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Relatable Memes About Being A Hot Mess For Those Who Don't Know What Day It Is

It's been a long year. Or two. Or a thousand. Seriously, how long has it been, and what even is time anymore? I think I speak for most of us when I say I don't know whether I'm coming or going nowadays. Is it Monday, Wednesday, or Whatever Other day? I'm stumped. And so with everything falling apart around us as of late, I think it's fair to say that some of us *ahem, speaking for a friend*, are just a bunch of hot messes right now. Minus the hot. Lolz. No, but seriously, someone help me, please!

relatable memes about being a hot mess | thumbnail text - When your cheat day accidentally turns into a 6 month long carb-a- palooza Marc O @MarcSnetiker Going into a spiral anyone want anything >
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

Children are supposed to be bundles of joy, God's ultimate gift to the planet Earth - so why in the world don't they start acting like it?! Instead of taking on their terrorizing offspring head-on, they have strategically chosen to hide and tweet about their parenting woes from the safety of said hiding spots. Hiding from your kids ain't much, but it's honest work. Here are the best parenting horror stories in sweet, concise tweets.

funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life

When you really think about your love life, there is probably a lot to make fun of. Think about the times you made a fool of yourself because you were so into someone. Or the times you didn't realize someone was flirting with you. It's all so human, and hilarious. There's are lot of things that people get better at the more they do it, but I'm not sure if dating is one of those things. That's might be what makes it such a thrill though.

Funniest Tumblr Posts Of People Roasting Their Love Life| Thumbnail text - 17yr: overhearing coffee dates is always just listening to men Ted Talk to the girl they're with "enough about what i have to say about this topic, let's see what i have to say about this other topic" 5 years ago (43,841 notes)
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Mom Wants To Know If She's Wrong To Blame Six-Year-Old Daughter For Babysitter Quitting

The world can be a scary and daunting place for kids. Learning to navigate their way through it as they develop emotions, opinions and feelings can be challenging. As any parent can attest, kids choose to throw tantrums out of nowhere, always at the worst times. Even though it's because they're feeling scared, insecure, or out of control, it doesn't make them any easier to deal with. So what do you do when your child misbehaves? Do you comfort them, or do you criticize them for acting up and use it as a teaching opportunity to demonstrate that actions have consequences? One mother faced a difficult challenge after her six-year-old's bratty behavior caused their babysitter to quit. She posted in Reddit's Am I The A-hole, asking if she was wrong for telling her daughter that her repeated bad behavior was the reason for their babysitter quitting...

mom wants to know if she's in the wrong for blaming her badly behaved six-year-old for babysitter quitting | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Relative_Ad654 2 days ago 11 10 S 12 8 AITA for telling my daughter it's her fault that her babysitter quit? Not the A-hole I have 3 kids: 6, 4 and nearly a year old. When I was pregnant with my youngest, I hired a sitter to pick the other two up from school and watch them. We really liked her and appreciated her. My eldest loved her babysitter but she began t
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Fifteen Girly Things Men Secretly Love

Men should 100% not feel that they can't do or like 'girly' things. First of all 'girly' is a social construct, but beyond that, girly things are just flat-out awesome. Flowers? We love. Scented soup? The best. Girly pop stars? We STAN. There is absolutely no reason why guys feel that they can't partake in all the fun as well.

Girly Things Men Secretly Love| thumbnail text - TheHunterZolomon 16 days ago A 3 23 3 2 2 4 I sleep with stuffed animals. I'm a grown man. I do not care. 2.1k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Fifteen Times Women Said, 'No Thanks' To Misogyny

As women, it is important that we all remain on the same page. It's 2021, none of us should put up with misogynistic men anymore. Toxic masculinity is so out, shaving our heads is in. Really just doing whatever the F you want is what's in these days. Pierce your nipples, kiss your best friend, foster a dog, reinvent your style, grow out your armpit hair. It is simply time to go off queens.

