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Funny And Brutally Honest Tweets From Parents About Their Kids' Artwork

Every child believes they are an artist in the making, and every parentknows that their kid can't draw for sh*t. Part of the parenting package is to keep up that facade for as long as possible, making your kid believe they are the next Picasso to boost their little self-esteem. But in tandem, parents also try getting away with throwing out as many of their kids' pictures as possible unnoticed, to avoid tantrums. Because there are only so many illegible drawings, you can have on the fridge before it just looks ugly and since you own the fridge, surely you should get a say on what's on it, right? These hilarious tweetssum up the brutally honest reviews parents have of their kids' artwork. 

funny and brutally honest tweets from parents about their kids' artwork | thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 6-year-old: *finds a picture she drew* Why was this in the trash? Me: 6: Me: It was too good. I didn't want to make your sisters jealous. 6:51 PM · Jul 6, 2016 Twitter for Android 655 Retweets 34 Quote Tweets 4,215 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 4, 2021)

Having kids brings you endless joy. After all, there's nothing like watching your children bloom into beautiful miniature humans. But along with the happy times, the parenting struggles are equally consuming. It's easy to lose your mind in the parenting journey, but it might make you feel a little better when you can get consolation from other parents. Twitter is full of parents who are also sick of their offspring, which is why the funny parenting tweets will give you endless entertainment. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, bringing you a dose of reality about life with kids.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom's out order @Mamaoutoforder been trying teach 3 do case an emergency. Yesterday tested her would do if found on floor and couldn't wake up could see her little brain working. She finally said would go into kitchen and eat anything want 3:55 PM Mar 28, 2021 Twitter iPhone 148 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1,077 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Showing How Seriously Their Kids Take Birthdays

Birthdays are a big event when you're a kid. They only come around once a year and a year feels like a millennium to a young child. Some families put a lot of emphasis on them but it only makes kids have higher and higher expectations, which can be dangerous. But hey, it's pretty cute how they get so excited. Here are some tweets that showcase that exact energy and how parents struggle to handle it. 



Funny tweets from parents showing how seriously their kids take birthdays | thumbnail text - *sigh*clops @aotakeo ... My daughter turned 5 today. She is currently having a meltdown bc she "still looks 4" 7:12 PM Feb 7, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 194 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 3,083 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 28, 2021)

Being a parent is no easy feat, and anyone with kids deserves a medal for all they do. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. So Twitter is the place to come to if you want appreciation, validation, or to vent about the parenting moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which will speak to your exhausted parenting soul.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets About The Struggles Of Raising Teenagers

Parenting only gets harder as your kids get older. It's all fun and games when they're innocent babies who can't talk back or partake in questionable activity, but teens are a whole nother breed of children. The parents of Twitter took to the platform to blast their own teen kids, and rant about the struggles of raising them. They just grow up so fast, and none of us are ready for the teen angst storm coming our way. Scroll down for the hilarious tweets. 


funny tweets about the difficulties of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - Christi Lukasiak ... @ChristiLukasiak How is it that my teenager feels free to scroll through my phone, check out my entire camera roll and read every last one of my text messages, but has a literal stroke if I make eye contact with her lock screen? 3:29 AM Jan 8, 2019 · Twitter Web App 168 Retweets 32 Quote Tweets 3,834 Likes
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Funniest Answers Parents Gave Their Kids Who Asked 'Where Do Babies Come From'

Every parent dreads the inevitable question all kids ask at some stage: "where do babies come from?" Because let's be honest, parents don't like the idea of their kids having sex, and kids most definitely don't want to think of their parents doing it either. So all-around, it's a pretty uncomfortable situation for everyone involved. But, it's one of those milestones that all parents have to go through, even though it doesn't always go as smoothly as they hope. And sometimes, it happens way earlier than parents intended to bring it up because kids are curious little f*cks. These hilarious tweets from parents whose kids asked them where babies come from will give you an insight into the more uncomfortable parenting moments.


funny tweets from parents answering their kids who ask 'where do babies come from | thumbnail text - Amanda Marcotte | Mediocre Mommy ... @storiesofamom Toddler: "Babies come from the baby store." Me:
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 21, 2021)

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but these days it's more difficult than ever. So what else is there to do, than to vent about your parenting problems on Twitter, for some global support and sympathy? The funniest parents of Twitter never fail to entertain us with their gripes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, which are all-too-relatable. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets for your entertainment. 


