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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jessie •.. @mommajessiec Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. My 7-year-old son has recently learned about the planet Uranus. 10:34 AM · Apr 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)

These parents know what's up

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Funniest Tweets From Parents About The Disaster That Is School Pick-Up| thumbnail text - Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler My 11 year-old was saying her bedtime prayers and she had the nerve to ask God for "mommy to be on time for school pick up tomorrow." I'VE BEEN LATE ONCE. 3:00 AM · Dec 22, 2017

Funniest Tweets From Parents About The Disaster That Is School Pick-Up

Straight up chaos

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho *giving my birthdate at the pharmacy 9: mom were you born in the 1900s? me: don't ever speak to me that way again

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)

These parents know how to crack jokes

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 17, 2022)| thumbnail text - mom mom mom mom mom @notmythirdrodeo 6yo: this is my boyfriend me: what's his name? 6yo, whispers to boy: what's your name? me: been there 4:03 PM · Mar 9, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (March 17, 2022)

Parenting is a lifestyle

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Tweets From Parents Who Know How Eloquently To Roast Their Kids| Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking me: are you dressed and ready to go? my kid: dadmann walking

Tweets From Parents Who Know How To Eloquently Roast Their Kids

Eloquent roasting is an art form

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 16, 2022)| thumbnail text - AparnaRC @Wordesse Have kids so you can get weird compliments like "You look nice in that dress, like a Saturday raisin." 10:44 PM · Feb 8, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Week (Feb 18, 2022)

The drama that is parenthood

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Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - Mom | Sleep & Wellness @themultiplemom I told my 6 yo we were having sandwiches for dinner. He told me he did too much homework to be eating a sandwich for dinner. 12:50 AM · Feb 3, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets From This Week (Feb 8, 2022)

Ah, the joys of parenting

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funny tweets from sarcastic moms who are done with parenting | thumbnail Katie Didn't ... @Pork_Chop_Hair [back at work after being a stay-at-home parent for many years] Me: alright, before this meeting starts, I want everyone to go pee. I don't care if you don't feel it, you need to try. 5:53 PM · Jun 16, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 1,766 Retweets 70 Quote Tweets 10.5K Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Moms Who Are Done With Parenting

Moms who have had it up to here

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relatable parenting memes for the parents who have had it up to here | thumbnail text - Me: be careful on that my kids: JACK ASS Hi i'm Johnny Knoxville welcome to jackass Literally Anything: *exists* 3 Year Old: Give it to me.

Memes For Exhausted Parents Who Have Had It Up To Here

Have a kids they said. It will be fun, they said

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funny parenting memes relatable to anyone with kids | thumbnail text - when the doorbell rings in the middle of bathtime Raw Motherhood @MetteAngerhofer Parenting hack: Tell much lamer bedtime stories than spouse so children will ask them instead every night.

Parenting Memes For The Exhausted Parents Out There

Parenting isn't always easy

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Font - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... Just saw my toddler holding a pillow over the face of her teddy bear while whispering "night night". I'm worried for my safety. 8:19 PM Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 103 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 600 Likes

Dad Tweets That Are A Hoot And A Half

The funny dads of Twitter

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Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles| Thumbnail text - Marissa ... @michimama75 5: I'm bad at this puzzle Me: you're trying your best! Mommy has a hard time with that one too! 5: yeah, because you're bad at it 7:02 PM · 1/16/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Nearly Made Us Spit Out Our Coffee From Chuckles

A rare state of joy

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

Or, a lack thereof

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter

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Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh| thumbnail text - MumlnBits @MumlnBits so turns out my kids still expect to be fed in 2022 10:44 PM · Jan 1, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Parenting Tweets That Had Us Entering 2022 With A Laugh

Parents get it

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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

Some perks are more clutch than others

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