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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 15, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Somewhere a dad just traded his kid's bike for meth, but sure, l'm the "worst dad on earth" because youtube is buffering. 12:45 AM Dec 12, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 108 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 14, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 I'm writing a book. It's called, "I Wasn't Gonna Drink Tonight But." My children are my inspiration. 7:16 AM Dec 5, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 120 Retweets 10 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (December 6, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

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funny tweets about kids busting parents | thumbnail Text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy 000 I would never ever deface a book by tearing out a page. NEVER. But my 3 year old has started noticing when I skip pages during his bedtime story so now l'm kinda tempted.

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - hat Mom Tho 000 @mom_tho parenting young kids includes wishing they'd be quiet and anxiety rising when they are

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (October 25, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 Just when I thought we had turned a corner on this clusterfuck of a year, my daughter brought a recorder home from school.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 27, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - thumbnail text - The Dad THE DAD @thedad feel so bad I annoyed my son by making him pause YouTube for 2 seconds so he could come get the sandwich I made and cut into perfect triangles for him, my little prince

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (August 15, 2020)

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