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Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text -  - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...

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Fifteen Weird Turn-Ons That You Might Relate To As Well| Thumbnail text - marques33 4 months ago I want to be held like a baby and be breastfed. 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save

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twitter thread of people's funniest hookups | thumbnail text -meth from a dove 1979 @twikipedium Replying to @Coll3enG hooked up w/a vet. when we got to her room, she took a broom and ran it under her bed. 5 cats emerged from under like bats out of hell. fast fwd to me being on top. felt something scratch my bare as. over and over. looked back and there was a cat licking my left buttock. 8:39 PM · Apr 23, 2019 · Twitter Web Client

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Men Reveal How They Really Feel About Taking Male Birth Control| Thumbnail text - Organism - Yes, I hate the feeling of having to ask my female partners if they're on birth control and stuff. And I hate that I can only do a condom about it. I really hope for something like birth control for men. So far, no concern, if it kills me, best believe I died having some good sex. SAT THU FRI MON SUE MON SUN SA WED THU

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Man Has Intimate Piercing Ripped Out At The Same Hospital His Mom Works At| thumbnail text - Knowing very well that the 'spray and pray' method is not full proof, I said that it was probably not a good idea.

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Funny tweets about hookup appointments | thumbnail text - (supercilious archer) @timespulse I've got a dick appointment tonight actually so if it happens that this guy likes to decapitate people and collect their severed heads and I don't come back: I died doing what I loved. 5:09 PM · May 9, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed| Thumbnail text - paleobear1 • 13h 16 Awards First step is the most crucial and possibly the most difficult one. And that is finding someone to have sex with. 6 Reply 1 22.1k 3 ...

People Go Over Things That Should Definitely Be Done Before Doing The Deed

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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

people reveal why they broke up with their partners over sex | thumbnail AtLeastNineToes 3 days ago He lasted like 30 seconds and went soft while the condom was still in, so I had to pull out the slimy sucker myself lol

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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text -  Font - Serena Monsoon @Serena_Monsoon I can't wait for the next work-from-home company survey where under reasons I enjoy working from home I can write, "I enjoy the privacy of stress crying in my own bed over having a breakdown in the bathroom and having to do the red-eye'd walk of shame back to my desk" 2:38 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for Android

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