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes
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Funny Tweets About The Weird Names Kids Give To Things

It's no secret that kids are super weird, but that's what makes them so precious. As we turn into adults, we lose some of the creativity we had as children. Luckily, our own kids are here to share their weird thoughts and ideas with us. Parents have been sharing the weird names their kids give to things on Twitter. Ladies and gents, presenting the leaders of the future below! 



funny tweets about the weird names kids give to things | thumbnail text - Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 ... My son referred to some lady's cleavage as her "crack in the front" & I just can never unhear this now. 8:46 PM May 12, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 24 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 151 Likes
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Tweets About How Parenting Is An Endless Cycle Of Being Ignored By Your Kids

Having kids is a really rewarding, selfless experience. Sometimes you're so selfless that you pay no mind to the fact that your kids don't acknowledge your existence. You're a grown adult, and being ignored by your own children doesn't hurt at all. Or at least that's what you tell yourself as you cry yourself to sleep at night. Parents who are ignored regularly by their children took to Twitter to share the latest ways their kids acted like they didn't exist. Scroll down for the best of 'em. 

funny parenting tweets, repeat, ignore, funny twitter, things kids say, things parents say | Sarcastic Mommy @sarcasticmommy4 If on fence about having kids, repeat "Put shoes on, please" 100 times row until blinding rage see if 's right
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Funniest Tweets About The Struggles Of Parenting Twins

Parenting one child at a time is a tough enough gig, but when you have twins, then it's hellfire and brimstone. Sure, having two for the price of one gives you twice as much cuteness, twice as much love, and twice as many photo opps. But twins also mean double the trouble, which is something the parents of Twitter know all about. These hilarious tweets about the harsh realities of raising twins will make you realize just how tough of a gig it can be, proving that two for the price of one isn't always better.




funny tweets about trials and tribulations of parenting twins | thumbnail text - SCOOB SAIBOT ... @BarkyBoogz First woman that gave birth to twins was prolly like "????????" 4:39 PM Jul 25, 2018 · Twitter for iPhone 68.6K Retweets 1,685 Quote Tweets 366.8K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 14, 2021)

Parents, you've made it through another week of keeping your offspring alive, and that's worth celebrating. But extra credit goes to the parents of Twitter, who provide us with daily entertainment while on the job, and it is a full-time job, which anyone with a child will confirm. So, here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which might make you feel better about your parenting techniques. Or lack thereof.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight on a weekly basis. Enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

Parenting is hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different! 

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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Memes About Daughters Being Dramatic And Full Of Sass

Being a parent is challenging at the best of times, but having a daughter is a new level of difficulty. The sass starts before they can even speak, and it gets worse the older they get, and once puberty hits, forget it; you've already lost. You might be under the illusion that raising daughters is sugar and spice and all things nice, but as many parents can attest to, it's not just boys who are hellraisers. These memes are for any parent raising daughters, who might be wondering where to find their mind again after they've lost it.

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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 2, 2021)

It's common knowledge that dads are super cringe, but they are precious and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets.


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents Who Need To Constantly Hide From Their Kids

Children are supposed to be bundles of joy, God's ultimate gift to the planet Earth - so why in the world don't they start acting like it?! Instead of taking on their terrorizing offspring head-on, they have strategically chosen to hide and tweet about their parenting woes from the safety of said hiding spots. Hiding from your kids ain't much, but it's honest work. Here are the best parenting horror stories in sweet, concise tweets.

funny tweets from parents about hiding from your kids | thumbnail text - MichiMama ... @michimama75 Hiding from my family in the bathroom, drinking coffee. So far 2021 is more of the same. 5:23 PM - Jan 1, 2021 Twitter for iPhone
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