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Men Spill The Tea On Minimum Requirements They Need To Have Sex| Thumbnail text - Person - YAV Hey now are talking about sex, bat shit crazy women can throw down beverly Hills

Men Spill The Tea On Minimum Requirements They Need To Have Sex

Real Men Dish On Hook-Up Standards
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Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex

Ladies and gentleman, the ultimate mood killer
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Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text - - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...

Dating Nightmares Which Made People Grateful They Stayed Single

Some things are so bad you just have to laugh
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Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

U up?
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Fifteen Types Of Made Up Relationships People Use To Avoid Labels

Why are we afraid of saying we're dating?
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Overtly-Realistic Descriptions Of What Sex Feels Like For Straight Women| Thumbnail text - addison.lucie when someone is scratching ur backs 289.2K and misses the part that is actually itchy 9-8 Reply, addison.lucie when someone is scratching ur backs 289.2K and misses the part that is actually itchy 9-8 Reply

Humbling Descriptions Of What Hooking Up Feels Like For Straight Women

The truth is not so sexy
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Fifteen Weird Turn-Ons That You Might Relate To As Well| Thumbnail text - marques33 4 months ago I want to be held like a baby and be breastfed. 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

People Reveal Their Weirdest Turn-Ons

Warning... Innocent Childhood TV Characters May Be Ruined Forever
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twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

People Reveal Their Funniest Hookup Stories On A Twitter Thread

Hookups gone rogue
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Men Reveal How They Really Feel About Taking Male Birth Control| Thumbnail text - Organism - Yes, I hate the feeling of having to ask my female partners if they're on birth control and stuff. And I hate that I can only do a condom about it. I really hope for something like birth control for men. So far, no concern, if it kills me, best believe I died having some good sex. SAT THU FRI MON SUE MON SUN SA WED THU

Men Reveal How They Really Feel About Taking Male Birth Control

Men Answer Honestly About If They Would Take Male Birth Control In The Future
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alternative ways to saying 'let's have sex' | thumbnail text - Lord_Bloodwyvern · CuriousRelish · 17h (2 3 2 Our favorite is "I am approaching you with lewd intent"

Alternative Ways To Initiate Sex Other Than 'Let's Have Sex'

Because we're a cultured bunch on the hunt for coitus
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Man Has Intimate Piercing Ripped Out At The Same Hospital His Mom Works At| thumbnail text - Knowing very well that the 'spray and pray' method is not full proof, I said that it was probably not a good idea.

Man Has Intimate Piercing Ripped Out At The Same Hospital His Mom Works At

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Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Hookup 'Appointment' Tweets For People Who Overplan Their Sexual Encounters

Can't stop won't stop overplanning everything
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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - STEEL TM ... @TheWidowmakerX It's not a walk of shame if you leave on a unicycle 10:15 PM · Aug 23

It's Not A Walk Of Shame If You Follow These Twitter Tips Closely

Stride of pride y'all
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People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed| Thumbnail text - paleobear1 • 13h 16 Awards First step is the most crucial and possibly the most difficult one. And that is finding someone to have sex with. 6 Reply 1 22.1k 3 ...

People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed

Everyone should check off these 12 crucial steps before go for it
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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

There are some lines that shouldn't be crossed
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people reveal why they broke up with their partners over sex | thumbnail AtLeastNineToes 3 days ago He lasted like 30 seconds and went soft while the condom was still in, so I had to pull out the slimy sucker myself lol

People Reveal Brutally Honest Reasons They Left Their Partners Because Of Sex

The truth hurts
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