According to Twitter user Alex Stein, her grandfather's stomach was "completely unfazed" and he is doing just fine! 

"All of my voicemails to my therapist end with me thanking the drive thru guy" and other funny tweets about the relationship between you and your therapist. 

A special dump for that special person in your life; yourself. 

This twitter page is all about those daily pains that life brings on with it...

Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets, animal tweets, relationship tweets and the funniest tweets we saw from women. Because there are some jokes that only women can tell... Enjoy!

This burrito-lovers rant has resurfaced on Imgur and while it may be an oldie, it's still an important reminder on the rules of burrito making/eating. Also, it's hilarious. 

Unsurprisingly, There Are a Lot of Mixed Reactions to This Year's Oscar Nominations...

Parenting isn't easy, but tweeting about certainly helps...    

Right out of the Twitter gold archives! #MarchDadness of 2017 was quite a time, let's re-live that wonderful dadness with these tweets below!

@BritishReaction on Twitter pretty much nailed.. well, British reactions. While it seems the Twitter handle is no longer, at least we have these tweets to hold onto. 

Take a look at this list of funny feminist tweets. They'll make you smile, but hopefully they'll also make you think a little too.... 

Yeah, we're not sure whether it's good information to know or just plain creepy... But here it is so read up should the occasion ever arise! All the deadly skills can be found here!

"Can Australians just like not speak"? 

Divorce may be a difficult pill to swallow, but it brings closure to a failed marriage. Not everyone spends month weeping after their divorce; some people celebrate their freedom with divorce parties and hilarious customized cakes. 

"Prosper my hoes. Prosper." Some solid life advice in this Twitter thread, thanks for sharing Noelle! This thread recently popped up on Imgur, and though it may be a bit old, it's definitely gold! Enjoy!

Guaranteed to make you laugh, cry or both.