Every parent thinks their kids are amazing, and they should! Every child deserves to feel special, loved, and encouraged. But... at what point does encouragement just become straight-up lies. When your child presents you with a page full of scribbles, well there's reason to praise your little Jackson Pollack, but after the fiftieth one in a row, you may find yourself running out of enthusiasm. Ah, the joys of parenting.

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.

Whether you like it or not, there is proper texting etiquette. You don't need to use periods or capital letters, nothing fancy like that. But you shouldn't send 8 messages in a row, especially unsolicited. No need for incessant amounts of emojis or lol's. The more succinct the better. It might seem complicated, but to every art, there is a technique. Lol. But seriously, not everyone understands how to text like a regular person and it really shows.

When you spend too much time with people a lot starts to happen. You can predict their moods, memorize their sleep schedule, and of course, you develop some kind of a dialect that only becomes more and more abstract with time. Made-up words can definitely solidify a relationship. So, who do we spend the most time with growing up? Yep, our families. And some 'famiolects' just happen to go much farther than others.

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

I don't know about you, but when I was a child I had literally no concept of money whatsoever. Because my parents wouldn't let me eat Kraft Mac and Cheese, I assumed it was expensive, and thus too nice for us. Boy was I mistaken. Now that I'm an adult, I still feel luxurious every time I pour out the powdered bright yellow 'cheese' all over the little noods. Every time it makes me feel like I've really made it.

Love altogether in general inexplicable. Attraction falls right under the same rules. You can try to tell yourself what your 'type' is and what your 'icks' are, but really most of the time the reason we fall for someone is beyond us. Perhaps it's simply not that deep. Maybe it's not his sense of humor or his caring gestures, rather it's his jean length and the way he scratches his head.

Crushes are harmless, right? I mean, if someone is genuinely interested in pursuing things with someone would they still refer to them as their 'crush'? It was definitely a phrase that was passed around much more often in grade school. But I suppose adults still get crushes, and then the only difference is they can actually marry their crush, like even that day if they were feeling it.

Sex is great, isn't it? I mean, nothing beats a great romp in the sack, especially when you're getting it on the regular. But for those of us (ahem, I mean those of you) who can barely remember their last sexy time, God bless sex toys. But whichever group you fall into, these dirty memes will speak to your genitals soul and make you want to share them with your gal pals, your sexual partner, or chuckle at them to yourself because the one thing better than good sex is a great meme about sex.

When it comes to sex, everyone has their thing. Each person gets off to something specific, from a range of bizarre kinks and fetishes to bog-standard, plain ol' vanilla sex. Of course, no one should be judged for what gets them off in the bedroom. As long as their partner is consensual and willing to take part in their fetish safely, then it's all good. But fetishes are very personal, and when you're in a relationship with someone who is into something you're not, then things can get... awkward. People on Reddit shared the kinks their exes used to have, which did absolutely nothing for them, and it's clear how crucial sexual compatibility is in a relationship.

As you all know, Wonder Woman is an amazing asset to our society. She's strong and fast, and she'll whip the truth right out of people with that golden lasso. But lately, I've been thinking there might be a truth that needs to get whipped out of HER: who is she, really? Most of us know her real name is Diana Prince but doesn't that sound awfully similar to...Princess Diana? You know, the widely-adored, allegedly deceased princess of Wales? Once I noticed this subtle detail, I couldn't stop seeing the similarities. It's uncanny! Have a look for yourself…

If you're happily loved up in a relationship, then don't bother scrolling down. Or, if you want to be super mean and send these memes about being single to all your single friends, then please continue. But, if you're single as a pringle, and looking to mingle, then these memes are for you. They might make you feel even more alone than you already are, but hey, misery loves company. Amirite ladies? But also, men suck, so you do you, enjoy singlehood, and be grateful you don't have to look after a manchild. 

We love sharing the funniest and more relatable womens' memes with you so that you can share them with all the women in your life. Nothing bonds two women more than sharing that perfect meme about an inside joke, whether it's your best friend, sister, mom, or work bestie. Fear not; these memes have got you covered.

Let's be honest; when it comes to men and women, no one has a clue what the other sex is thinking. Both assume they have some sort of insight into the others' psyche, especially when it comes to what the other finds attractive. But the reality is, it's all a guessing game and each is as clueless as the other. It's like the blind leading the blind. Thankfully, a recent Reddit thread asking men to share the things that women think turn guys on, but aren't as attractive or sexy as women think they are has shed some much-needed light into the brains of the male population. Feel free to take that with a handful pinch of sarcasm. Women, take note because you're about to enter the holy grail of man code. 

They say, "hell hath no fury like a woman scorned," but we say, "hell hath no fury like a woman with a Twitter account who a man has wronged." It's like a modern-day romance novel, with some comedy gold thrown in. Here are the funniest women roasting men tweets we saw this week, where women drag men through the proverbial mud, with some sass and wit thrown in for good measure. And here are last week's in case you missed them.