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Dad Tweets That Made Us Want To Purchase Some Sexy Dad Jeans

The dads of Twitter don't get enough credit for being able to so aptly sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting in only 280 characters or less. We all know how much men love to complain (the term 'man flu' didn't make itself up!), so we might as well laugh at their attempts to gain sympathy. Here are the funniest dad tweets we saw this week for you to scroll through and laugh at. 

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - non podhoretz @crookedroads770 Yesterday I overheard my two year old son saying "Are you sure this is a good idea" and my five year old son replying "Trust me" and I have never moved from one room to another so quickly in my life 10:21 PM Jan 23, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 58.1K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 706.5K Likes
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Weird And Messed Up Posts Seen On Facebook Groups For Moms

Facebook, and the internet in general, is a big wide world of weirdos. Seriously, if you dive deep enough, you can find some things that make you question everything you thought you knew about the sanity of humankind. Actually, you don't have to dig that deep; sometimes, the weird things are right there on the surface. Like these posts found on some Facebook groups for moms. Seriously, what are these women on?!

funny posts seen on moms facebook groups | thumbnail text - Posted by u/Inked_Chick 1 year ago A whole new level of jealously right there ANONYMOUS POST Can you post? Im losing my shit and need to know if I'm trippin! So my husband has a 6 yo daughter with his ex who happens to look like a mini version of the ex. We get the kid ever other weekend and my husband is always telling her how cute she is or how beautiful or pretty! Or commenting under pictures saying "my beautiful girl" or whatever! I
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Woman Fuming When Hired Surrogate Tries To Replace Her In Her Marriage

Surrogacy is a relatively new practice. It's unbelievable how many ways there are to make children these days. But many of them are highly expensive and require a lot of legal discussion. It can seem overwhelming but these processes are crucial. Lawyers are there to ensure that people are aware of their roles in these situations. However, nobody can force you to sign a contract, and if your surrogate mother changes her mind throughout the process... It can get quite messy.

Woman Fuming When Hired Surrogate Tries To Replace Her In her Marriage| thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/ThrowawayAlt345 · 3h 2 7 e1 S 2 2 A1 9 AITA for telling my surrogate to stop acting like she was my husband's wife?
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Men Expose The Worst Advice They've Ever Seen On The Internet

Before the internet, we used to confide in the people closest to us and basically hope that their advice had some kind of substance to it. At least you could look at their lives and think, "Okay, well it seems like they're pretty successful and have figured some stuff out, why not take some of their guidance?" Obviously, it doesn't always work out but that's to be expected. Now that we spend most of our time on the internet, we look for advice from complete strangers on websites like Reddit, and this is okay as well, but if you're not taking every single thing you read on the internet with a grain of salt, you may run into some issues.

Men Expose The Worst Pieces Of Advice They've Ever Seen On The Internet| thumbnail text - Hrekires • 13h "If you need to communicate during sex, you're doing it wrong" G Reply 1 2.6k 3 ...
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Silly Astrology Tweets That May Or May Not Make Sense, But Are Fun To Read

Astrology is definitely not for everyone. People tend to have extremely strong feelings about it for whatever reason. There are literally people who say that their deal-breaker is someone who cares about astrology, and then others who say the opposite. Obviously, it is to each their own, however, maybe we could all chill out for a bit and just feel entertained by some silly astrology Tweets. No strings attached we promise.

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Gay Men Expose Things They Do Not Understand At All About Straight Guys

As a woman, there are a lot of things I don't understand about straight men. But I suppose that is to be expected considering I have never existed on this earth as a man. What is funny, however, is that gay men apparently are also confused by the things that straight men say and do. This is probably because society has placed a lot more weight on one's sexual preference than is really necessary. Gay men, in terms of self-expression, have a lot more freedom. While straight men have very rigid expectations. A straight man is expected to be attracted to women, but that's not enough. He needs to be super manly, and love trucks and war, but also hate his wife? There seems to be a lot to unpack here.

Let's start with this Reddit thread.

Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Notengotiempoparaeso · 6h When you mention your dick and how big it is, how do you expect me to respond? I'm I supposed to ask to see it? G Reply 1 42 3 ...
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This Week's Alarming Batch Of Psycho Roommate Tweets

Welcome to another edition of psycho roommate tweets! On today's agenda, we've got some psycho roommates that will surely go down in the Twitter history books. One crazy ex-roommate is dating the Twitter user's crazy ex-boyfriend, whereas another one called the cops on someone for throwing their food out. Can't make this stuff up, folks. Now that you've got a taste of what these poor people are up against, scroll down for more roommates who have emerged straight from the underworld. 

psycho roommate tweets | thumbnail text - zoë (she/her) @halloweennbaby got sick of my crazy ex roommate sending me bible quotes so I finally told her I worship satan 3:26 AM · Jul 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Fifteen Tweets Paying Homage To The Princess Diaries In Honor Of Its 20th Anniversary

In case you needed yet another reminder that you've been adulting for quite some time now, the first Princess Diaries was released twenty freaking years ago. Yep, we couldn't believe it either. Anne Hathway as Princess Mia Thermopolis and Julie Andrews as the Queen of Genovia was the ultimate combo in early 2000's movies. While OG f*ckboy Josh, alternative hottie Michael, and hot and dangerous Lord Nicholas all captured our hearts at different points throughout the franchise, Fat Louie was really the one who stole the show. If all this amazing casting wasn't enough already, both Sandra Oh and Mandy Moore graced us with their presence as Principal Gupta and mean girl Lana as well.

