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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.

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funniest parenting tweets - tweet about son who wiped booger on dads pillow | Scary Mommy @ScaryMommy My son wiped booger on pillow while were sitting on my bed watching TV. He saw my face and said Don't worry, Mommy Daddy's pillow guess 's fair. 7:11 PM Jul 31, 2020 Buffer

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funny tweets about bad ways parents apologize - cover pic tweet about parents ignoring then suddenly speaking to them again | @nour_xo789 Replying flstinifaerie *ignores 2-3 business days, huffing and puffing, not answering speak them, then magically starts talking

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Funniest parenting tweets | WTFDAD @daddydoubts Sure own kids are annoying, but have ever met other people's kids? 5:33 pm 4 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 241 Retweets and comments 1.2K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Self-confidence is my four year old asking turn off ceiling fan so he can show high he jumps. 4:40 pm 1 Jul 2020 Twitter iPhone 253 Retweets 1.7K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Robert Knop @FatherWithTwins Good news: My son cleaned his room Bad news: He found his harmonica 4:53 am 9 Jun 2020 Twitter iPhone 247 Retweets 1.6K Likes >

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parents tweet alone time funny twitter coronavirus quarantine parenting | Animal - Divergent Mama @Divergentmama Homeschooling Tip: if count Tiktok their rooms as kids music, dance and PE classes might get few hours alone peace.

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funny parenting tweets | 27 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Stone Cold Daddy @Stonecolddad316 "Daddy want mommy" is new Let speak fucking manager 3:18 pm 7 May 2020 Twitter Android 38 Retweets 109 Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | Not Nanny @not_thenanny just wanted five minutes drink my coffee so sent my kid other room look toy 's my pocket. Follow more parenting hacks. 5:42 pm 20 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 311 Retweets 1.6K Likes

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funny parenting tweets | t2 Dad Retweeted Lyz Lenz @lyzl My daughter did an impression other day. She put on my sweater and yelled If bored empty dishwasher not restaurant working Nachos dinner again 1:06 am 22 May 2020 Twitter Android 1.7K Retweets 41.9K Likes

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Funny tweets by parents of teenagers | thumbnail text - Caroline Hirons @CarolineHirons The look of boredom on my teenager's face when I ask him to do anything for me. Yeah I was bored when I was in labour for days too but it got much more exciting when they cut me open because you were asleep and decided to disengage. HAPPY DAYS. 7:25 pm · 3 Mar 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 1.3K Likes >

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Funniest parenting tweets | Mom On The Rocks Retweeted Moderately Mom @momtnbevlbe My kids brought me breakfast in bed, then proceeded to eat MY breakfast. If that doesn't sum up motherhood I don't know what does.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler pandemic is no excuse excessive screen time. Study after study has shown electronics are harmful young minds made difficult decision limit my children's iPad use no more than 14 hours day and hope do same. 11:06 pm 3 May 2020 Twitter iPhone 3K Retweets 30.3K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Brian Kieffer @bckietter My 7 y.o. put on a suit for his class Zoom this morning. My wife told me I needed to go see it so I popped my head in to grab a pic. He was concerned I was going to interrupt him and flashed me the I'm on a call hand signal. It took everything I have not to bust out laughing.

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Funniest parenting tweets | Dad and Buried @DadandBuried Can't wait keep using coronavirus excuse long after 's over. Kids: Dad, can go playground Sorry, guys. Quarantine. Kids: But three years ago cracking beer) Can't risk 11:43 pm 11 Apr 2020 Twitter iPhone 45 Retweets 230 Likes

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