There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and it, which they manage to condense into 280 characters of fewer. Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women, and when you're done laughing at these, here are last week's to chuckle at because you can never have too many!

Instagram is full of fashion influencers, all trying to make their mark in digital space, but let's be honest: if you've seen one fashionista, you've seen them all. It's all about finding a niche and bringing something unique to the table, which one elderly couple from Germany is doing spectacularly. Britt Kanja and Günther Krabbenhöft post pictures of themselves on social media wearing outfits that we'd expect to see at Buckingham Palace or Fashion Week. They may be older than the average fashion icons, but they are chic, sophisticated, and stylish. True fashionista goals!

Cake making is undoubtedly an art, and not something everyone should attempt. Especially if it involves any intricate design or detail. A Twitter account called "Cakes With Threatening Auras" contains cakes that look like they've either been made by a three-year-old or been taken from a horror movie. Either way, they're awful and deserve to be publically shamed. Take a look at this selection, and you'll see what I mean!

Touching a woman inappropriately, or touching her without consent is a crime and should be taken extremely seriously. Unsolicited contact can constitute sexual assault, which, unfortunately, is something that women have to deal with on the daily. It makes dating a dangerous game because you never know what sort of creeps are lurking on the other end of your dating app and for every great guy, there are ten weirdos out there. Together with The Single Society, we bring you this story of a boob-grabbing creeper, who is an awful human being. We feel bad laughing because it sounds like a truly horrific experience. Maybe it's nervous laughter, but God. Help. Us. All! 

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. And no one can tell you that better than the parents of Twitter. Through 280 characters of fewer, they express their deepest frustrations, quips, and anecdotes about parenting's joys. We've compiled some of the funniest Tweets about parenting from this week for you to scroll through, then when you're done, click here to see last week's.

An essential aspect of any relationship is communication, without which neither yours nor your partner's needs can be met—at least not in a healthy way. Sometimes it's necessary to say how you feel or what you need explicitly, and other times there are things you do for each other that go without saying. When you know someone so well, you don't always need to express things verbally. Redditors are sharing the unsaid rules between them and their SO that they follow without any questions. The replies show just how important it is to have mutual respect, understanding, and excellent communication to maintain a healthy relationship. What are the unspoken rules you have in your relationship?

OK, whoever created this magic should win an award.

Tom Selleck? YES PLEASE!

Sandwiches? Delicious.

Waterfalls? Heaven!

I don't think these photoshopped masterpieces could be improved. They are the definition of perfection. Scroll through to your heart's desire. You. Are. Welcome!

Finally, it's the weekend, which can only mean one thing; it's time to kick back and scroll through this week's Top Shower Thoughts. Some consider them the most profound philosophical insights of the generation. Others view them as irrelevant ramblings. You can decide after you read through them, and once you're done, here are last weeks in case you missed them.

Fashion shows are for designers to showcase their upcoming designs, which then influence, and determine what will be "in" for the forthcoming season. The looks seen on the catwalk inspire designs found in high street brands, which will be sold en-mass to the general public. But sometimes, catwalk looks can be so striking, outlandish, and downright bizarre that you might confuse them with something you'd wear on Halloween. Like these designs below, for example, which I can't imagine anyone wearing off the catwalk. We love bringing you weekly fashion fails, and these certainly takes the cake. What are your thoughts?

It doesn't take a lot to become famous or go viral nowadays. All you need is a social media and some creativity (even that's debatable), and you can call yourself an influencer. Essentially, today it's easy to find a niche, do it well, and become an Instagram star overnight.  A great example of people who maximized this opportunity is Pierce Thiot and his wife. They created and run a bizarre Instagram account called Will It Beard, which is devoted entirely to the couple sticking things into Pierce's beard and photographing the results. It has amassed over 72K followers on Instagram and is about as creative as it gets! Who knew there was so much space inside a beard!?

The Middle Ages were some dark times. With murder and pillaging being part of everyday life, it's a wonder anyone survived it. But because of the chill attitude towards killing and death, medieval art depicts it somewhat disturbingly, giving us a potential insight into the times' mindset. As you can see in the medieval artwork below, the people getting murdered don't seem to give a d*mn; the victims look bored, and the murderers look like they're having a great time.  I guess when murder is normalized, it isn't that big of a deal anymore? What a strange time to be alive! 

I distinctly remember being a teenager and making up all sorts of lies and excuses to my parents, so I could sneak out and see my boyfriend at the time. Although we would only hang out in his car or the park, the thrill of knowing my parents would disapprove of him made it all the more exciting, and I was more willing to take risks to see him. That's just the way teenagers are wired (right?), and I know I wasn't the only one doing it. All my friends had a secret older boyfriend at some stage or another. But at some point, the risks are not worth the rewards when it comes to sneaking around to see your sweetheart. One guy painfully learned this lesson after getting stuck hiding in his girlfriend's bedroom for 12 hours, so her strict parents wouldn't see him. He documented the whole saga on the popular subreddit, TIFU (Think I F*cked Up). Check it out below; it's a fantastic tale of endurance, and it's pretty funny too.

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. I'm sure you can relate to the feeling of your significant other driving you up the wall, but also not knowing what you'd do without them. Well, one way to let out your feelings of utter frustration is simply by Tweeting about them; there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.

Let's take a trip down memory lane to when you were a teenager in school. You're sitting in English class, Pride and Prejudice is open in front of you, it's long, and you're struggling to stay awake. You stayed up all night talking to your crush on the phone, and you haven't read the book, despite having a test on it tomorrow. There's no way you can physically read the whole thing in one night even if you wanted to; the language is too complicated. It's not an Instagram post; it's looooong AF! If only there were a condensed version that you could skim through on your bus ride home after school, you would ace that test, no problem. Well, now it does; Book-A-Minute is a website that as "taken all kinds of great works of literature and boiled them down to their essence, extracting all the filler (and believe me, there's a lot of it sometimes). In just one minute, you can read entire books and learn everything your teachers will expect you to know." It's genius, it's hilarious, and I love these condensed literary classics I never read when I was younger. It's like scrolling through an Instagram feed, but Shakespeare and Steinbeck are the influencers.

Tinder is a great way to have anonymous sex if that's what you're looking for. With an infinite amount of strangers readily available at the swipe of a finger, it's easy to find someone for casual, no-strings-attached sex whenever you want. But is anyone as anonymous as they seem? They say that there are only six degrees of separation between everyone, or, in simpler terms, all people are six, or fewer, social connections away from each other. So, in reality, the likelihood of someone you know, knowing the person you are sleeping with, is relatively high. 

One guy learned this the hard way when he discovered that the older woman he had met on Tinder and been sleeping with for three months was his coworker's mom.  The worst part? She insisted on coming clean to her son. Honesty isn't always the best policy, folks! Yeah, we want to die on his behalf too. He documented the whole story on the popular subreddit, TIFU (Today I F—ked Up). Read it below, and cringe along with us!

By now, you've probably seen the "I hope this email finds you well" meme making its way around. And in my humble opinion, it's one of the most relatable memes of all time, especially given the current worldwide situation. Whether you're working from home, working from the office, or even unemployed, one thing we know is that the email almost NEVER finds you well. Twitter users have used GIFS to depict exactly how the email finds them, and oh boy, are they accurate!