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Hopa! It's sexy times. Time to spice it up and get fiery and naughty. Don't let that passion get snuffed out and make sure you look at these hilarious jokes and puns all to do with whoopie.

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People Expose The Weird Sexual Things Which Are Overly Glorified In Porn

Pornography is a very dicey topic. Some people love it, some people think it is single-handily ruining the human experience of sex. I guess most of us are in the middle. But we can all agree that those websites possess a lot of sh*t. Like a lot of sh*t. You can find anything these days. If you think you're fetish is a niche, it's probably not. You can probably find 5,000+ videos of exactly what gets you going, but just remember porn is not reality. Don't be pulling out all those fancy tricks without some CLEAR consent first, alright? Good.

People Expose The Weird Sexual Things That Only Work In Porn| thumbnail text - saltypikachu_ • 313d Smacking a vagina before doing something to it. Like..thanks...are you done +1 187 •..
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Thirstiest Tweets For The Weeknd Just In Time For Thirsty Thursday (March 25, 2021)

Twitter is always thirsting for the hottest celebs. We're so here for these thirsty tweets, and therefore have decided to celebrate a hot celeb trending on Twitter on a daily basis every Thirsty Thursday. This week's man candy in the spotlight is none other than The Weeknd, AKA Abel Makkonen Tesfaye. This sexy AF vocalist absolutely killed it in his Superbowl performance earlier this year, but his fans have been drooling over him since way before. The Weeknd has always had the magical ability to make us get in touch with our feelings, whilst simultaneously making us feel some kinda sexy way - and Twitter is completely aware of the effect he has on us. Scroll down for the thirstiest tweets for The Weeknd from this week. 

Thirsty tweets for The Weeknd On Thirsty Thursday | thumbnail text - Frau Eva @Missnoir16_ The weeknd makes me sad and horny at the same time 10:23 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter Web App
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Funniest Tweets About The Vibrator Revolution

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Funniest tweets about vibrators this week | thumbnail text - Lisha ... @kissimoose My vibrator is on strike. Apparently it feels objectified. 1:13 PM · Mar 21, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed

Sex-ed is a little different in each school. Every state has its own laws about how sex ought to be taught. Then there are private schools, which have completely free rein to teach whatever the f*ck they want. Should they have that authority? It's not my place to decide. But all of the people I know who got an abstinence-only sex-ed experience tend to have the craziest theories that they eventually have to unlearn, and sometimes it can be quite funny

People Unveil The Outrageous Things They Were Taught In 'Abstinence Only' Sex-Ed| thumbnail text - - LoveBy137 • 15h S 8 5 Awards If you are willing to make out with someone, you'll end up having sex with them because you pass the point of no return on the mountain climb to sex. G Reply 1 10.5k 3 ..
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Women Reveal Where They Store Their Sex Toys

Sex toys are considered to be intimate, so obvi, they belong in intimate places. A Reddit user asked women where they keep their sex toys, a question I have never really pondered before. Women answered with surprisingly imaginative storage units, such as an old knee sock, or a suitcase - because you never know when you'll need it on-the-go. Scroll down for more surprising storage spaces. Maybe you'll even get some ideas. 

Women on Reddit reveal where they store their sex toys | thumbnail text -
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Dating Nightmares Which Made People Grateful They Stayed Single

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

Date Stories Which Make People Happy To Stay Single| Thumbnail text - - Early-March-5553 1 month ago Making out on my bed and he jumps up real fast and says "i gotta shit", proceeded to blow up the bathroom next to my room. When he finished he grabbed his shoes and barely said goodbye 1 52 Reply Share ...
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Redditors Unveil Wacky Sex-Ed Misunderstandings Which Failed Them

Believe it or not, not all sex ed's are created equal. Some school districts have their teachers skim over all the juicy stuff and preach abstinence, while others will force their poor teachers to get into all the nitty-gritty details and answer each and every question. I remain slightly scarred from my sex-ed course since we were forced to watch a 35-minute slide show of every kind of STI, on every kind of genital, oh and right after our lunch period.

People Unveil Their Wacky Sex-Ed Misunderstandings Which Failed Them| Thumbnail text - Ectophylla_alba 3 months ago @2 Teacher hit a girl in the face with a dildo. We did not learn how to put on condoms that year. 14.0k Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

So, this isn't exactly something people enjoy reminiscing about all the time. However, it is completely natural and kind of funny when you think about it. Like how does everyone think they were brought into the world in the first place? Of course our parents banged. Anyway, here are some funny stories of kids learning that for a fact.

