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People Reveal Their Experiences With 'Performance Enhancing' Gas Station Pills

Man On TikTok Asks Women To Explain What Sex Really Feels Like To Them| Thumbnail Text - Forehead - sara_ellison It's like the zebra stripe gum. You think it's got the most amazing taste and ??? ??? bam. 3 seconds later it tastes like playdoh. becki_w_the_good_hair You know how when you do a group project but in order to finish you end up doing all the work yourself. Kind of like that..

Man On TikTok Asks Women To Explain What Sex Really Feels Like To Them

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People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parent's In The Act | thumbnail text - fenduru 5 years ago about 10 heard some noises coming my parents bedroom. So did any would have done ran living room and called 911. My dad heard and started coming out living room so told operator "hurry! Someone's coming"

People Reveal Funny Stories Of Kids Catching Parents In The Act

Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy| thumbnail text - Longjumpingkiwifruit · 2h I swim a lot. Jumping out from the pool makes me feel fairly sexy. Or maybe it's the leg muscles cramping. 6 Reply 1 ...

Men Throw Around Things That Make Them Feel Nice And Sexy

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People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles| thumbnail text - LoginB OP · 2h Pulp Fiction, without the pulp 6 Reply ...

People Describe Their Sex Life Using Only Movie Titles

ways people got laid | thumbnail text - Human body - MONKEH1142 · 7h Spent the evening jokingly pretending to be Irish and married with an also completely non Irish lady in the smokers corner. Many jokes were had. She put her arms around my shoulders and said "take me home paddy and show me that you love me". So I did.

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13 Celebrity Thirst Tweets Needing To Be Quenched| Thumbnail Text - Hair - Neemz Replying to @MarkRuffalo daddy!!!!! Use my face as a trampoline

13 Celebrity Thirst Tweets Needing To Be Quenched

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15 Cute Cuddling Memes That Have Us Ready To Spoon| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Gende-Rioe C 1959 Why can't I ever be the little spoon. I want to feel safe and loved too.

15 Cute Cuddling Memes That Have Us Ready To Spoon

Men And Women Open Up About Uncomfortable Sex Encounters| Thumbnail Text - Property - Lostarchitorture · 23h Sudden back spasm. Not good. Had to stop. Made me feel really old. 14.1k Reply Share Report Save

Men And Women Open Up About Uncomfortable Sex Encounters

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality| thumbnail text - 6. The egg actually chooses the sperm Most of us imagine conception as a race to egg where the fastest sperm wins and gets to pass on its genes to the baby-to-be. This is false. In reality, eggs have sophisticated biological mechanisms that actively choose which sperm they allow in and it isn't always the first one to arrive. the

10 Random And Fascinating Facts About Human Sexuality

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awkward things people said during sex that killed the moment - thumbnail | Text - Master_Coke27 142 points · 7 hours ago She said "Angel don't stop" That's her brother's name Went home after that

Strangest Things People Said During Sex, Killing The Mood

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Woman's Funny 'Sexcapade' With Guy Who Was Disappointing In The Bedroom

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Men Spill The Tea On Minimum Requirements They Need To Have Sex

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex| thumbnail text - SynchronizedCalamity · 18h S 11 Awards We hadn't gotten very far, but I quickly moved down while she quickly moved up, and I broke my nose on her pelvic bone. She suddenly flipped the absolute fuck out, screaming at me about "ruining our night" as blood gushed out of my nose. Mind you this was like the second date. She continued to yell at me about how I needed to fix this (a total accident)

Fifteen Times People Had No Choice But To Walk Out Mid-Sex