Fifteen Times Women Said, "No Thanks" To Misogyny| thumbnail text - ellory smith going to start saying "male journalist" and "male comedian" and "male engineer" so people start to hear how fucking stupid it @ellorysmith Jul 31, 2020 sounds 1.7K EI 80.9K 533.6K ellory smith this is like the least innovative point in the world, has been said thousands of times, and yet I'm still reading tweets like "female senator, female police officer, female demon from hell" @ellorysmith · Jul 31, 2020 ... 101
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Woman Reveals Difference Between How Men and Women View Friendship

Ever drove yourself crazy not being able to understand the motives of a man? Well, you're not alone. There has to be a reason behind how basically every time a girl is nice to a guy it's perceived as flirting. And if god forbid a girl refers to him as her friend, BOOM, he's 'friend-zoned.' But, why? Can girls and guys just not be friends? Is it not okay to be around a guy, and laugh at his jokes, but not want to sleep with him?

Women Reveals Difference Between How Men and Women View Friendship| thumbnail text - t7 saint lil rogue Retweeted Noob Saibot @Mommaafro_ So a woman's idea of being friends is being friends? Chef Nol @UR_SO_COOL_NOL A woman's idea of "Let just be friends" is "Hey listen to all my problems and keep me company...while I have sex with someone else." 9/14/17, 9:26 AM
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very entertaining. Let's be honest; nothing is funnier than frustrated parents tweeting about how they're handling their everyday struggles. From exhaustion to exasperation, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting Tweets. And here are last week's to check out if you want a double dose!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes
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Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z

Generation Z is full of surprises. One day they'll start a worldwide movement, and other days they'll be scarfing down tide pods. You never know what to expect with people who are literally too young to remember JT with frosted tips — and what a time that was to be alive. These kids are not to be underestimated, they will literally cancel you for the way you part your hair, but at the same time celebrate all forms of love. Sometimes they need to be humbled, but sometimes they need to be celebrated. It depends on the vibe.

Snarkiest Tweets Roasting And Toasting Generation Z| thumbnail text - Photograph - PopGunSuzie @PopGunSuzie ... Dating during covid: What color should I paint my toes for my gynecologist appointment later? 9:45 PM - Feb 1, 2021 - Twitter for Android
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People Describe Their Funny Childbirth Stories

Giving birth is without a doubt one of the most beautiful miracles to occur every single second in this life. Side-note: Isn't that crazy? However, even though it is a precious thing, it is uncomfortable, painful, and gooey. I don't know about you, but my mom loves to remind me of that too. I guess childbirth/raising children are both one of those things that you never fully understand until you give it a go.

People Describe Hilarious Childbirth Stories| Thumbnail text - leave_no_tracy 2 years ago Three days after giving birth I decided to take a walk with my baby. Went down hill to a park and everything was fine. On the way back I just couldn't walk up the hill. Tried several times before calling an Uber to drive me five hundred feet to my house. 55 Give Award Share Report Save
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Wittiest Memes In Support Of The Free Britney Movement

The Framing Britney Spears documentary has taken over the world recently. Personally, I don't know anyone who didn't STAN her before but the film sure solidified how iconic she is. The Free Britney movement took off this summer. In the beginning, it seemed it might all be a conspiracy. But to the worlds' surprise, it was true! Now there is one goal that we all hold, y'all better get our QUEEN out of this conservatorship!

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Drunk Yoga Positions For The Flexible And Inebriated

If you love drinking, and you love doing yoga, then you probably thought the two never went hand-in-hand. I too never thought them a possible match. But oh, how naive we were. These drunk yoga positions prove that never again do we have to be so narrow in our thinking. Now, we can get as plastered as we want, while getting some stretching in at the same time. Honestly, life is great. Namaste. 

drunk yoga positions | thumbnail text - Salambhasana An effective means for strengthening the back of the torso, legs, and arms in preparation for the deeper backbends.
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Funny Tweets From Parents Reviewing Their Kids' 'Art'

Every parent thinks their kids are amazing, and they should! Every child deserves to feel special, loved, and encouraged. But... at what point does encouragement just become straight-up lies. When your child presents you with a page full of scribbles, well there's reason to praise your little Jackson Pollack, but after the fiftieth one in a row, you may find yourself running out of enthusiasm. Ah, the joys of parenting.

funny tweets from parents about their kids' artistic 'talents' | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old drew face Where are my ears? 4: Mom says never use them. 12:24 AM May 30, 2016 Twitter Web Client 1,509 Retweets 5,380 Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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