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Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

Every parent wants their children to be as creative and curious as possible. After all, that's how they learn about the world. Kids don't usually use common sense, but rather their imagination, and don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful thing. But sometimes, especially when it comes to creating imaginary friends, things can get a little... creepy. Parents tweeting about the hilarious but bizarre imaginary friends their kids made up reveals how these 'friends' can have quite an impact on the rest of the family. Things went from cute to creepy real fast!

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes
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People Confess How They Got Their One-Night Stand To Leave

One-night stands can be a whole lot of fun...until the person overstays their welcome, and sometimes you have to get creative in order to go about your day! We have teamed up with dating blog The Singer Society to bring you eight stories of how people were able to get rid of their one-night stands! Have a bad date story? Submit it here!

people confess how they got their one night stand to leave | thumbnail text - my one night stand won't leave. Call me with an 'emergency'.
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Women Disclose Why There Wasn't A Second Date

Whenever a girl is on a date she is very observant. She notices the way you talk to the waitress, the way you tucked in your shirt, and the way you talk about other girls. All of these things tell her a lot about you and allow her to make real informed decisions regarding the possibility of a second date. If the two of you part your ways after the first date and never speak again, there is always a reason, it may not be a significant one, but rest assured something happened that made her say, "This ain't it."

Women Disclose Why There Wasn't A Second Date | truekaibigan 8 months ago went on random first date with guy met online. He filmmaker and needed chicken scene. He didn't know do with chicken afterward, so he killed got freaked out and never spoke him again. 1 Give Award Share Report Save
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Women Tweet About Men The Way Women Are Mentioned In History

Ever notice a lack of women mentioned in history? Or how they were just described as *blank's* husband or *blank's* mother? Yep us too. It's almost as if they've been blatantly looked over and excluded from history books for centuries. Even today people can have a difficult time recalling significant female figures, so there was a hilarious Twitter thread where women talked about men's historical achievements with the same tone of suspicion and surprise that women's achievements are often spoken with. 

Women Tweet About Men The Way Men Talk About Women In History| Thumbnail text - @sherrifflucy · Sep 2, 2017 Lucy Sherriff I half wonder whether men should be allowed in labs. Could be a distraction to hard working women. They at least need to dress appropriately ... 16 17 158 2.9K
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Women's Problems Men Will Never Understand

Men and women are very different, and each one will probably always remain a mystery to the opposite sex. Especially when it comes to the struggles that each one goes through. Ladies, men will never understand us and our problems, even though they attempt mansplaining them at every chance they get, amirite? These women shared some of the everyday struggles they encountered, which men wouldn't know about, and I related hard to at least half of them.



funny pictures of women's problems that men will never understand | thumbnail text - "I sneezed while curling my eyelashes."
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

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Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae
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People Reveal Why They Dumped Someone Because Of Their Crazy Family

A big part of dating someone is getting to know their family. Because if you end up marrying them, they will inevitably become your family too. No one wants to take on a crazy family, especially if you already have one of your own, but what happens when your partner's family only shows their wild side once it's too late? It's hard to walk away from someone you love because of their family, but everyone has their limit. These Redditers shared their stories of breaking up with someone they loved because their family was nuts and some of them are wild!

people reveal reasons why they had to dump someone because of their crazy family | thumbnail text - "Ex’s mom heavily recruited me to join her cult where you bow down — literally prostrate like head to the floor kind of thing — to a “guru” and donate $$ money monthly to fund this guru’s lavish lifestyle. Even my ex knew she was nuts but wasn’t willing to stand up to her."
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Old People Who Tried And Failed At Using Social Media

If you didn't grow up with social media or smartphones, the world, which is almost now entirely digital, can be a confusing place to navigate. The older generation has it especially tough because catching up with modern-day technology, including social media, is no easy feat. Sometimes, they get it right. Other times, they get it wrong, as proved in these pictures. From using Facebook as Google to writing intensely personal messages as their status, these grandparents tried and failed (miserably) when it comes to social media. Scroll through and laugh at these adorably hilarious old people fails.

hilarious fails of old people using social media | thumbnail text - 6 h. CALLING ALL PUPILS FROM CANNON STREET SCHOOL FROM 1951. A Mar 27 at 3:25 PM O I AM HOME.. CANT STAY MA TRUCKERE ANY OF YOU STILL ALIVE.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (February 17, 2021)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you another hilarious haul of women roasting men tweets. The wittiest women of Twitter who have had enough of men's nonsense take pen to paper (or fingers to keyboards) and vent out their frustrations in 280 characters or less. It should be evident to men now, but for the love of God, stop pissing women off because we will ruthlessly take you down. On Twitter, for all the world to see. Annoy us, and you'll get roasted in the ultimate hall of shame.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - becca slack ... @ohboybeccaslack men will have 500 cult classics on dvd and 1 towel. 8:48 PM · Feb 10, 2021 - Twitter Web App 9,803 Retweets 2,045 Quote Tweets 159.7K Likes
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People Reveal The Strangest Lies Their Parents Told Them

Let's be honest, children ask too many questions. It's a beautiful thing how creative they are, but it can also get freaking annoying to explain every single thing in the world to them. If you get them down the "why" train you'll never be able to escape.

