Parenting can be a real lag. Yes, I know, kids are a blessing, yadda, yadda, yadda, but no parent can deny that the job comes with some real trials and tribulations. But, if you've got a good sense of humor, then the parenting journey suddenly becomes a lot more bearable. To inspire us on our parenthood journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) are the funny dads of Twitter, who take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.

If you've ever slept next to someone who talks in their sleep, you'll know how utterly terrifying (but also hilarious) it can be. Seeing someone suddenly sit up straight in a zombie-like trance, eyes open, and utter total nonsense is not only terrifying but can be annoying, especially if it's woken you up. But all-in-all, it's more funny, than anything else, and these people are proving that by sharing the funniest things they've heard other people say in their sleep.

Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble, Tinder, Eharmony, Coffee Meets Bagel, Ship - the building blocks for the rollercoaster that is the dating app sphere. And what a wild, shitty ride it is. 

If your dating life is as much of a hot mess as my own, you've been downloading, deleting, and redownloading the apps since the beginning of time. Like many things in life, it has turned into a routine that I have come to despise. Alas, the quest for love always keeps me coming back for more. Because I've become so intertwined with the apps, I have inevitably become intertwined with the guys featured on the apps, and they will always have a special place in my digital heart. To all the boys I've swiped right (or left) on before, this one's for y'all.

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Welcome to your latest weekly haul of 'funny women Tweets,' aka the musings of the funniest women on Twitter that we came across over the past seven days. If 2020 taught us anything, it's that humor gets you through some pretty dark times. Here's to funny women getting us through the beginning of 2021, which, if the first ten days are anything to go by, is also shaping up to be one hell of a year.

Fashion is a religion that many hold dear, and they don't take kindly when its' laws are desecrated. So if you care about fashion in any way, you probably shouldn't scroll through these pictures of people who committed the most serious of crimes against fashion, my eyes, and my faith in humanity.

It's mid-January; we're in the throes of winter, and the cold weather is brutal. It's safe to say that my bikini tan lines have hibernated until next summer, and I won't be taking my heated blanket off for the foreseeable future. If you're anything like me, you thrive in the heat and wilt in the cold, much like a flower. And you're probably reading this while bundled up, reminiscing about the days when you could sit outdoors with your friends, the hot sun beating down on your neck, and sipping on cold cocktails. Ugh, throwback. But while the hot weather might be a distant memory, it doesn't mean we can't enjoy these memes about how much we hate winter, the cold, and the lack of tan. These memes are for all you summer babies.

Aah, that blissful feeling of being in love — it's a beautiful thing, but it doesn't come without its complications. At one point or another, many of us will have found ourselves in questionable relationships where we put up with behaviors we shouldn't have—speaking for a friend, of course. The rose-colored glasses we wear in relationships can blind us to some pretty glaringly obvious red flags, which we can only see clearly once the relationship has ended. On the bright side, we can use them as learning experiences of what not to ignore when it comes to our next relationship. A tweet asking people to share the biggest red flags they ignored in relationships has revealed some hilarious responses, which might make you relate to any previous sh*t shows you dated in the past. What were some red flags you ignored?

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Well, that might not be true in all cases. These funny parenting tweets prove just how misleading that statement can be and how, realistically, kids can drive you to the brink of insanity. Thank goodness for parents who have a good sense of humor and who share their parenting woes on Twitter for all other parents to relate to, uniting together in parenting angst.

We all know that porn is designed with a particular purpose in mind, and it does the job pretty well. But when it comes to porn, the only thing we care about on this platform is the humor that comes with it, and it turns out, if you read the comments on porn websites, there's some pretty funny stuff! Leaving aside the question of what sort of person comments on porn websites at all, nestled among the less tasteful comments, are some real gems. A collection of screenshots from Pornhub show the types of weird and random comments people leave. From critical analyses of camera angling to asking for recipes and explaining how unrealistic certain things are (duh, it's porn!), they are hilarious to read and bring somewhat of a human element to an otherwise pretty heartless industry.

There is a special place in hell for Bridezillas. Sure, it's your wedding day, and you want everything to be perfect. But that doesn't justify acting like the devil reincarnated, which some brides would do good to remember. From throwing tantrums when they don't get their way to insisting the bridal party spends obscene amounts of money on the bachelorette and bridesmaid dresses, there's something about wedding prep that brings out the worst in some people. When you're stressed, they say that you take it out on the people closest to you, which, when it comes to weddings, usually means the bridesmaids. Here are some shocking tales of Bridezilla weddings that bridesmaids were involved in, proving that Bridezillas are next-level crazy.

If you're in a relationship, then you'll remember the honeymoon phase all too well. Those weeks (or months if you were lucky) at the beginning of the relationship, where you were blinded by love and your partner could do no wrong. But pretty quickly, you probably went from worshipping the ground they walk on to wanting to kill them for the way they breathe. Or blink. Or sit quietly and exist. If you can relate to this, then these tweets about the 'illogical' reasons people got mad at their partners will hit you at all levels.

For the most part, people are professional at work. They come to work, do their jobs, and don't commit crimes, or sleep with anyone while there. You know, that sort of thing. But others have a hard time sticking to these types of rules and decide that work is an appropriate place to have sex, steal money, and generally disregard all proper social conduct. If you can get away with it, props to you - sort of. Ok, not really. But if you're going to do something that stupid at work, at least make sure you don't get caught. These people share stories of the compromising positions they caught their coworkers in, and the tales are pretty shocking! Have you ever found a coworker in a situation they shouldn't have been?

With Kim and Kanye's impending divorce and the White House under siege, we've already had a taster of the sh*t show that 2021 will inevitably turn out to be. Personally, I'm excited to see what else it has in store for us. Not. But to keep us going, we have the top shower thoughts from this year so far, and, if they're anything to go by, they accurately reflect the mental state of the world right now: totally and utterly over it. 

We're starting the new year off with a bang by throwing some of the funniest relationship tweets we've seen so far in 2021 your way. Here's to a new year of hilarious Twitter interactions when it comes to all things romance related. May the Twitter gods shine their light down on us and continue to provide us with weekly laughs at the expense of other people's love lives. Amen.

Writing a dating profile can be a daunting task. How is one to accurately describe the fabulousness of their personality within 100-300 characters? Unfortunately, we don't have the answer to that. However, we DO have a list of overused dating profile phrases that should be deleted immediately. Here are the most annoying dating profile cliches according to our readers, brought to you by The Single Society.