Being a pop star means you automatically ooze a certain level of sexiness. Right? Wrong. The horrifically cringeworthy album covers from years-gone-by prove that however famous you are and however hard you try, sometimes you are just not sexy. Like, at all. Scroll through and you'll see what I mean.
Babies are adorable, even when they're doing gross (albeit natural) things like throwing up, pooping, and peeing everywhere. And what's even more adorable is when their parents catch these moments on camera. Check out these hilariously cute pictures of babies making faces while they poop, which somehow wouldn't be as sweet if these were the faces of adults.
Having siblings is cool because you get ready-made friends without having to put any effort in. On the other hand, having siblings is like growing up with ready-made enemies that you can't get away from. It's a love-hate thing and these tweets sum it up perfectly. If you have siblings, you'll probably relate to all of these. I know I did!
You might think it's easy to get some these days, especially with everyone desperate for human contact after lockdown. But it turns out that cat owners often encounter technical setbacks that the average person doesn't, which could stop them from getting lucky in the sex department. Together with The Single Society, we bring you real women's stories of times their cats did everything they could to stop their owners from having sex, which, if you know a thing or two about kitties, isn't all that surprising! It turns out cats are the ultimate c*ck blocks!
Although many influencers would disagree, having a large following on social media doesn't entitle you to free sh*t.
Enter, the Karen's of Instagram.
Here's a hilarious, yet shocking exchange between one particular (racist) Karen and the owner of a Michelin Star restaurant. She tried to use her status to get free food, he (rightfully) said no, and she didn't take it very well. Read the calamity unfold, below.
Admit it, you have a ton of questions you've always wanted to ask a member of the opposite sex, but haven't been able to. Perhaps you never have the balls (see what I did there?) to ask, or it wasn't an appropriate question, or you just don't know anyone to ask. Whatever the reason, you are not alone. Turns out, loads of people have these questions and a Reddit thread has kindly collated them all, so you can peruse through and see the answers to some of the most commonly thought of questions for the opposite sex.
We're back with some more "Nic Cage As Everyone" because, in my humble opinion, there is no such thing as too much Nicolas Cage. Oh, how I love photoshop and the photoshop wizards who created these masterpieces.
Oh, and in case you missed the first lot, here they are. You. Are. Welcome.
Each week we bring you some of the funniest Tweets we found written by women and there's never any shortage. Why? Because women are hilarious, that's why! But you knew that... so, here are this week's funniest women on Twitter, and here is last week's haul, in case you missed them.
Kids are the ultimate savage roasters because they're honest and don't hold back. At all.
But it does make for some funny and interesting stories! And for that, we are grateful.
If you're in the mood for more everyday kid shenanigans that parents have to deal with, check out these tweets from this week!
Did you ever have a guest over for dinner who you hated? Or did you ever serve someone some food you wish you'd poisoned? Well, now you don't have to hold back on what you want to say to your least favorite dinner guests, because Etsy is full of plates that have all the rude messages you need to be written on them. Just wait for your guests to finish their food, and then they'll know what you really think of them. Enjoy these offensively dark, dinner plates.
Have kids they said. It will be fun they said. Or, as one parent accurately tweeted this week: "I hate when you want to be the best mother and wife ever but you also need to like eat, sleep and take the occasional shower." Yep, sounds about right!
Here are some of this week's funniest parenting tweets and here are last week's in case you missed them.
Having kids is a true blessing, but sometimes they can test our patience to unhealthy levels. For example, one thing that young children aren't so good at is understanding the value of money or valuables. So when they accidentally break something expensive or irreplaceable, unfortunately, you can't be too mad at them. Parents of Reddit have revealed the most expensive things their children ruined by mistake and I can only imagine the self-restraint they had to exercise in order to not kill their kids on the spot!
Full gender equality might still not be where it needs to be, but we've certainly come a long way over the past half a century. Travel back just 50 or-so-years-ago, and the world was not an easy place to be a woman. Where assisting men to become great achievers was their highest accolade, women didn't have much hope for being taken seriously. With companies insulting and belittling women as marketing strategies to sell their products, it was indeed a man's world.
These vintage ads give us an idea of just how little empowerment, rights, or power women had back in the day. Check out the horrors below.
Ladies, ladies, ladies. Memes are great, but when they speak to your soul, you relate to them on a whole new level. We've brought you plenty of women's memes before, and now we're back with more. Pour yourself a hot cup of something nice, and scroll through these funny, yet oh-so-relatable memes.
Together with The Single Society, we're back with yet another hilariously awkward dating fail. This time, meet Aaron, the self-obsessed man-child, who could ONLY speak about race cars. And if you've ever been on a date with a guy who wouldn't STFU about himself (so, probably all of you!) then you'll relate to this latest tale of dating debauchery the most.
