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People Reveal Their Worst Dates Ever

Bad dates make for GREAT stories! With millions of single people getting back in action on the dating apps around the world we are once again becoming flush with hilarious experiences and awkward situations of dating, sex, and downright debauchery. We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to bring you a list of the absolute worst things that happened on the dates of last week. Do YOU have a bad/funny/awkward date to share?Please do so here!

people reveal their worst dates ever | thumbnail text - "Tried to take a girl to a bar who I met online. She insisted we just meet at her house. When I got there I saw her ankle monitor. She was on house arrest."
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Pettiest Things Parents Did To Their Kids

Parenting is all fun and games until your kids drive you so crazy that you want to kill them. So sometimes, getting even is the perfect revenge you need on your kids to make yourself feel better about whatever they're doing to you. Parenting is all about protecting your sanity, whatever the cost, right? These parents know how to get petty with their kids, not be embarrassed about it, and even shamefully brag about it on Twitter. Enjoy these tweets from parents who have no qualms about winning at parenting.



pettiest things parents did to their kids | thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland It may be petty but if my kid wakes me up one more Sunday before 5 AM, I'm taking the straw off her juice box when I pack her lunch. 3:22 PM · Jan 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 731 Likes
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Savage Break Up Texts That Are More Heartbreaking Than Being Dumped

Breakups are painful; we all know that. Whether you've been dating your partner for a long time, or you've only been on a few dates, it always stings when someone ends things with you. But when you get dumped over an insensitive text, that's next-level pain, and anyone who does that deserves a special place in hell. It wouldn't kill people to have a little sensitivity when they're ending a relationship, but these people seemed to miss that memo. Check out how savage these breakup texts are, and let us know if you've ever been dumped over text in the comments.



savage break up texts that are more heartbreaking than being dumped | text - 4 People iMessage Today 1:28 pm Hey soo this isn't the message I guess you want to be getting but my ex contacted me again on the weekend and came to my work today and I have decided instead of breaking up we are going to give each other a second chance and start to date again and see what happens. I really don't know what else to say. A Doing it via group message to all the guys you're talking to. Efficient I guess
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People Reveal Their Nightmare Houseguests Who Outstayed Their Welcome

Having guests round means opening your home up to someone and hoping that they'll treat it with the respect they'd show their own house. Usually, that's the case, but sometimes, people go full-blown nightmare and act as if they've never been taught the rules of how to be a civilized houseguest. A Reddit thread asked people to share their stories of nightmare guests, and boy, oh boy, did they deliver. It's crazy how oblivious people can be—or how much they straight up don't care about someone else's space, and these individuals need to be named and shamed for their behavior.



people reveal how their nightmare houseguests outstayed their welcome | thumbnail text - Instead of asking where the toilet paper is, they let their kid wipe his ass with our guest towels.
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Show Them Who's Boss At Work Via These Very Assertive Email Signatures

Sometimes work gets way too routine, and we need to spice things up a little bit. We all send boring, predictable emails on a daily basis... if only there was a way to craft emails that could make our routine a tad more exciting. Lucky for us, a Redditor started a thread about how he could assert his dominance over his coworkers through adding new, unique content to his email signature, and fellow Redditors had some hilarious ideas. Looking to assert your dominance over your own coworkers? Check out what the Redditors had to offer below. 

Funny work email signature ideas | thumbnail text - javiazarphoto · 1d Bane I think the ultimate flex is signing your first name and nothing else. Steve Jobs' email signature was "Steve".
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Hot Girl Summer Things That Are Actually Hot Girl Bummers

We've all been going hard ringing in Vaxxed and Waxed Hot Girl Summer 2021, but going hard takes an awful amount of effort and energy that we don't always have. Contrary to popular belief, hot girls have problems too. Average people seem to forget that we're just like you, except we're hot. Being hot 24/7 for an entire season can be challenging, and there are definitely some roadblocks along the way. The only way to lift our spirits is to open up about our hot girl problems, so here we are. Below are the hot girl bummers that keep us sweaty and sad, yet somehow we still manage to stay sexy against all odds. We honestly don't know how we do it either. 

Hot girl summer problems | thumbnail text - you can't have hot girl summer without the sun, but on the other hand, the sun is the cause of all our sweaty misery.
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Classic Traits Of The One Person That Everyone Hates

We all want to be well-liked, but some people out there are ridiculously unaware that they're regularly engaged in activity that will make people absolutely despise them. Luckily, a Redditor wanted to set the record straight for people who have no social cues and started a thread about things that make someone "that person that everyone hates." So if you genuinely want to find out how you can make the world a better place by avoiding being one of these people, scroll down to see what the people of Reddit had to say.

Traits people hate | thumbnail text - an_ant_of_secrets · 1d 2 & 3 More People who just keep talking about themselves. They talk and talk and talk, they'll ask you a question and while you're mid- answer they will cut you off and start talking about themselves
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Memes For Women Only Because Men Don't Have A Clue

There's no greater feeling than coming across a meme so freakily relatable to your life and sharing it with someone who will relate just as hard. It is the ultimate bonding experience and helps you define the people you want in your life. Because if they don't understand the meme, then, like, what are they still doing in your life? Ladies, we have a fresh batch of women's memes that hit a nerve on all the issues we face as a gender that the male species will never understand. They trash men, empower women and make fun of anyone who doesn't want those things. So if you love memes, you love laughing, and you're a lady (or if you relate to lady-related stuff), then these women's memes are for you.





relatable women memes | thumbnail text - when your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him. when your boyfriend is smiling at his phone but his happiness is sitting right in front of him.
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Savage 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets That Need Some Aloe For The Burn

