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Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead | thumbnail text - got so angry and punched a hole through this dry wall... literally NO ONE HMU I am so angry "Riggs" O @RiggsBarstool Some dude just called me a p 'ssy for putting on sunscreen. Imagine thinking you're tougher than the sun? The fIcking sun?

Men Who Tried To Look Tough, But Ended Up Looking Like Idiots Instead

People Confuse 'Incense' With 'Incest' Totally Changing The Meaning Of The Sentence

Confusing 'Incense' With 'Incest' Awkwardly Changes The Meaning Of The Sentence

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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People| thumbnail text - Nazuna's boyfriend ♡ ★ ... . .. @ΤΟΥΒΟΝΝΙE why do british people call their moms "mum" but they don't call their dads "dud"? 8:14 AM · Jul 11, 2020 · Twitter Web App 66 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 461 Likes

Funny But Low-Key Legitimate Questions Americans Have For British People

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life hack tweets | thumbnail text - Bizarre Lazar BizarreLazar Office lifehack: Put earbuds regardless if they are turned on or not. If someone has something important say they'll get attention. Otherwise can now fully ignore Brenda's CrossFit journey without being an hole just grooving. 8:20 PM Jan 4, 2022 Twitter iPhone

Awesomely Ridiculous Life Hacks To Kick Off 2022

Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text - preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

Answers To Why Single Pringles Stay Single| Thumbnail text - Angela Brisk @AngelaBrisk toilet engaged And I'm still single

Tweets That Confirmed Exactly Why Single Pringles Stay Single

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funny but relatable tweets about in laws that hit home way too hard | thumbnail text - Danny Zuker @DannyZuker In-laws are God's way of showing you that no matter how f cked up your own family is, it could be so much worse. 7:27 PM · Aug 9, 2014 Twitter Web Client

Funny Tweets That Accurately Sum Up The Nightmare Of Difficult In-Laws

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Sir Jackothy 6'0'' WaterBender C @TommyRainFall dating apps should include a swipe diagonally option if u like their friend more than the main person 8:49 AM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter for Android

14 Funny Dating App Tweets To Kickstart A New Year Of Online Romance

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh| thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits so turns out my kids still expect to be fed in 2022 10:44 PM · Jan 1, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh

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Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over| thumbnail text - The Hybrid @kchamps613 I went on a date with a guy who said he was 6'2. I would just like to announce that I too am 6’2 apparently. 12:03 AM · Aug 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Women Tweets That We Still Can't Get Over

People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are| thumbnail text - katie @basicfolklore I was traumatized by these at restaurants in the south so I haven't touched a pear since childhood

People Fight On Twitter Over What The 'Bottom-Tier Fruit' Are

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

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80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets| thumbnail Text - Pnonessential government oils2 @babadookspinoza The year is 2035. Marie Kondo holds up the condemned man to the crowd. "Does this man spark joy?" The crowd jeers, "No he does not!" She nods silently and throws him into the pit.

80 Funniest 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

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Funniest Complicated Relationship Memes We Saw This Past Week (August 3, 2022)

Funniest Complicated Relationship Memes We Saw This Past Week (August 3, 2022)

17-year-old goes no contact with mother when she fails to attend dance recital for the second time, mom desperately tries to win back her love: “My grandparents say I’m allowed to set boundaries”

17-year-old goes no contact with mother when she fails to attend dance recital for the second time, mom desperately tries to win back her love: “My grandparents say I’m allowed to set boundaries”

Catering business owner refuses to share late grandma's family recipe with 35-year-old cousin after she says that she's not a "real cook" because she never went to culinary school: 'She disrespected my work'

Catering business owner refuses to share late grandma's family recipe with 35-year-old cousin after she says that she's not a "real cook" because she never went to culinary school: 'She disrespected my work'

Man Inherits Family Farm, Forced to Choose Between City Life with Girlfriend and Leaving Everything Behind for the Farm

Man Inherits Family Farm, Forced to Choose Between City Life with Girlfriend and Leaving Everything Behind for the Farm

Man Confronts Wife Over Breach of Agreement to Have Son Pay Rent After Graduation, Escalating Tensions in Their Marriage

Man Confronts Wife Over Breach of Agreement to Have Son Pay Rent After Graduation, Escalating Tensions in Their Marriage

Son Reconciles With Absent Father When He Learns of His Medical Condition, Leading to Heartwarming Family Reunion [Update]

Son Reconciles With Absent Father When He Learns of His Medical Condition, Leading to Heartwarming Family Reunion [Update]

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