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Tweets About How Parenting Is An Endless Cycle Of Being Ignored By Your Kids

Having kids is a really rewarding, selfless experience. Sometimes you're so selfless that you pay no mind to the fact that your kids don't acknowledge your existence. You're a grown adult, and being ignored by your own children doesn't hurt at all. Or at least that's what you tell yourself as you cry yourself to sleep at night. Parents who are ignored regularly by their children took to Twitter to share the latest ways their kids acted like they didn't exist. Scroll down for the best of 'em. 

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right
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Funniest Tweets About The Struggles Of Parenting Twins

Parenting one child at a time is a tough enough gig, but when you have twins, then it's hellfire and brimstone. Sure, having two for the price of one gives you twice as much cuteness, twice as much love, and twice as many photo opps. But twins also mean double the trouble, which is something the parents of Twitter know all about. These hilarious tweets about the harsh realities of raising twins will make you realize just how tough of a gig it can be, proving that two for the price of one isn't always better.




funny tweets about trials and tribulations of parenting twins | thumbnail text - SCOOB SAIBOT ... @BarkyBoogz First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like "????????" 4:39 PM Jul 25, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 68.6K Retweets 1,685 Quote Tweets 366.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 14, 2021)

Parents, you've made it through another week of keeping your offspring alive, and that's worth celebrating. But extra credit goes to the parents of Twitter, who provide us with daily entertainment while on the job, and it is a full-time job, which anyone with a child will confirm. So, here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which might make you feel better about your parenting techniques. Or lack thereof.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight on a weekly basis. Enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

Parenting is hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different! 

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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Memes About Daughters Being Dramatic And Full Of Sass

Being a parent is challenging at the best of times, but having a daughter is a new level of difficulty. The sass starts before they can even speak, and it gets worse the older they get, and once puberty hits, forget it; you've already lost. You might be under the illusion that raising daughters is sugar and spice and all things nice, but as many parents can attest to, it's not just boys who are hellraisers. These memes are for any parent raising daughters, who might be wondering where to find their mind again after they've lost it.

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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 2, 2021)

It's common knowledge that dads are super cringe, but they are precious and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets.


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

Children are supposed to be bundles of joy, God's ultimate gift to the planet Earth - so why in the world don't they start acting like it?! Instead of taking on their terrorizing offspring head-on, they have strategically chosen to hide and tweet about their parenting woes from the safety of said hiding spots. Hiding from your kids ain't much, but it's honest work. Here are the best parenting horror stories in sweet, concise tweets.

funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very entertaining. Let's be honest; nothing is funnier than frustrated parents tweeting about how they're handling their everyday struggles. From exhaustion to exasperation, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting Tweets. And here are last week's to check out if you want a double dose!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Reviewing Their Kids' 'Art'

Every parent thinks their kids are amazing, and they should! Every child deserves to feel special, loved, and encouraged. But... at what point does encouragement just become straight-up lies. When your child presents you with a page full of scribbles, well there's reason to praise your little Jackson Pollack, but after the fiftieth one in a row, you may find yourself running out of enthusiasm. Ah, the joys of parenting.

funny tweets from parents about their kids' artistic 'talents' | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 4-year-old drew face Where are my ears? 4: Mom says never use them. 12:24 AM May 30, 2016 Twitter Web Client 1,509 Retweets 5,380 Likes
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Parents Tweet About Their Kids Being Destructive Little Demons

Parenthood is a life-changing experience in so many wonderful ways. Raising your tiny humans and watching them grow is a beautiful experience, but it's also a messy one. Any parent will attest to their kids finding ways to ruin everything in their path—from spilling food on the floor to ruining your expensive makeup to drawing all over the walls. If there's a way to destroy something, they will. If you're a parent, you'll relate hard to these hilarious tweets from exasperated parents about the daily havoc their destructive kids wreak.

parents tweet about their kids causing mess and destruction everywhere | thumbnail text - Stephanie Ortiz @Six_Pack_Mom Did you know that 2 cups of Rice Krispies can cover an area of over 5 feet? Did you also know that the Krispies can be spilled & crushed in the time it takes an adult woman to pee? I do. Now.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Special Skills Parents Develop By Mistake

Parenting is an all-encompassing job. When you have kids, you somehow turn into a maid, a doctor, a nurse, a chef, an electrician a therapist, and a teacher overnight, all without a pay rise. But with your new and improved 'job' description, you pick up a bunch of skills that you wouldn't otherwise have learned. From knowing when the perfect time to throw away the flower your child picked for you, or how to shorten picture stories, the skills parents develop by mistake are useless in all other scenarios. These hilarious tweets from parents about the skills they picked up might just hit close to him if you have some little ones of your own. 

funny skills that parents picked up by mistake (twitter thread) | thumbnail text - SpacedMom @copymama ... There are certain instinctive mom skills that can't be taught. Like sensing exactly how long you have to hold on to a dandelion your kid picked for you before it's safe to discreetly toss it aside. 5:22 PM · Jun 8, 2019 · Twitter Web Client
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Parents Tweet About Their Kids' Creepy Imaginary Friends

Every parent wants their children to be as creative and curious as possible. After all, that's how they learn about the world. Kids don't usually use common sense, but rather their imagination, and don't get me wrong; it's a beautiful thing. But sometimes, especially when it comes to creating imaginary friends, things can get a little... creepy. Parents tweeting about the hilarious but bizarre imaginary friends their kids made up reveals how these 'friends' can have quite an impact on the rest of the family. Things went from cute to creepy real fast!

parents tweet about their kids creepy imaginary friends | thumbnail text - Beth Newell @bethnew Today my daughter told me one of her best friends is a dead girl named Hallie who hangs out at her daycare and hits her when she says bad words like "stupid." 3:46 AM · May 2, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 572 Retweets 296 Quote Tweets 17.2K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 16, 2021)

Dads don't get enough credit, even though they try their hardest. Well, sometimes. So each week, we collect the funniest dad tweets, which sum up the joys, woes, trials, and tribulations of parenting from their perspective. We know parenting is a tough gig, but at least the dads of Twitter give us some entertainment at the same time. You can check out last week's list when you're done, in case you missed it.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot l+) @VikingJonesy ... Took my kids sledding because it's the only way I can legally throw them down a hill 11:44 PM · Feb 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 113 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 530 Likes
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