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Guess I'll just stare at the wall then.
Like wines, kids seem to ferment with age. Except there's nothing "fine" about their Cabernet Soverygross or Pee-yoo Noir. Their clothes become deeply infused and we're the ones left to "enjoy" and launder their vintage stankiness. What if there were descriptions for the "bouquet" coming off kids' clothes written like wine enthusiasts describe their adult grape juice? Via: How to be a dad
Every year, the British publication Literary Review presents an award for Bad Sex in Fiction. Established in 1993 by the Literary Review editor, Auberon Waugh, and critic Rhoda Koenig, the award is given to high-profile literary novelists in an attempt to take them down a peg, really, though its purported mission is to "draw attention to poorly written, perfunctory or redundant passages of sexual description in modern fiction."
French author, Didier Decoin and John Harvey, a life fellow at Emmanuel College, Cambridge, were both announced as winners of the 2019 "Britain's most dreaded literary prize" after the judges struggled to pick just one winner.
This is the first time either author has won the prize. In a statement announcing the result on Monday night, the judges said: "Faced with two unpalatable contenders, we found ourselves unable to choose between them. We believe the British public will recognize our plight as we were unable to choose even after hours of tortuous debate".
One more fact worth noticing is that this hilariously bizarre award has been dominated by male novelists over the years and only three women have won in 26 years. We can only wonder why...
We have handpicked for you the most awful sexual scenes written in the last few years, including the two winning scenes of 2019.
'Tis the season! Folks are beginning to get into the holiday spirit and one of the first (and largest) signs of that is getting a big ol' Christmas tree!
But what happens when dads go tree shopping alone?
In this case, a series of hilarity ensues, in the form of iMessages.
It's nearly 2020, the end of a decade! And while there have been numerous discoveries this past decade, here are 20 of some weird, mind-boggling discoveries that are truly memorable.
Is there a discover that you feel should've made this list? Tell us which crazy discovery made this past decade that blew your mind!
Artist Anne Taintor is behind this brilliant 2020 calendar which you really need on your wall.
Women's suffrage, the legal right of women to vote. Women's suffrage first began in 1848, when a women's rights convention was held in Seneca Falls, New York.
And from the moment the word spread, the men dramatically feared the worst... stepping into their wives shoes.
Must have been so awful being a housewife. Considering all the men who created these illustrations displaying their worst nightmare, becoming the housewife themselves. Oh, the absolute horror.
Twitter product manager, Laura Gao, took over twitter feed this weekend with her viral imaginary script of her and her unpleased dad flying together when there's a medical emergency on the plane. People loved it and used the meme as Gao intended—to talk about themselves and what they do.
