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Real Advice From The 1950s On Finding A Husband: Tip 3

In 2012, the invention of Tinder changed the landscape of love, dating, and relationships as we know it. Gone are the days where flirting required real-life, face-to-face interaction and welcome to the age of virtual romance, where your next hook up is only one swipe away. As a woman who uses dating apps, it's easy to feel like a small disposable fish in an endlessly big pond of younger, better looking and more heavily photoshopped fish. I often wonder if courtship was really that much easier before online dating took over, or has the struggle to find good-quality men been one that women have faced since the dawn of time? 

It seems so; a magazine article titled '129 Ways to Get a Husband' was discovered in a 1958 edition of American magazine McCall's. In what seems to be an attempt to help its readers find a husband, it lists 129 bizarre, sexist and possibly politically incorrect tips to point them in the right direction. I've decided to look into each one to see if they would work today and whether or not things have really changed all that much over the past 62 years when it comes to dating. Welcome to your weekly tip on 'How To Find A Husband: 1950s Style'. Here's Tip #3. 

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Funniest Collection of British Tweets

In case you were wondering, British people are doing just fine. Thank you. 

They haven't lost their great sense of humor, no matter what.   


Funniest British tweets | Imogen West-Knights @ImogenWK do think pub is thinking about us 1:27 am 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 2.8K Retweets 20.2K Likes
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Items From The 90s Giving Great Nostalgic Memories

The 90s was a great decade and if you grew up in those golden years, then these items will bring the childhood memories flooding back in. You weren't a true 90s kid if you didn't have at least half the things on this list, so go count and see how many were a part of your childhood! 

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (April 7, 2020)

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting anyone and everyone. When it comes to women roasting men, it is a true battle of the sexes and the female wrath is unleashed in all its force. The result? Pure comedy. Here is a selection of this week's funniest tweets of women roasting men and of course, the main theme is all things coronavirus. If you love these, here are some more tweets of women dragging men to within an inch of their lives. 

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Redditors Reveal Their Worst Cases Of “I Attract Weird People”

There are some real crazies in this world and some people have a knack for attracting them. Whether it's weird partners, friends or delivery drivers, there are some true characters out there. A Reddit thread asking people to share their worst cases of "I attract weird people" has revealed some shocking stories of just how weird people can be. Here are some of the most shocking...

Redditors weird people funny askreddit strange | Moskavo 26 points 5 hours ago Girl who left one those hamster ball things on my doorstep (never told her my address filled with literally hundreds hand written notes, most which had generic uplifting quotes, but some were direct quotes over six months ago. Meaning day met her, she writing down and recording things said anyone thinking this actually romantic and sweet were no way romantically involved just had class together. Things got worse there
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Funny Video Meeting Mishaps From The Last Few Weeks

We might be going through forced lockdown, but technology has allowed us to keep in touch with friends, family, and coworkers. Although it's not quite the same as seeing someone face to face, it's the next best thing and has meant that many people have continued to hold meetings over platforms such as Zoom and go about business as 'usual'. But sometimes, technology can get the better of us and bite us in the but when we least expect it. Check out these people who got truly owned by video conferencing tools during COVID-19. 

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Dad Jokes Instagram Account Is Back With More Eye-Rolling Crackers

Now more than ever, we need some groan-inducing humor to get us through the tough times and once again, our favorite Dad Jokes Instagram account doesn't disappoint. Here are some of the latest and funniest (if a dad joke can ever be truly funny) crackers to brighten up your day and make your eyes roll back in your head. 

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Accurate Tweets Summing Up Social Distancing For Introverts

In the new age of social distancing, extroverts everywhere are freaking out about being told they have to stay home as much as possible. Not being able to go to parties or hang out with friends? That's their idea of hell. But for others — yes, the introverts among us — this time is bliss. Forced to stay inside with our thoughts, watch TV and not interact with anyone else? Yes, please! What the extroverts are calling quarantine, the introverts are calling it a regular (albeit extended)  Saturday night, and they're thrilled about it. These texts show just how excited the introverts are about social distancing and how unexcited they are for it to end. 

