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funny parenting tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News ... @HomeWithPeanut I believe the children are our future. But my 3-year-old finished his juice & then got mad because he thought someone else finished his juice, so that future might be in trouble. 3:09 PM · Jul 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android 156 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 809 Likes

Tweets From Parents Who Are So Over Parenting

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets we saw this week - thumbnail | Text - Anna ... @AnnaDoesntWant2 The craziest thing about being a mom is how we'll make friends with anyone who lives near us and has kids the same age. You just killed a lady and turned her hair into a wig for your grandma? No thanks. Wait, did you say your kid is 3? Mine too! Come for dinner on Friday at 5:00? 7:45 PM Jul 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 238 Likes

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funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes

Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes

Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

Savage Truth Bombs Every Parent Wishes They Could Say About Their Kids | thumbnail text - Marcy G @BunAndLeggings Being a stay at home parent can be lonely and frustrating because the only people you get to talk to all day poop their pants and are complete assholes. 1:13 AM · Aug 6, 2019 · Twitter for Android 153 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 998 Likes

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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes

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pettiest things parents did to their kids | thumbnail text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland It may be petty but if my kid wakes me up one more Sunday before 5 AM, I'm taking the straw off her juice box when I pack her lunch. 3:22 PM · Jan 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 33 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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funny memes about the hell of raising teenagers | thumbnail text - *Edgy teenager encountering the slightest inconvenience in life* I have decided that I want to die. katie rosman ... @katierosman How being a mother of a teenager started -> how being a mother of a teenager is going

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Jessie @mommajessiec ... Welcome to parenthood. Sitting on the toilet? A child will be in to see you shortly. 7:47 PM · May 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 221 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,176 Likes

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