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Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot| thumbnail text - JDan Follow @Social_Mime Marriage, because you need to know you were folding a bag of chips wrong your entire life. 17 63 123

Marriage Tweets That Fully Epitomize The Realities Of Tying The Knot

Ah, the joys of marriage

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Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples| thumbnail text - Keshav Kant @MxKantEven I know this won't be a hot take for people with sense but: The division of financial responsibility in a relationship should be equitable not equal. If you make 3x what your partner does, you should pay more because you can. Do a 2:1 split, and cover 70% of the bills. 7:02 PM · Jun 28, 2021 96.5K

Twitter Is Riled Up About How Bills Should Be Split Between Couples

We are all entitled to our own opinions

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Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting| thumbnail text - Big, Bad Caffeinated Dad @CafeinatedBacon Kids will sleep no problem on any surface, but can't walk if their socks are on inside out 9:26 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

Dad Tweets That Really Encapsulate The Joys Of Parenting

It really is full of ups and down

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Woman Riles Up Twitter After Punching A Touchy Guy In The Club| thumbnail text - harriet @harribowley I smacked a lad last night who sexually assaulted me in the club, and he looked genuinely furious and shocked? Normalise girls standing up for themselves when they get groped wtf 7:08 PM · Aug 7, 2021 24.1K

Woman Riles Up Twitter After Punching A Handsy Guy In The Club

It's called personal space

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Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts| thumbnail text - Yelisa ... @motherplaylist No one: My 8yo on the 3rd of January: So what are we doing for Halloween? 6:27 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Are So Spot On It Hurts

Ah, our little angels

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22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Hilarious| Thumbnail Text - Hand - dmbrookes While at work, the girl working behind me was trying to say "the pleasure was all mine" to a customer but it came out "I pleasure myself" 16h Reply

22 Embarrassing Situations That Are Actually Really Funny

Yiiiiikes

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Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead | thumbnail text - got so angry and punched a hole through this dry wall... literally NO ONE HMU I am so angry "Riggs" O @RiggsBarstool Some dude just called me a p 'ssy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fIcking sun?

Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead

Men...bless them, eh

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People Confuse 'Incense' With 'Incest' Totally Changing The Meaning Of The Sentence

Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

A small word with such huge meaning

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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Can't ignore the stars

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Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

These dads get it

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Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

Brits, spill the tea, once and for all

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Bizarre Lazar BizarreLazar Office lifehack: Put earbuds regardless if they are turned on or not. If someone has something important say they'll get attention. Otherwise can now fully ignore Brenda's CrossFit journey without being an hole just grooving. 8:20 PM Jan 4, 2022 Twitter iPhone

Awesomely Ridiculous Life Hacks To Kick Off 2022

Glow up with Twitter for the new year

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Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

It's plain rude

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Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text - Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

Answers to the Question: Why Am I Single?

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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

In-Laws from hell

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dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Sir Jackothy 6'0'' WaterBender C @TommyRainFall dating apps should include a swipe diagonally option if u like their friend more than the main person 8:49 AM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

14 Funny Dating App Tweets To Kickstart A New Year Of Online Romance

Cheers to a new year on the apps

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