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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Michael lan Black @michaelianblack My air fryer arrives today. I just know this will be thing that saves my marriage. 3:53 PM · Feb 2, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb, 15 2022)

The beauty of tying the knot

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People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter| thumbnail text - Mike @michael_mascia Did anyone else have an irrational fear of Venus flytraps as a kid or were you normal ? 7:20 PM · Sep 18, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone

People Spill Their Inexplicably Irrational Childhood Fears On Twitter

Quicksand is just not really a thing

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'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos| thumbnail text - Brian Sauvé @Brian_Sauve Dear Ladies, There is no reason whatsoever for you to post pictures of yourself in low cut shirts, bikinis, bra and underwear, or anything similar-ever. Not to show your weight loss journey. Not to show your newborn baby. Not to document your birth story. -Your Brothers 10:15 PM · Feb 7, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

'Dear Brian' Trending On Twitter After Guy Tells Women To Cover Up In Photos

The clap backs are so satisfying

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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting

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The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't message you back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There| thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly · Feb 20 sorry i didn't text you back i spent all day worrying that you were mad at me for not texting you back •.. 5 27 210 2.3K

The Funniest 'Sorry I Didn't Message You Back' Tweets For The Lazy Texters Out There

Oops, my bad

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jordan Ashleigh @JordanAshleighF My coworker saw me eating pizza and said "I had pizza today too" and I replied "Pizza Monday!" What. What was that. 7:35 PM · Jan 31, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 7, 2022)

Thank you ladies

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Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read| thumbnail text - Mrs K ... @one_mrs_k Hello, I want to report a murder. My 23 yr old son has just tried to mansplain how the dishwasher works. 5:18 PM · Jun 2, 2021 · Twitter for Android 8 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 347 Likes

Tweets About Cringy Mansplaining Which Are Almost Too Painful To Read

Petition to start a 'mansplainers anonymous' support group

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Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)| thumbnail text - sarah V @wetneptune poor virgo risings, their stomachs are always a mess 9:06 PM · Feb 4, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Craziest Astrology Tweets And Memes From This Past Week (Feb 6, 2022)

Not everyone's cup of tea

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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)| thumbnail text - KJ @IDontSpeakWhine I witnessed a father and son bonding moment, but it was just my husband teaching my son the wrong way to load the dishwasher. 4:01 PM · Jan 26, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (February 4, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Forgot to mute myself on a Zoom call while my kids were home and my boss gave me three extra weeks of vacation. 1:56 PM · Feb 1, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Dad Tweets From This Week (Feb 3, 2022)

These dads get it

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Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)| thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness My Wife: Don't look at your phone while driving Also my wife when l'm driving: What do you think of these earthy colored blankets? 7:32 PM · Jan 20, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Marriage Tweets From This Week (Feb 1, 2022)

Too funny not to laugh at

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Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)| thumbnail text - summer @heaberald i've retired at 24! don't have any money saved up i just felt like not working 11:19 PM · Jan 24, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Tweets From Women This Week (Jan 31, 2022)

These women just get it

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Astrology Tweets That Resonated With Our Inner Baddie| thumbnail text - Astrology Vibez @astrologyvibez ... No one: Fire signs: I will burn this whole thing down.

Astrology Tweets That Resonated With Our Inner Baddie

Welcome to Astrology Twitter

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Tweets about things that are cooler than sex | thumbnail text - Ray @RahellDavis ... yea sex is cool but have u ever made a list & crossed everything off it?? in a dAY?? so hot 9:48 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Fifteen Things Which Are Cooler Than Sex According To Twitter

Sex is cool but...

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Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort| thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix ... @RodLacroix Child: I can't wait to be an adult. Me [sorting my bills by overdue dates]: yes it's fantastic 5:20 PM · 1/24/22 · Twitter Web App

Dad Tweets That Are Almost Too Accurate For Comfort

These dads get it

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Twelve images that might expose your dirty mind| thumbnail text - Richard Cooper @Rich_Cooper · Oct 16, 2020 ... Why do women train for ripped abs? It's because they want to look like men; truthfully it's gross. Lips, tits & hips. Men are simple, we want the classic beauty of a feminine hourglass shape. At no time in history did men ever want women with ripped abs. 354 2I 435 901

Man Thinks Abs On Women Are 'Gross,' Here Are Some Of Twitter's Iconic Responses

Spoiler Alert: Nobody asked for his opinion

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