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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries

Europe is a continent filled with a vast variety of cultures, languages, and laws. Often on this side of the world, we like to clump them into one big group, "European's have such good style," "European's are wine-oholics," "'European's are so sexual." But it's really impossible to talk about them all at once. Within Europe, there are some cities coined as fashion capitals, and some countries are actually very open when it comes to sexual exploration, but there are also catholic countries where you won't see a lot of sexual empowerment. Also, some countries have Muslim majorities where people don't drink alcohol at all.

The point of all of this is that it is fascinating to explore the many different perspectives of Europe and even compare them to what we have going on here in the US. On Reddit people from different European counties shared their 'sexual normalities,' and you might find the answers to be very titillating.

Europeans Reveal The Different Ways They View Sex In Their Own Countries| thumbnail text - Blaze_fox • 3y I dont get why the US is scared of nudity. Its almost like stereotypical victorian era folk. meanwhile, my boyfriend and i, not to mention our roommates hang out naked whenever we can. the US would freak out over this 78 ...
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Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

Our lives are run by social media these days, and we're all about instant gratification. It comes as no surprise that hookup culture has been growing, thriving, and becoming the best version of itself. Whether or not you're a hookup culture participant, dating apps have been keeping the culture alive and well. The people of Twitter have some of their own thoughts to share about hookup culture, and what they have to say is hilarious. Scroll down for the best hookup tweets of this week. 

Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed

There are a lot of things that can ruin the mood in bed. It can be hard to 'resume' after the most un-sexy song pops up on shuffle, or somebody receives a phone call from an ex, or when a not-so-subtle fart sound occurs. But, we already knew that sex is definitely not what it's like in the movies, so we expect weirdness to ensue from time to time.

However, if you find yourself with a partner who has an 'unmoanable' name, you may have to make a decision. Do I say it, even if it ruins the mood? Have they ever even used this name for a love interest in a movie?

If you have some deal-breaker names that you cannot say in bed without laughing, this Reddit thread will probably make you chuckle.

People Throw Out The Worst Names To Moan In Bed| thumbnail text - r/AskReddit - Posted by u/macsredditaccount1 7 hours ago 156 What is the most unmoanable name? 89% Upvoted | 317 Comments Award Share .. RadGrandpaDragon 7 hours ago Fitzhenry
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Weekly Collection Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 8, 2021)

We've all experienced the walk of shame after a wild night out on the town. It's essentially a rite of passage to going out. The term has recently been redefined as "stride of pride," as people have been arguing that they're not ashamed that they had an awfully good time last night. Obvi, Twitter always gets in on the fun. People take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their own personal 'walks of shame,' and many have nothing to do with the morning after. Whether sex was actually involved or not, these tweets are hilarious. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - The walk of shame from my front gate to my door with my third order of Uber eats
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Twelve Things Which Made People Instantly Stop Watching Porn

In every relationship, we have our deal-breakers. And some of us have very special relationships with the world of porn. We build a certain trust with the industry. Good vibes only you might say. But we all know you can't always control what's about to pop up on your screen, and then you immediately have to turn it off and slowly recover. These kinds of experiences can hurt your relationship with your go-to porn site, especially since it was built on trust. But that's showbiz.

If you've ever had to go on a break from your favorite porn site, you may relate to these deal-breakers that people shared on Reddit.

Twelve Things That Make People Instantly Stop Watching Porn| thumbnail text - lihairden • 19h facial expressions. when they look at the camera, lick lips, roll eyes and look like they're having a bad reaction to something. way too fake. 5 Reply 4 635 3 ...
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Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences

Sex can be a very beautiful thing. It is the ultimate connection of two souls, the beginning of new life, one of the best ways to demonstrate your love for someone. But, let's be honest, it's not really always that. Sex is neither what is portrayed in hallmark movies or in violent and sadistic BDSM porn. A lot of the time it is just a way to feel good and make someone else feel good at the same time. 

That's the goal, but sometimes we are not successful. Sometimes sex is just hella embarrassing. There is so much potential for awkwardness, think about all the fart-like sounds your body can make. The ideal situation is that you do it with someone who makes you comfortable, and you then can both laugh it when you accidentally kick him in the face.

Fifteen Brave People Expose Their Cringe-Worthy Sexual Experiences| thumbnail text - Nillabeans • 15h 4 Awards My first one! I was so nervous that I threw up like three times and the third time, while running to the toilet, I actually ran smack into a door and bounced back onto my naked butt. Pretty funny though and it made it impossible to be embarrassed in front of that guy ever again. G Reply 4 633 3 ...
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Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

The walk of shame has become more iconic than shameful in recent years. There's nothing shameful about getting laid the night prior. Even if you look like absolute garbage right now, at least everyone you cross paths with knows you had a great time last night. Or at the very least, an okay night? I mean, everyone loves a good party. Either way, all is well in the world because now you get to happily skip on over to your own comfy bed! People constantly take to Twitter to joke about the walk of shame, and ya already know we're documenting the best ones on a weekly basis for y'all. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone
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People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand

Fetishes come in all shapes and sizes... and safety levels. It's hard to know where they come from. There may be no reason why somebody likes to be smacked, or whipped, or licked. And with the porn industry growing quickly it becomes easier and easier for people to discover what really gets them going. If you think you're into something weird, there's probably a platform for you somewhere that will show you how there are actually thousands of people just like you. As long as somebody's fetish is not going to put someone's life at risk, there's usually no harm. Though it's probably best for you to warn your partner before because they may not be into dressing up as animals, or Hilary Clinton.