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"
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Treating the V for V-Day: Woman's Unfiltered Experience With Sweet Treat

Valentine's day is the day of love, and this year I decided to treat myself to a little self-love (the most important kind)! Especially after the craziness that was 2020, I think we've all earned the right to focus on self-pleasure. Plus, there are LOTS of health benefits to orgasms--they can relieve stress, cramps, headaches...they're kind of a cure-all. Why are doctors not prescribing them more?? In my quest to give my V the perfect V-day, I did quite a bit of searching and eventually settled on the Sweet Treat Spinnator toy from Satisfyer. I chose it (over a regular vibrator or a suction toy) based on its adorable design, its affordability, and its spinning mechanism that I was curious to try. If you want to learn more or if you just want to enjoy more jokes about my vagina, read on.



Spoiling Myself With A Vibrator For Valentines Day| Thumbnail text - This is just a PSA: If you have p*ssy hair, MOVE IT OUT OF THE WAY.
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People Disclose Their Most Disturbing Sex Dreams

Nobody can control their dreams, and it can be really frustrating sometimes, like when you're trying to run away from a monster and you are making no progress. Ugh, it's annoying just thinking about it. Sometimes dreams can be nice though, even pleasurable. Every so often you realize your true feelings for someone because they popped up in your REM. But sometimes you have an intimate dream that is just messed up. It happens to everyone, nothing to be ashamed of. Just... remember it's only a dream, right?

People Disclose Their Most Disturbing Sex Dreams| Thumbnail text - your-italian-student 12 days ago I had a sex dream with Danny Devito Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Women Expose The Weird Things Men Do During Sex

Doing the deed can be very intimidating. Sometimes it can feel like an endless guessing game, constant trial and error for men. But really, most women would agree that it is much better to ask rather than go ahead assume you know what a girl likes. News flash! All girls are different. I know, isn't that crazy? You may think you have mastered the female pleasure system, but if you really want to succeed, you should just start from square one with each girl. It takes two to tango after all.

Women Share Cringey Things Guys Do In Bed| Thumbnail text - strawberrychel 1 year ago When we say 'don't stop', DON'T START SPEEDING UP! Keep doing EXACTLY what you're doing, for fuck's sake. 3.0k Give Award Share Report Save
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People Expose Their Bizarre One Night Stand Stories

One night stands are nothing to be ashamed of. It's a totally natural part of life, and as long as we're all being safe and honest, there's no reason to give a sh** what anyone else thinks. That being said, they can really be cringy sometimes. That awkwardness usually begins the moment you finish, and then it's just like... What now? Well, if any of this seems relatable, or at least entertaining, maybe you will enjoy these thirteen bizarre one-night stand stories that some brave people shared on Reddit.

Thirteen crazy one night stand stories that will blow your mind| Thumbnail text - randomaccount665 5 months ago I had sex with my middle school principal's son Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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People Reveal Their Weirdest Turn-Ons

Nothing is inherently sexual. Even the body parts we often associate with sexual activities. It is all about the connotations we actively place what we see around us. To you, a lamp is just a lamp, but to Tiffany, that lamp belongs in one place and one place only. And hey! That's what Tiffany's into and we should all be supportive of her journey. 

Anywho, enjoy this list of people's turn-on's that they feel are too weird to share in public, but just weird enough to share on Reddit.

Fifteen Weird Turn-Ons That You Might Relate To As Well| Thumbnail text - marques33 4 months ago I want to be held like a baby and be breastfed. 3 Reply Give Award Share Report Save
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Fifteen Types Of Made Up Relationships People Use To Avoid Labels

When convincing my friends to take a leap of faith and pursue things with someone they think they might like, I try to push them by saying, "What's the worst that can happen? Either you break up or you get married. Those are the two options." But really, after further analysis, I can see now that there are really many MANY more directions a relationship can go in. I can think of 15 now, but until these apps manage to completely distort our dating experiences, and entirely hinder our ability to meet people ~organically~, well this is what I got for ya.

Fifteen kinds of non-relationships that we all know and love, and hate| text - Cartoon,Facial expression,Sharing,Gesture,Happy,Fictional character,Animated cartoon,Art,Illustration,Fun
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People Reveal Brutally Honest Reasons They Left Their Partners Because Of Sex

Sex is a kind of a big deal, especially in a relationship. A couple's sexual compatibility is just as important as their emotional and physical connection, and it's not something people should compromise on. I'm not saying you have to be into the same stuff necessarily, but if there is respect, communication, and open-mindedness, then a sexually fulfilling relationship is possible. But sometimes, even with all of that, it's not enough. If you've ever had to break up with someone because the sex was that bad (definitely speaking for a friend here), then you'll empathize with these people. Redditors shared the reasons they ended a relationship over sexual incompatibility, although it seems like 'cheating' is being used synonymously with 'incompatibility,' and I'm confused.

people reveal why they broke up with their partners over sex | thumbnail AtLeastNineToes 3 days ago He lasted like 30 seconds and went soft while the condom was still in, so I had to pull out the slimy sucker myself lol
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Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.

awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that
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