It's been a long year. Or two. Or a thousand. Seriously, how long has it been, and what even is time anymore? I think I speak for most of us when I say I don't know whether I'm coming or going nowadays. Is it Monday, Wednesday, or Whatever Other day? I'm stumped. And so with everything falling apart around us as of late, I think it's fair to say that some of us *ahem, speaking for a friend*, are just a bunch of hot messes right now. Minus the hot. Lolz. No, but seriously, someone help me, please!