walmart

Walmart might have great prices, but it also attracts some real characters through its doors. And when we say characters, we really mean something a lot less pleasant. But hey, at least they give us something to laugh about right? So while you're sitting home during quarantine missing your daily shopping trips, here are some pics to scroll through to remind you that staying home might not be all that bad. 

people walmart funny pictures shopping groceries | child dragged on the floor by a person in a mobile scooter | person paying a cashier dressed in tiny jean shorts denim underwear
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Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future

Generation Z is all over the place these days. They decide the trends, cancel the millennials, and make very questionable decisions online. I think many of them have not fully internalized the idea that everything they put on the internet is permanent. If they're going to go around cancelling people, they need to make sure everything they post is extremely woke and correct. It can be very difficult to do so when your entire life is plastered all over social media.

But at least it's entertaining for the rest of us.

Very Extra Gen Z Fails Which Could Cause Worries For Our Future| Thumbnail text - doody @_Doodster ... Mr.Wilson Imao, I don't even know what to say Marcus Wilson 5 - Mathematics Wilson March 5, 2021 at 9:04am Greetings Mr.Wllson, I just wanted to inform you that you keep lowering my grades so please increase it.
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Divorce Lawyers Expose Evil Ways Spouses Tried Screwing Over Their Ex

Divorce lawyers see the ugly side of love—the breakdowns in communication, the anger, and the resentment. Divorces can seriously bring out the nasty and petty sides of people. These divorce lawyers reveal the evilest, funniest and dumbest ways that spouses tried screwing the other over. From splitting everything physically down the middle to figuring out how to educate a shared parrot, they genuinely have seen it all when it comes to love, or the lack thereof.


divorce lawyers share evil ways spouses tried screwing over the other | thumbnail Text - The divorce lawyer my mother in law had to fight had a case so vicious that they wanted everything split right down the middle, up to the block of cheese in the fridge. And she won that case. I can only imagine how long it took to split everything in the house.
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Comments Which Caused People To Peace-Out In The Middle Of A Date

It takes a lot of confidence to go on a date. There are a million ways it can go wrong, and yet we still manage to sum up the power to do it all the frickin time. I believe we all deserve a round of applause for consistently putting ourselves out there. Most of the time our dates do not lead to something bigger, but we learn from each one. We gain lessons from every person we open ourselves up to. But sometimes that lesson is just: Stop going after a-holes.

Comments Which Caused People To Peace-Out In The Middle Of A Date| thumbnail text - itmelol · 12h When I asked him to clarify his age, because this guy looked 40, not 29, and he says "you don't believe me? I pull 18 year olds all the time" Yiiiiikes. 4 Vote 3 ...
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (May 7, 2021)

Being in love isn't all flowers and unicorns. Sometimes your significant other can piss you off so much that you want to punch a hole in the wall (ala-Andy from The Office). And when that happens, Twitter is at your service, to vent your frustrations to the world and hopefully find some solace in other people's relationship woes. Welcome to your weekly dose of funniest relationship tweets to dig into. And when you're finished with these, here are last week's gems to peruse through.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so instead of hitting a happy hour on Friday you can wash sports uniforms and I can try to pick which can of beer or seltzer pairs best with the hamburger helper l'm making. 9:08 PM Apr 30, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 38 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 734 Likes
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Parenting Memes For The Exhausted Parents Out There

Parenting is all fun and games until you haven't slept for six years and you have old spaghetti hanging out the back of your jeans. Yeah, that's a thing. So if you're an exhausted parent, or you know an exhausted parent, then these parenting memes will be accurately relatable on a deep level.

funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (May 7, 2021)

If you've ever had a lightbulb moment that's blown you away, or a stroke of genius that made you question whether or not you might be the next Einstein, then you might have had a Shower Thought. These are the brainwaves of the average Joe which, once released into the world, change humanity forever. Each week we bring you the top shower thoughts the world has had over the past seven days and this week's haul is as profound as ever. And here are last weeks in case you missed them.




Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/TuesdayRiot42 4 days ago When you are a teenager you hide things like sex or drinking from your parents. When you are a parent you hide things like sex or drinking from your kids.
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People Reveal The Most Awkward Thing Someone Said To Them Right After Having Sex

Good sex isn't just about the act itself; the nuances before and after can help determine whether you have a positive sexual experience. From engaging in foreplay before sex to having good pillow talk after, it all adds up. Some people don't quite understand the social rules of post-sex conversation, however, and it turns out that it's pretty easy to kill the mood once sex is over with one short sentence. Redditors share some of the most awkward things a partner has said to them immediately post-sex, and if these don't turn you off someone, I don't know what will.


people reveal the most awkward things someone said to them just after having sex | thumbnail text - collegit 1 day ago I hooked up with this girl in undergrad. Immediately after we finished, she rolled off top, put her head on my chest, and said "I'd give you an 8/10. What would you rate me?"
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This Week's Batch Of Funniest Dating App Tweets (May 7, 2021)

Dating has evolved over time, and somehow we've arrived at the age of dating apps. It's so wonderful to be here together... right? If you've been on the apps as long as I have, it's actually the opposite of wonderful. Just hearing the words Tinder, OkCupid, and Hinge makes me physically ill. Okay, so maybe I'm being a bit of a drama queen, but try one day on the apps and you'll see what I mean. The singles of Twitter know exactly what I'm talking about. Check out this week's funniest tweets about people's ridiculous experiences on dating apps below. 

Funny tweets about dating apps | thumbnail text - Lane Moore @hellolanemoore men on dating apps will be like "text me, I'm not on this app much" WELL B*TCH THIS APP JUST GAVE U A HOT GIRL TO TALK TO CHANGE UR PRIORITIES 6:27 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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