They say, "Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but what they failed to take into account was a scorned woman with a Twitter account, prepared to unleash hell onto men into the Twittersphere. It's a lethal combination, and for some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. This week's collection of 'women roasting men' tweets further proves that a hilarious woman with a social media following is one of the most lethal combinations of scorned women. Scroll through this list of gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.




most savage women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Colleen ... @Coll3enG Old men on hinge are always like "good evening, Missy. If you could fly anywhere in the world where would it be and why? My name is Kevin and you can call me at -*** _****. My social security number is 230-**-****, feel free to open a credit card in my name, sweetie." 8:01 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6 Retweets 194 Likes
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Bartenders Disclose What Your Drink Order Tells Them About You As A Person

Sometimes we put a lot of thought into what we order at the bar. Do we want something sweet? Salty? Citrus? Strong? Smokey? Cheap AF? If you're an indecisive queen you probably ask for a little bit of each category, or you just beg your friend to go ahead and order for you so you can avoid any kind of unneccesary social interaction. Whatever your tactic is, we don't judge you, but it appears that bartenders do.

Bartenders Disclose What Your Drink Order Tells Them About You As A Person| thumbnail text - FREAK_DOLPHIN_RAPE • 2y Vodka water with lime for the sorority girl who wants to cut calories, then drinks 8 of them and gets blackout pizza from the place next door. 498
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Awkward Mansplaining Experiences Caused By Dudes Who Didn't Read The Room

Mansplaining is a fully normalized phenomenon that takes place all over the globe. It's quite amazing how universal it is. There are probably people explaining things they know nothing about in every country and language, isn't that beautiful? We don't know if there will ever be a time without mansplainers, or know-it-alls, it's a pretty established lifestyle. But at least there are more and more people roasting them on Twitter. So at least we get humor out of their uncontrollable bouts of corrective dysfunction.

Mansplaining Experiences About Dudes Who Never Take A Day Off| Thumbnail text - marina @marinawphoto i love when i get mansplained in the comments on how to be a photographer then go to the dudes profile and he has 6 followers and three photos of his car 6:55 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 404 Likes
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Manipulative Mom Expects Sister-In-Law To Cater Her Son's 1st Birthday Party For Free

It is really common to do favors for the people in our lives that we love and expect nothing in return. It's a part of being in a family or having unconditional love for someone. However, in order for something to be a 'favor,' it needs to be optional. It's totally unfair to force someone to volunteer to help you out, and especially uncool to constantly take advantage of their generosity. That's called manipulation people, and we are not about that life.

Manipulative Mom Expects Brother-In-Law To Cater Her Son's 1st Birthday Party For Free| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/ThrowAW19923 · 5h 1 1 AITA for not wanting to cook for SIL's son Birthday party? Throwaway for obvious reasons. Not a native speaker, so excuse me.
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Makeup Looks Which Are So Bad, They're Painful

They say that makeup is meant to enhance a person's natural beauty. These people clearly didn't get that memo because their makeup attempts are next-level and should be considered crimes against all-things-beauty. Take a look at these hilarious makeup fails, and cringe along with us.

pictures of women whose makeup is next-level bad - thumbnail includes three pictures of women with bad makeup
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Woman Shamed By Ex Mother-In-Law For Opening Front Door While Breastfeeding Her Baby

The thing people forget about babies is that they don't feed on a schedule; when they're hungry, they're hungry, and that's when you gotta whip out your boob (or a bottle), regardless of where you are or what you are doing. Sometimes it might not be the most comfortable, especially if you're breastfeeding, but hey, welcome to motherhood. Unfortunately, there are still people who think it's ok to shame mothers for breastfeeding in public, and those people deserve to be in their own hall of shame, especially other women. Because they're only further sexualizing women's bodies and shaming one of the purest forms of motherly love. A single mother posted on Reddit's Am I The A—hole herself in a situation when her ex's mother shamed her for 'exposing herself to the whole neighborhood,' when she answered the door to her,  mid-breastfeeding. Of course, Redditors had a lot to say about this toxic woman and defended the nursing mom, who, of course, did nothing wrong. #FreeTheNipple





Woman Shamed By Ex Mother-In-Law For Opening Front Door While Breastfeeding Her Baby | thumbnail text - Posted by u/aitabreadtboob 1 day ago 25e12 3 19. 23 2 AITA For not putting my door? boob away when I answered the Not the A-hole I'm a single mom with an eighteen month old and a three week old, both on breast milk. Oldest is feeding up to five or six times a day, and baby is feeding every two to three hours, sometimes more often. Basically, my boobs are no longer my property, and wearing anyt
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Karen Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Angry Hotel Guest Who Was Too Late To Breakfast

Karen is oh, so ready for hot girl summer! On summer vacation, she expects only the best for herself and her sweet cherub children. No incompetent managers or employees will get in her way - and she'll make sure they don't get in your way either. This week's advice column covers angry hotel guests and confused jaywalkers. Think you have better advice for our readers than Karen? We doubt it, but let us know in the comments anyways. 

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Karen dishes out satirical advice on a weekly basis | thumbnail text: Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Here's Why Women Swipe Left On Men Who Proudly Hold Dead Fish In Dating App Pics

Ever since dating apps came about, unspoken rules have developed over what kind of pictures and bios are likely to score matches. For some reason, it's become a fact that men who post pictures of themselves pridefully holding a dead fish on a fishing trip are basic AF. On a thread, a Redditor asked Reddit women why they hate his kind of picture so much, and as per usual, they delivered. Men who are guilty of uploading this picture should consider taking their advice. No more fish-men for us, please. 

Why women hate fish in dating app pics | thumbnail text - Confetticandi · 17h They're never very flattering pictures. Unless fishing is a lifestyle for you and your potential SO needs to know how into it you are, why would you put up an unflattering picture of yourself?
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