People Expose The Fetishes They Will Never Understand| thumbnail text - omgyoucunt • 11h 2 Awards Whatever the f they were doing in Two Girls One Cup G Reply 4 714 3 ...
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Sex Workers Disclose The Weirdest Things People Actually Paid Them To Do

Sex workers definitely have an interesting career. I think, naturally, we are all kind of curious about their day-to-day. Or maybe it's more like night-to-night. Still, it is a good thing that people are becoming more tolerant and accepting towards people with all kinds of careers. We all have to pay the rent somehow, the landlord doesn't care how we acquire our funds. Whether it's by selling cars or sticking things up your.... I digress.

Anyway, even with a job as unpredictable as them, there must be times where sex workers are caught way off guard by the requests they get. 

This Reddit thread capitalizes on such outlandish moments.

Sex Workers Share The Weirdest Things People Actually Paid Them To Do| thumbnail text - ontopofyourmom · 6d My girlfriend's ex-husband paid sex workers to put on fancy gloves and tickle him. G Reply 1 14 3
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Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex

Doing the deed is a very intimate thing. A lot of unexpected things can happen that might cause some intense awkwardness. If you're really close with the person you're doing it with, you may be able to laugh it off, or agree to move past it...but sometimes the mood has simply left the chat, and there's no point in trying to rediscover it. We've all been there, the point of no return. Sometimes it's better to just stop and maybe reconvene at a more suitable time.

Whatever the case may be, eventually you will look back and at least think to yourself, "Hey, at least I peaced out before going further," because rest assured it can ALWAYS get worse.

These people shared their 'Peace Out' moments on Reddit, and you might find them relatable, comforting, or you might just thrive in the second-hand embarrassment.

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)
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Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF

Having a baby is hard work. Suddenly, your life revolves around this tiny human who depends on you for survival, and you better know what you're doing. Since parenting is a very much 'learn on the job' type of role, parenting basics don't necessarily come naturally, especially if you don't have children. One guy proved this while staying at his sister and brother-in-law's house when he relocated their sleeping baby from its nursery into a stroller in the hallway just so that he could have sex with his girlfriend in the nursery. Understandably, the situation left the baby's father fuming because the baby's blanket had fallen over his face, which could have been a fatally dangerous situation. He posted on Reddit's Am I The A**hole, explaining that his wife, who wasn't in town at the time, claims her husband is overreacting. Redditors disagreed and had A LOT to say on the matter.




Father Fuming After Brother-In-Law Kicks Baby Out Of Nursery To Hook Up With GF | thumbnail text - Posted by u/WA113BC356 1 day ago 12 13 3 26 26 AITA For kicking my brother in law out after he made my 10 months old son spend the night in a stroller? Not the A-hole Me M37 and my wife F30 have a ten months old son and recently started sleeping in his own room. We live in a small apartment. My wife works for an marketing company and it requires her to go on trips at least once a month. She invited
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Funniest Tweets About the Infamous 'Walk Of Shame' Just In Time For The Weekend

The walk of shame is a notorious joke, the walk someone performs in the same clothes from the night before, which signals that they have clearly been involved in a sexual escapade in the aforementioned night. This infamous walk is common on college campuses, or simply on the weekends. People have been reclaiming the 'walk of shame,' referring to it as the 'stride of pride' or going as so far as to refer to it as the 'laid parade.' People on Twitter have been completely redefining the phrase, using it to jokingly refer to moments that have nothing to do with the morning after sex at all. Whether Twitter users are referring to the original walk of shame or their own versions of the walk of shame, their tweets are super entertaining. Scroll down for the best tweets about the walk of shame from this week. 


Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - Forehead - SingleBabyMama @_SingleBabyMama Mona's walk of shame.
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People Expose The Weird Sexual Things Which Are Overly Glorified In Porn

Pornography is a very dicey topic. Some people love it, some people think it is single-handily ruining the human experience of sex. I guess most of us are in the middle. But we can all agree that those websites possess a lot of sh*t. Like a lot of sh*t. You can find anything these days. If you think you're fetish is a niche, it's probably not. You can probably find 5,000+ videos of exactly what gets you going, but just remember porn is not reality. Don't be pulling out all those fancy tricks without some CLEAR consent first, alright? Good.

People Expose The Weird Sexual Things That Only Work In Porn| thumbnail text - saltypikachu_ • 313d Smacking a vagina before doing something to it. Like..thanks...are you done +1 187 •..
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Thirstiest Tweets For The Weeknd Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (March 25, 2021)

Twitter is always thirsting for the hottest celebs. We're so here for these thirsty tweets, and therefore have decided to celebrate a hot celeb trending on Twitter on a daily basis every Thirsty Thursday. This week's man candy in the spotlight is none other than The Weeknd, AKA Abel Makkonen Tesfaye. This sexy AF vocalist absolutely killed it in his Superbowl performance earlier this year, but his fans have been drooling over him since way before. The Weeknd has always had the magical ability to make us get in touch with our feelings, whilst simultaneously making us feel some kinda sexy way - and Twitter is completely aware of the effect he has on us. Scroll down for the thirstiest tweets for The Weeknd from this week. 

Thirsty tweets for The Weeknd On Thirsty Thursday | thumbnail text - Frau Eva @Missnoir16_ The weeknd makes me sad and horny at the same time 10:23 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text - Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed

Sex-ed is a little different in each school. Every state has its own laws about how sex ought to be taught. Then there are private schools, which have completely free rein to teach whatever the f*ck they want. Should they have that authority? It's not my place to decide. But all of the people I know who got an abstinence-only sex-ed experience tend to have the craziest theories that they eventually have to unlearn, and sometimes it can be quite funny

People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed| thumbnail text - - LoveBy137 • 15h S 8 5 Awards If you are willing to make out with someone, you'll end up having sex with them because you pass the point of no return on the mountain climb to sex. G Reply 1 10.5k 3 ..
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