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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 8, 2020)

funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (June 21, 2020)

parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 31, 2020)

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funny parenting tweets | t2 Dad Retweeted Lyz Lenz @lyzl My daughter did an impression other day. She put on my sweater and yelled If bored empty dishwasher not restaurant working Nachos dinner again 1:06 am 22 May 2020 Twitter Android 1.7K Retweets 41.9K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 17, 2020)

Funny tweets by parents of teenagers | thumbnail text - Caroline Hirons @CarolineHirons The look of boredom on my teenager's face when I ask him to do anything for me. Yeah I was bored when I was in labour for days too but it got much more exciting when they cut me open because you were asleep and decided to disengage. HAPPY DAYS. 7:25 pm · 3 Mar 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1.3K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler pandemic is no excuse excessive screen time. Study after study has shown electronics are harmful young minds made difficult decision limit my children's iPad use no more than 14 hours day and hope do same. 11:06 pm 3 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 3K Retweets 30.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 10, 2020)

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Funniest parenting tweets | Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait keep using coronavirus excuse long after 's over. Kids: Dad, can go playground Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But three years ago cracking beer) Can't risk 11:43 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 45 Retweets 230 Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Kerry Howley @KerryHowley My son just asked if little had stay inside COVIDS 1 through 18 8:32 pm 1 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 54.3K Retweets 549.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 5th, 2020)

Funniest parenting tweets | Mommy Owl @Lhlodder IDK who needs hear this but don't wait until end quarantine discover never pulled kid's lunch out her backpack. 12:49 am 23 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 91 Retweets 579 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 29, 2020)

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funny parenting tweets | Bearer Dad News @HomeWithPeanut As sit isolation hours, planning keep safe distance my family hear them outside door, shouting words encouragement. Like my kids saying Make us breakfast And my wife adding GET OUT BATHROOM AREN'T SICK 4:05 pm 18 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 280 Retweets 1.5K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 22, 2020)

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

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