 "Mommy, why can't I go outside?" 

"Because it's freezing"

 "Why?"

"Because temperature is under 30 degrees" 

"Why?" 

"Because it's winter" 

"Why?" 

"Because we're in the northern hemisphere of Earth"

"Why"

"AHHHHHHHHHHH"

Sometimes it's just easier to throw in a white lie.

People Reveal The Strangest Lies Their Parents Told Them | Thumbnail text - hfrjdbvhjbfdv 1 month ago If you eat chocolate you transform into chocolate Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Women Reveal Times They Were Severely Underestimated

Being a woman definitely has its perks. We can wear whatever we want, cry whenever we want, and sleep with whoever we want — Just kidding, in that case, we'd be called "easy." But seriously it is 2021, a woman no longer strives to simply marry rich, they are smart, strong, and independent boss bitches. It has become increasingly clear that women are more than capable to support themselves, as well as their husbands and families, It is time the service world catches up as well.

Women Reveal Times They Were Underestimated| Thumbnail text - celesteb4 1 month ago Was invited to a weekend away with a supplier to launch their new range. My husband went with and on the 'order day' the Financial Manager of the supplier came up to my husband and asked him what he thinks about the new range and what he is considering to buy. My husband replied very dryly that he is only the plus 1 and that he must speak to me seeing that I am the one with the chequebook. 14.0k + Reply Give Awar
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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage usually means ever-lasting love—except for the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. But for the marriages that do work out, they take a lot of hard work and commitment. Sure, they are full of love, but it's not pure romance all the time. These memes will speak to your soul, whether you're married or divorced. They'll remind you of the trials and tribulations that marriage brings, but also of the joy and love that comes with it too. Sometimes. 

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.
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People Reveal What Instantly Killed Their Crush On Someone

The concept of attraction is a weird one; you can't necessarily control what you're into, especially when it's not exactly... conventional. Whatever you're into, this is a safe space, and we (mostly) don't judge. You do you, boo. But attraction is like a switch; as quickly as someone can turn you on, they can do something that instantly turns you off. And once you get the ick, there's no going back. Redditers shared the things that instantly killed the crush they had on someone, and after reading these horror stories, it's pretty clear why. From seeing someone pick their nose to bumping into them at a family reunion (yikes!), there's no going back. The flame of passion has been extinguished forever.

people share the things that killed their crush on someone | thumbnail text - "He picked his nose and wiped it on a door handle. People were watching"
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Husband Misses Birth Of Child, Blames Wife, Gets Roasted

Anyone who has given birth will agree that labor is a pretty much all-consuming activity. All you can—and should be—focusing on is getting yourself to the hospital as quickly as possible. It would help if you didn't have to worry about tracking down your partner while doing so, who had made themselves as unavailable as possible. It sounds like an absurd scenario, right? Well, one woman who posted on Reddit's Am I The A-hole faced this very scenario when she couldn't reach her husband when she was in labor. After failing to respond to her texts and calls, she called a friend to take her to the hospital. Her husband, who only looked at his phone at the end of the workday, was p*ssed at her for not going via his office to get him, so that he could be there for the birth of their daughter. Of course, the internet jumped to the woman's defense, calling her husband out for being a massive a-hole. 



husband misses birth of child, blames his wife and gets roasted | thumbnail AITA not trying harder tell my husband labour? Not hole My husband who do love and does love Is distant and private person everyone. His mom having health problems and didn't know until weeks later spike her asked him she doing later and he said he didn't know just he deal with things. He doesn't want get personal with anyone share hobbies and can have good conversations as long as they are not personal can be off
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People Expose The Weirdest Pickup Lines They've Ever Heard

Ah, pickup lines. Some people swear by them, others can't even pretend to entertain the people using them. Personally, they used to annoy me, but I think we can all agree that a little part of us misses the days when random strangers would come up to us in the bar and we could roll our eyes at the sound of, "Are you from Tennessee.... Because you're the only ten-I-see" or "Did it hurt... When you fell from Heaven?" E-pickup lines sent over dating apps just don't hit the same.

Weirdest pickup lines that may have actually worked| Thumbnail text - LOCO5150 7 years ago "Do you have any Italian in you?" "No." "Do you want some?" 29 Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

So, this isn't exactly something people enjoy reminiscing about all the time. However, it is completely natural and kind of funny when you think about it. Like how does everyone think they were brought into the world in the first place? Of course our parents banged. Anyway, here are some funny stories of kids learning that for a fact.

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"
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