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Tweets about things that are cooler than sex | thumbnail text - Ray @RahellDavis ... yea sex is cool but have u ever made a list & crossed everything off it?? in a dAY?? so hot 9:48 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Things Which Are Cooler Than Sex According To Twitter

Sex is cool but...

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

These dads get it

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

Spoiler Alert: Nobody asked for his opinion

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Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number Let It Get Way Out Of Control| thumbnail text - Text Message Today 10:14 PM Princess Who is this? Sorry wrong number Come back I'll be your princess We will meet again, in another life I love you I love you too princess bratsquad: I think this is the most romantic thing to ever happen to me

Thirteen Times People Texted The Wrong Number And Let It Get Way Out Of Control

A fun new way to make a friend

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Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation| thumbnail text - @IDontSpeakWhine Ways to make a teen roll their eyes: 1. Say, "Good morning" 2. Tell them you love them 3. Look at them 2:46 PM · 1/21/22 · Twitter for Android

Parenting Tweets That Accurately Depict The Consequences Of Procreation

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18 Times Andrew Garfield Reacted To Fan Thirst Tweets| Thumbnail text - Smile - andrew garfield is thicc and woke

18 Times Andrew Garfield Reacted To Fan Thirst Tweets

Handsome and humble

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Taylor Swift Claps Back At Damon Albarn's False Claim That She Doesn't Write Her Own Songs| Thumbnail Text - Forehead - maisie peters signed up for this @maisiehpeters taylor swift could write song 2 but damon albarn could never write all too well 10 minute version

Taylor Swift Claps Back At Damon Albarn's False Claim That She Doesn't Write Her Own Songs

Now we've got bad blood

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Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look| Thumbnail text - Brooke Knisley @BrookeKnisley ... I don't know when l'm gonna die, so I have a midlife crisis every year to play it safe 5:01 PM · 1/19/22 · Twitter Web App

Women’s Tweets That Were So Spot-On We Had To Take A Double-Look

These women get it

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People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays| Thumbnail text - Sean Bernard ... @seanbgoneill Anyone remember my work password 11:56 AM · 1/4/21 · Twitter for iPhone

People Tweet About The Paradoxical Battle It Is To Return To Work After The Holidays

It's an uncomfortable adjustment

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Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True| Thumbnail text - Delia Cai @delia_cai do you ever leave a social situation and you're just like mmm that was not my best work 3:51 AM · Aug 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.6K Retweets 3,112 Quote Tweets 296.9K Likes

Women's Tweets That Are Both Hilarious And Very True

These ladies know whats up

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Guy Tweets Relatable Conversation Showing Rude Comments From Mom

Moms, read the room

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Story of Woman who got Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter - cover pic | twitter conversation bad Katie @KatieKatCubs Asked married guys at work where meet single guys. Here's they came up with 1. Strip club 2. Any bar, anywhere at 1:30am

Woman Engaged To Random Man Who Told Her To Find A BF On Twitter

You can find love in the strangest places

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funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes

Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

The funny dads of Twitter

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Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids| Thumbnail text - Font - Simon Holland @simoncholland We are trying to be those people with cereal in clear containers but I just don't know if we have it in us. 5:21 PM · 1/13/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets From Some Slick Fathers With Some Lucky Kids

Funny dads are on another level

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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

A rare state of joy

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Edward Cullen Memes That Will Never Stop Being Funny| thumbnail text - juliet * @youngblondemom Edward Cullen watching Bella sleep.

Edward Cullen Memes That Will Never Stop Being Funny

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