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twitter thread about unhinged man who cursed out woman because he didn't want to pay for her on a date | thumbnail text - it me, dani (and i'm back) @melaninbarbie I asked for a date and this man sends some of the most wild shit I ever seen in my life. Calling me a bitch for what????? Are CIS MEN OK?????

Unhinged Man Curses Out Woman Who Asked Him To Take Her Out On A Date (Twitter Thread)

Dating has gotten so scary lately

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Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices| thumbnail text - Emily Porter, M.D. @dremilyportermd ... I just got a double cheeseburger, small fries and large Diet Coke at McDonald's for $3.25 so please stop fat shaming or blaming the single mom of 2 working for $7.25/hour for her "unhealthy choices" or high blood pressure when non-organic raspberries are $8.96/pound at Walmart. 10:27 PM · Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 4,147 Retweets 277 Quot

Woman Gets Roasted And Toasted On Twitter After Posting About Healthy Vs Unhealthy Food Prices

A controversial topic

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Big Brands Had A Field Day On A Twitter Thread During The Social Media Shutdown

It's always been Twitter

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twitter thread abot how elderl people are living their best lives | thumbnail text - It's the REE-Animator ... @ReeAmilcarScott Life hack: met an elderly lady who lives across the street from Six Flags. Says every year she buys a season pass with a meal plan and eats all her meals at the amusement park. In one conversation I figured out what kind of old person I want to be. 7:38 PM · Sep 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Wholesome Twitter Thread Showcases How Creative Elderly People Are Living Their Best Lives

What we want to do when we grow into or old age

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twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Hookups gone rogue

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adulting twitter thread | thumbnail text - Tsholofelo Mokopanele ... @T_MokopaneleT Replying to @Sithalekgaogelo Looking on the both sides of the road before crossing just to be hit by a plane. 10:47 AM · Aug 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Thread Provides Accurate Analogies for the Hot Mess Known As Adulting

Cheers to never growing up

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twitter thread roasting mom who shamed target for selling vibrator - cover photo original facebook post from mom complaining about vibrator | Misty Soulard Target 3h • Target sinks to a new low in it's hatred of parents, children, families and anything appropriate. Front and center for little eyes to see. A vibrator that you can stick in BOTH holes. Because that is appropriate for little ones to see while shopping for vitamins. Shame on you. Again.

Mom Publicly Shames Target For Selling Vibrator, Gets Roasted On Twitter

Prude much?

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People Tell The Unusual Ways They Met Their Spouse | thumbnail text - Justin Sytsma ... @justinsytsma Replying to @edgykristina We were 13. Her family was moving to town for her dad to become the pastor of the church I attended. The church sent a little "meet the family" brochure and I was like "oh she's my age! I'm gonna marry her!" 6:51 PM · Jul 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App

People Tell The Unusual But Also Totally Heartwarming Ways They Met Their Spouse

True love always finds a way

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people share the funniest things they've heard others say in their sleep | thumbnail Text - Joanna Hardy @Joanna_Hardy 00 Good morning to everyone except my partner who, at 2am, mid-dream, sat bolt upright in bed and terrifyingly shouted into the dark: "Will there be a buffet?" 9:44 AM Jan 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 9.9K Retweets 1.8K Quote Tweets 166.2K Likes Mark Blacklock 000 @MarxMedia Replying to @Joanna_Hardy Much better than a partner who rises bolt upright slowly, silently as if from t

People Reveal Funniest Things They've Heard Others Say In Their Sleep

Sleep talking at its finest

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women reveal the moment they realized their ex hated them | thumbnail text - Ness @Vanessa123uk Replying to @Oloni When he ate nuts and kissed me to see what would happen.. I'm freakin allergic 7:29 PM · Jul 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,280 Retweets 1,054 Quote Tweets 20.7K Likes

Women Reveal The Moment They Realized Their Ex Hated Them

The moment things go totally south

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people reveal genius hacks for getting out of submitting homework on time | thumbnail text - Janine ... @jsbalek Replying to @TheMikeChase I actually convinced my fifth grade teacher that I submitted a massive project we all were supposed to have been working on for weeks that I never did and she just lost it. I can't believe I had the nerve. 5:54 AM · Jul 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Reveal Genius Hacks For Getting Out Of Submitting Homework On Time

The life hacks we all needed

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tom ellis as a cat | thumbnail text - comfort for ellis stans! @ellislovebot #TOMELLIS as a cat; mini thrend. 10:28 PM · Jun 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Twitter Thread Reveals Lucifer's Tom Ellis Is Secretly A Cat

Gotta love the internet

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people reveal weirdest places they were hit on - cover pic | Text - Anna Seg @anna_seg Replying to @kthorjensen In the break room during a large group company orientation DIRECTLY AFTER WATCHING the sexual harassment train. Dude literally started by saying "I don't want to sound like the guy in the video..."

People Reveal Weirdest Places They've Ever Been Hit On

The art of seduction

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funny texts about men apologizing Text - Lemon of Lime @EMaietta Replying to @aj_fairley *pretends nothing happened* Oh, you're still mad? I thought we were past that

Funny Twitter Thread Poking Fun At How Some Men Apologize

'You hungry?'

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funny twitter thread of people letting their keyboards autocomplete their apologies | Text - Karma @OniRevenant Im sorry for being so late to the other penis party ash @NihachuEatsCats · Sep 17 type "I'm sorry for being" and let your keyboard finish it for you

Funny Tweets Of People Letting Their Keyboards Autocomplete Apologies

When technology takes over

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