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Professionals Reveal The Craziest Demands From Their Customers

Those who work in the service industry know that the customer is always right. Well, officially, anyway. In reality, customers are a pretty demanding bunch who often make unreasonable requests. Whether it's in shops, restaurants or hotels, sometimes clients demand things that push the limits a little too far. One twitter started a thread asking people to share their most unusual customer service demands and the answers are pretty ridiculous! Check out below just how unreasonable some people can be. 

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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (April 6, 2020)

Every week, we bring you the funniest tweets written by women this week. 

If you need some more break from the news, we have many more Twitter jokes only women can tell... Enjoy!

Funny parenting tweets | Dani Burger @daniburgz Not muting mic is new reply all 6:07 pm 30 Mar 2020 TweetDeck 36.3K Retweets 251K Likes
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"Friends": The One With Coronavirus

COVID-19 feels like a movie - a horror film to be precise. But unfortunately, it's very much real life and we're in the middle of riding it out. But did you ever wonder how some of your favorite TV characters would react to being stuck in the quarantine nightmare? A bit of a throwback, but here's how I think the cast of Friends would react to the Coronavirus situation. Or at least this is how we're all feeling, as told by the Central Perk gang.

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Face-palm Texts Parents Are Sending During Quarantine

Parents are pretty bad with technology at the best of times, but when it comes to COVID-19, parents are stepping it up a notch. Whether it's cracking some good ol' dad jokes, or sharing pictures of panicking when you don't reply to their text for two whole minutes, it seems the pandemic is really bringing out the worst in parents texting etiquette. Check out some of these hilarious texts people have been sent by their parents - pure comedy gold!

funny texts parents quarantine coronavirus memes twitter | Samantha Quek @SamanthaQuek Just read this text my Dad Today 15:59 Just heads up, if get an email Department Health saying not eat tinned pork and ham because contains Covid-19 ignore s spam.
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Your 100% Factually (Maybe) Accurate April Horoscopes

The stars are a bit like your therapist, your best friend, and your mom; sometimes they have good advice. Other times, they really, really don't. Either way, reading your horoscope is cheaper than therapy, so here are your 100% factually (maybe) accurate predictions for April.

And in case you missed it, check out your March Horoscopes to see if last month brought you what you wanted!

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Funny Mock Diaries Of What Celebrities Can't Say, But Wish They Could

Mock Diaries is the hilarious Instagram account filled with satirical celebrity interviews, text conversations and twitter threads that will make you howl. Ever wondered what Kylie Jenner really thinks about her wealth or the truth behind Lady Gaga's relationship? Look no further because these mock interviews dish out the dirt and make celebs seem that little bit more human. Here are some screenshots of the funniest interviews we found but the full versions can be found on the Mock Diaries website

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Real Stories Of 'Hide And Seek' Going Horribly Wrong

Games are a great way to pass the time, especially during our current lockdown situation. They provide an opportunity for friends and families to bond, whether they're played in person, online or via video chat (unless it's Monopoly, which, for the sake of peace in the home, we wouldn't recommend during lockdown). But being in lockdown means that some games, such as hide and seek, are harder to play. After all, how many times can you hide in the same three spaces? Oh, how we took it for granted. As a throwback, an Ask/Reddit thread asking people to share stories of how their games of 'hide and seek' went horribly wrong, before coronavirus took over the world of course. It revealed how quickly games can go from a bit of innocent fun, to horribly wrong. Here are some of the most shocking stories. 

askreddit stories hide and seek wrong fail fails real | peterjohnpeterson 21.3k points 2 days ago thought would be clever and hide underneath an abandoned vehicle somebody's yard covered with hornets nests underneath first one found.got 63 stings, fuckers chased block.just like cartoon.cloud bees behind
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