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Pornography is a very dicey topic. Some people love it, some people think it is single-handily ruining the human experience of sex. I guess most of us are in the middle. But we can all agree that those websites possess a lot of sh*t. Like a lot of sh*t. You can find anything these days. If you think you're fetish is a niche, it's probably not. You can probably find 5,000+ videos of exactly what gets you going, but just remember porn is not reality. Don't be pulling out all those fancy tricks without some CLEAR consent first, alright? Good.

Twitter is always thirsting for the hottest celebs. We're so here for these thirsty tweets, and therefore have decided to celebrate a hot celeb trending on Twitter on a daily basis every Thirsty Thursday. This week's man candy in the spotlight is none other than The Weeknd, AKA Abel Makkonen Tesfaye. This sexy AF vocalist absolutely killed it in his Superbowl performance earlier this year, but his fans have been drooling over him since way before. The Weeknd has always had the magical ability to make us get in touch with our feelings, whilst simultaneously making us feel some kinda sexy way - and Twitter is completely aware of the effect he has on us. Scroll down for the thirstiest tweets for The Weeknd from this week. 

Vibrators have been taking our Insta feeds by storm, and for good reason. In a world where so many men turn out to be major disappointments, women can always turn to their vibrators for solace. Everyone's getting in on the vibrator craze, either to promote their vibrator of choice or to make fun of influencers promoting that infamous purple vibrator. Naturally, Twitter did not disappoint when it comes to discussions about vibrators on the platform. Scroll down for the best tweets about vibrators this week. 

Sex-ed is a little different in each school. Every state has its own laws about how sex ought to be taught. Then there are private schools, which have completely free rein to teach whatever the f*ck they want. Should they have that authority? It's not my place to decide. But all of the people I know who got an abstinence-only sex-ed experience tend to have the craziest theories that they eventually have to unlearn, and sometimes it can be quite funny. 

Sex toys are considered to be intimate, so obvi, they belong in intimate places. A Reddit user asked women where they keep their sex toys, a question I have never really pondered before. Women answered with surprisingly imaginative storage units, such as an old knee sock, or a suitcase - because you never know when you'll need it on-the-go. Scroll down for more surprising storage spaces. Maybe you'll even get some ideas. 

Dating is really fun, most of the time. Okay, maybe only half of the time. Regardless, every successful relationship started with cringy dates, so they must work sometimes. However, for a lot of us, the never-ending small talk, combined with the weird mix of emotions, as well as the fact that neither of us knows each other well enough to fully make fun of the situation, can lead to some painful awkwardness. But the plus side is that they are almost always hilarious in retrospect... Just give it time!

Believe it or not, not all sex ed's are created equal. Some school districts have their teachers skim over all the juicy stuff and preach abstinence, while others will force their poor teachers to get into all the nitty-gritty details and answer each and every question. I remain slightly scarred from my sex-ed course since we were forced to watch a 35-minute slide show of every kind of STI, on every kind of genital, oh and right after our lunch period.

So, this isn't exactly something people enjoy reminiscing about all the time. However, it is completely natural and kind of funny when you think about it. Like how does everyone think they were brought into the world in the first place? Of course our parents banged. Anyway, here are some funny stories of kids learning that for a fact.

Valentine's day is the day of love, and this year I decided to treat myself to a little self-love (the most important kind)! Especially after the craziness that was 2020, I think we've all earned the right to focus on self-pleasure. Plus, there are LOTS of health benefits to orgasms--they can relieve stress, cramps, headaches...they're kind of a cure-all. Why are doctors not prescribing them more?? In my quest to give my V the perfect V-day, I did quite a bit of searching and eventually settled on the Sweet Treat Spinnator toy from Satisfyer. I chose it (over a regular vibrator or a suction toy) based on its adorable design, its affordability, and its spinning mechanism that I was curious to try. If you want to learn more or if you just want to enjoy more jokes about my vagina, read on.

Nobody can control their dreams, and it can be really frustrating sometimes, like when you're trying to run away from a monster and you are making no progress. Ugh, it's annoying just thinking about it. Sometimes dreams can be nice though, even pleasurable. Every so often you realize your true feelings for someone because they popped up in your REM. But sometimes you have an intimate dream that is just messed up. It happens to everyone, nothing to be ashamed of. Just... remember it's only a dream, right?

Doing the deed can be very intimidating. Sometimes it can feel like an endless guessing game, constant trial and error for men. But really, most women would agree that it is much better to ask rather than go ahead assume you know what a girl likes. News flash! All girls are different. I know, isn't that crazy? You may think you have mastered the female pleasure system, but if you really want to succeed, you should just start from square one with each girl. It takes two to tango after all.

One night stands are nothing to be ashamed of. It's a totally natural part of life, and as long as we're all being safe and honest, there's no reason to give a sh** what anyone else thinks. That being said, they can really be cringy sometimes. That awkwardness usually begins the moment you finish, and then it's just like... What now? Well, if any of this seems relatable, or at least entertaining, maybe you will enjoy these thirteen bizarre one-night stand stories that some brave people shared on Reddit.

Nothing is inherently sexual. Even the body parts we often associate with sexual activities. It is all about the connotations we actively place what we see around us. To you, a lamp is just a lamp, but to Tiffany, that lamp belongs in one place and one place only. And hey! That's what Tiffany's into and we should all be supportive of her journey. 

Anywho, enjoy this list of people's turn-on's that they feel are too weird to share in public, but just weird enough to share on Reddit.

When convincing my friends to take a leap of faith and pursue things with someone they think they might like, I try to push them by saying, "What's the worst that can happen? Either you break up or you get married. Those are the two options." But really, after further analysis, I can see now that there are really many MANY more directions a relationship can go in. I can think of 15 now, but until these apps manage to completely distort our dating experiences, and entirely hinder our ability to meet people ~organically~, well this is what I got for ya.

Sex is a kind of a big deal, especially in a relationship. A couple's sexual compatibility is just as important as their emotional and physical connection, and it's not something people should compromise on. I'm not saying you have to be into the same stuff necessarily, but if there is respect, communication, and open-mindedness, then a sexually fulfilling relationship is possible. But sometimes, even with all of that, it's not enough. If you've ever had to break up with someone because the sex was that bad (definitely speaking for a friend here), then you'll empathize with these people. Redditors shared the reasons they ended a relationship over sexual incompatibility, although it seems like 'cheating' is being used synonymously with 'incompatibility,' and I'm confused.

Sex is great, but have you ever been in bed with someone who has shouted out their dad's name or asked you to pray before you start? A big part of enjoying sex is about the mood you and your partner create to feel comfortable and enjoy each other. But sometimes your partner can say something that makes you want to die of awkwardness, and just like that, the moment is gone. Redditers share the strangest thing a partner has said or done during sex that instantly killed the mood, and the answers are cringe-worthy, to say the least. Here are some of the funniest.