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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 19, 2020)

We're back with this week's top shower thoughts, aka the fleeting thoughts we have when we're doing the mundanest of things. Whether we're brushing our teeth, sitting in traffic, or spacing out during a boring meeting, our brains travel to far off places and come back with miniature epiphanies that blow our minds. Scroll through, be blown away, and then browse through last week's haul.






this weeks top shower thoughts | Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/yetanotherblonde 5 days ago It must have taken men hours the remove the fifteen layers of clothing on their partner before sex in the 1800's. nsfw
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Artist Travels To Beautiful Locations To Paint The Pattern of His Own Shirt

Art is a difficult topic to dicsuss because it's all a matter of taste; what one person finds beautiful, another person finds vulgur. It's all relative. But you know what isn't as relative? Humor. OK, it is, but what you're about to see is objectivally funny. Artist Hank Schmidt in der Beek and photographer Fabian Schubert have started a project where they travel to beautifully scenic locations, set up an easel and begin to paint. But Hank doesn't paint what he sees. No, he paints the design of the shirt he is wearing, while Fabiamn photographs him doing it. This hysterical take on classic outdoor painting gave us a laugh, so we thought we'd share it with you. Enjoy!

pictures of artist painting the patterns of his own shirt in beautiful locations - thumbnail includes two pictures of artist panting his own shirt patterns
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Hand-Knitted Nose Warmers Are Here For The Winter

Winter is soon going to be upon us, and our face masks aren't enough to protect our poor noses from the cold. So why not pop one of these adorable nose wamers underneath your mask, and make sure it gets extra warmth and extra protection this winter? Come on, you know they're too cute to resist! You can purchase them on Etsy, here

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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.

awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 18, 2020)

Relationships - can't live with 'em, can't live without 'em. And if you're living with one, you can bet someone is going through the same frustrations that you are. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we came across, collected, and put in a handy list for you to scroll through and relate hard. And when you're done, here are some more. You're welcome!


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | Text - Goats? @Gooooats It's unfair of my wife to assume that I'm the one who absentmindedly put the milk away in the cereal cabinet. I mean, I definitely did it, but she shouldn't just assume.
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Makeup Looks Which Are So Bad, They Hurt

They say that makeup is meant to enhance a person's natural beauty. These people clearly didn't get that memo because their makeup attempts are next-level and should be considered crimes against all-things-beauty. Take a look at these hilarious makeup fails, and cringe along with us.

pictures of women whose makeup is next-level bad - thumbnail includes three pictures of women with bad makeup
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Lithuanian Woman Has Bizarre Facebook Profile Pictures

If there were a prize for the most bizarrely photoshopped Facebook profile pictures, then Lina Slizauskiene from Lithuania would win it, hands down. Her pictures are a collection of the tackiest, weirdest, and most badly photoshopped photos we've ever come across, and we're not sure what her thought process is. From posing in front of the pyramids in Egypt to being a fairy in the forest, her imagination knows no bounds.To be fair to her, if there were another prize for creativity and humor, she'd win that one too, so overall, she's a winner. She's provided us with some much-needed laughs, and hopefully, you'll also chuckle as you scroll through this collection of some of her best ones.

Lithuanian woman has bizarrely photoshopped Facebook profile pictures - thumbnail includes two pictures crouching with a fairy in forest and wearing native Indian head piece with wolf
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People's Stories Of Finding Success Over The Age Of 40

Although people typically map out their career path in their 20's, not everyone is fortunate enough to figure out their life's calling at such a young age. Whether it be down to lack of opportunity, becoming a parent and not working, or just not figuring it out sooner, many people only decide what they want to do much later in life. Those who return to school and start a new career at an older age need a tremendous amount of tenacity and determination and should be admired. One guy, Doug Murano, wanted to celebrate these people and tweeted that he was "tired of "under 40" lists," he called for Twitter users to "Show me someone who got their Ph.D. at 60 after losing everything. Give me the 70-year-old debut novelist who writes from a lifetime of love and grief. Give me calloused hands and tender hearts." People were eager to share their 'over-40' success stories, which were the definition of heartwarming. Here are some of the best.

people share stories of finding success over the age of 40 | Text - Jan Owen @janjowen Replying to @muranofiction My husband died when I was 48. I finished my bachelors at 50 and started grad school at 51. I graduated at almost 54. Then I started a counseling private practice. So- new degree, new business, new career.
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Funny, Brutal Letters Of Disappointment From Girls To Their “Exes” (September 17, 2020)

When it comes to dating, it's a harsh world out there. There are tens of psychos, weirdos, and freaks to sift through for every normal guy you meet, and it's natural to get deflated when you waste your time one of these idiots. After a bad experience, they say that journaling can be a therapeutic way of releasing any negative feelings you may hold towards a person. And what better way to do that than via a public journal of shame that the disappointing man in question may see? Or, at least, his mom. Together with To The Guys I've (Kinda) Dated — an Instagram account by and for women, containing letters that frustrated women have penned to the disappointing guys they've dated — we're back with another collection of letters. They're just as funny as the last lot, so scroll through and enjoy.