 In conclusion, the entire franchise was a cultural reset. Still waiting for my grandma to reveal that she's a queen and by default, I'm a princess, only so I can recite "Me? A princess? Shut up!"  Either way, my grandma's still pretty cool, and I'm a princess spiritually. Aren't we all? Scroll down for the best Princess Diaries tweets in honor of the 20th anniversary. 

princess diaries tweets | thumbnail text - E Kaitlyn Hill @thekaitlynhill ... Disappointed that archery in the Olympics is noticeably lacking the sexual tension of archery with Anne Hathaway and Chris Pine in The Princess Diaries 2: Royal Engagement
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Adulting Tweets That Speak The Cold, Hard Truth

Adulting is a never-ending cycle of misery, with occasional sparks of happiness along the way. Whatever happened to "eat, sleep, rave, repeat?" Now it's just "eat, sleep, WORK, repeat" until another weekend graces us with its presence. Twitter knows all the adulting woes all too well, and some pretty solid insight is shared on the platform on a weekly basis in order to combat our crippling depression via group therapy online. Scroll down for our top picks this week. 

adulting tweets | thumbnail text -RAVEN B. ... @RAVIEB Adulting is never being too drunk for your skincare routine. 9:24 AM · Jul 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Suggestive Pictures Anyone With A Dirty Mind Will Appreciate

If you can't help but think of sex every time you see a phallic-shaped object, or you can turn pretty much anything into a sexual innuendo, then it might be time to admit that you have a problem. If you're reading this and thinking, "Hmm, the bread roll I ate this morning did resemble a butt, come to think of it," then this list is for you. But it's also probably time to take your mind out of the gutter. Having a dirty mind is both a blessing and a curse, but either way, enjoy these pictures, which will almost definitely trigger your dirty side if you have one.



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Women Reveal The Best Flirting Techniques Which Actually Worked On Them

Do not be fooled by movies and TV, flirting is not always easy. There are so many factors that need to be in line in order for a flirting attempt to be successful. Firstly, they have to know you're flirting. Secondly, they have to want you to flirt with them. Thirdly, you have to sum up some serious finesse.

Maybe it sounds easy when written out in three steps, but it's definitely not something that comes naturally to everyone. That's why it is so impressive when someone actually accomplishes a clever flirting attempt. It's definitely a roller-coaster, you have to shoot your shot, but also read the room. Either way, be careful, It's a crazy world out there.

Women Reveal The Best Flirting Techniques That Actually Worked On Them| thumbnail text - demsdabreakskid • 10h 31 Awards A guy told me that he liked my shoes and asked where l'd gotten them. We were in a bowling alley. 6 Reply 4 38.1k 3 ...
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Funniest Tweets About The 2020 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far

Did you all know that this is the first summer Olympic games since Megan Thee Stallion wholeheartedly invented the iconic 'Hot Girl Summer,' and boy would they be proud of how steamy are these summer Olympic games are getting. Yes, we are all incredibly compelled by the impeccable artistry and athleticism displayed on the screen, but you just can't ignore all the meme-able moments that take place as well. So why not enjoy both with us right now?

Funniest Tweets About The 2021 Tokyo Olympic Games So Far| Thumbnail text - Ellie Grimm @ellisongrimm us olympic medalist jagger eaton awkwardly picking up his fallen airpod is something i relate to on an emotional level
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Nightmare Step-Son Poisons Step-Dad's Plants, Doesn't Expect A Punishment

Being a step-parent can be very difficult. Depending on how old the child is, it may take them a long time to warm up to you. Also, you can't ignore the fact that your relationship with them will really play a large role in your relationship with your partner. The two of you are probably some of the most important people in their life, so it would make things a lot easier for them if you have a positive relationship, but hey, life isn't a movie, and some kids are just plain evil.

Nightmare Step-Son Poisons Step-Dad's Plants, Doesn't Expect A Punishment| Thumbnail text - r/AmltheAsshole u/No-Orchid-7277 · 1h 1 2 1 3 1 AITA for canceling the family trip because my stepson damaged my plants?
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Non-Americans Call Out Ridiculous Encounters They've Had With Americans In Their Country

Americans are known for a lot of things. Some are good, most are bad. We're definitely not known for our geography skills or capability to be culturally sensitive. But hey, It can be hard to become super knowledgeable about the rest of the world when you live in such a large bubble. So often American's will go abroad with no clue about the countries they're going to. It's not an excuse but... Well, it's the reality. At least we entertain the locals with our curiosity.

Non-Americans Call Out Ridiculous Encounters They've Had With Americans In Their Country| thumbnail text - Serg645 · 2h Worked in a suburban sandwich store in Australia with prices listed. US tourist lady asks "are those prices in US Dollars?" G Reply 1 311 3 ...
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Woman Mistakenly Sleeps With Father And Son

Most people have been through a rough breakup at one point or another in their lives and sometimes the best way to get over that ex whom you had amazing toxic sex with is to jump on the dating apps and get under someone else! This strategy seemed to be working for a woman subsequent to a messy breakup until she discovered a disturbing connection to two of her sexual partners putting her in a ridiculously (yet hilariously) awkward situation that we feel would be a crime NOT to share with the world in this week's Sexcapde story. If YOU have a bad/funny/awkward sexcapde story to share with the class, don't be selfish. Share that shit right here

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Nineteen Absurd Complaints From Customers

You'll read these complaints and think to yourself, "can people really be that dumb?" Unfortunately, If you've ever worked in hospitality you'd know that, yes, these are entirely plausible. 

"No-one told us there would be fish in the water. The children were scared." Really? No one told you that their would be fish living in their natural habitat -- the water? Really?

complaints stupid people lol ridiculous funny facepalm wtf
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