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dearest Josh, Thanks for calling me 74 times in 46 minutes after I said I wanted to take it slow....and then blaming it all on your daughter. The 3 minute voicemail was real cute too. Please lose my number. Thanks, Angela
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People Confess 'Most Feral Thing' They Did Over Past Six Months, Funny Twitter Thread

The past six months have been extremely tough on everyone, whether you've been stuck at home or not. But for those who haven't left the house much, it's easy to fall into some unhealthy living standards when you don't need to get up for work. From staying in your pajamas all day to not using cutlery anymore, people are slowly regressing into infant, feral-like habits. Podcaster and comic book artist @drewtoothpaste asked Twitter to "tell me the most feral thing you have done in the past six months of virus" after admitting that he ate a bag of frozen french fries for dinner. As usual, the responses didn't disappoint, and people began admitting all the gross habits they've picked up during the quarantine period. What are your feral practices?

funny tweets about feral things people have been doing during quarantine | Text - KDramasNSilents @KDramasNSilents Replying to @drewtoothpaste Ate an entire diced raw cabbage out if a bowl cuz i got tired partway through prep and didn't want to cook anymore. And then I did it again with the cabbage i bought to replace that cabbage.
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Bee Stings Are Nature's Collagen Lip Injections

Some people pay a lot of money to have collagen injected into their lips and look ridiculous. Others get stung by bees (for free) and get the same result. Here is a collection of pictures of people's lips after being stung by bees, and they are hilarious. I bet they wished they had got lip fillers after these disasters. For a creature so small, bees sure do cause a lot of damage!

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More Funny Overheard in LA Conversations

We've featured the Instagram account Overheard LA before, bringing you some of the funniest snippets of conversation overheard in LA and its trendy neighborhoods. A place where hipsters and influencers call home, and everything centers around your therapist, your diet, and your Instagram account, the dialogue that takes place over there is some of the funniest you'll ever hear. Here are another set of hilarious exchanges overheard in Los Angeles that will make you groan and roll your eyes far back into your head.


funniest snippets of conversation heard in LA | Text - "How was the FaceTime date?" "Eh. He did most of the talking, so it was kind of like watching an Instagram Live about one man's experience with keto."
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Artist Reimagines What Mona Lisa Would Look Like In Today’s Society (Photos)

The Mona Lia is perhaps one of the most famous faces in the world. Painted by Leonardo da Vinci in the early 16th century, her mysterious smile has captivated the world ever since and became one of the most well-known art history pieces. But what if she was a modern gal, living in today's world? Would she be an Instagram influencer, would she be a mom, would she be cool, or would she be a loner? One artist on Instagram has reimagined what the Mona Lisa would look like today by cleverly photoshopping her into a bunch of Instagramable poses, and it looks like she would be iconic whenever she exists.

pictures of what mona lisa would look like in today's society - thumbnail shows two pictures of Mona Lisa sitting down
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Adding Spaghetti To Duck Face Selfies Is A Total Game Changer

Duck-face selfies are perhaps one of the most damaging impacts that social media has had on our generation. The iconic photographic pose attempts to look alluring and sultry, but it appears utterly ridiculous in reality. It almost looks like the poser is trying to slurp a giant strand of spaghetti into their mouth, which frankly, is the only time the pursed lips pose is OK. Someone photoshopped pictures of girls slurping spaghetti into their duck face selfies, showing just how ridiculous they look when there's no spaghetti there, which is 99.9% of the time. The results are hilarious and should be the cover poster for a 'ban the duck selfie' campaign.





amazingly photoshopped pictures of women doing duck face selfies adding spaghetti - thumbnail includes two pictures showing kim kardashian slurping spaghetti and three friends slurping spagetti
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Dating Nightmares: 14 Texts From Men Who Reacted Terribly To Rejection

Rejection is a hard pill for anyone to swallow, but it is an inevitable part of the dating game. It helps to have a thick skin and a lot of resilience to keep putting yourself out there and accept that not everyone will like you. The key to rejection is taking it gracefully, wishing the other person all the best, and moving on. But unfortunately, not everyone can do that; some people react horribly to rejection and lash out at the person who rejected them. Together with The Single Society, we bring you 14 times men reacted terribly to rejection, and they are truly shocking. Scroll through and be amazed (or not) at the fragility of these male egos!

pop art illustration of guy yelling | not interested in me?! good because you're fat and ugly
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