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Hookup Culture Enthusiasts Reveal Their Funniest Anecdotes and Philosophies

Our lives are run by social media these days, and we're all about instant gratification. It comes as no surprise that hookup culture has been growing, thriving, and becoming the best version of itself. Whether or not you're a hookup culture participant, dating apps have been keeping the culture alive and well. The people of Twitter have some of their own thoughts to share about hookup culture, and what they have to say is hilarious. Scroll down for the best hookup tweets of this week. 

Funny tweets about hookup culture | thumbnail text - puta @crybabyriyuh me coming in a hookup vs leaving it CLOWN THEY THE RA NY SAVING GRACE HE MARIAH CAREY 11:43 AM - Apr 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Weekly Collection Of The Funniest 'Walk Of Shame' Tweets (April 8, 2021)

We've all experienced the walk of shame after a wild night out on the town. It's essentially a rite of passage to going out. The term has recently been redefined as "stride of pride," as people have been arguing that they're not ashamed that they had an awfully good time last night. Obvi, Twitter always gets in on the fun. People take to the platform on a weekly basis to share their own personal 'walks of shame,' and many have nothing to do with the morning after. Whether sex was actually involved or not, these tweets are hilarious. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text - The walk of shame from my front gate to my door with my third order of Uber eats
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People Reveal Their Most Shallow Turnoffs And Ridiculous Dealbreakers

When it comes to dating and hookup partners, we obviously wanna be attracted to our partner of choice. At the same time, we're all aware when we're being a bit ridiculous when it comes to turn-ons and turn-offs that we can't explain. Nonetheless, these are things that we simply cannot get off our minds when it comes to attraction and repulsion. A Reddit user started a thread about people's shallow turnoffs, and many were interestingly specific. Let us know if you relate to any turnoffs listed below, or if you have something to add to the turnoff table. 

People's most shallow turnoffs and dealbreakers | thumbnail text - Senepicmar 2 days ago If she has the same laugh as Janice from Friends
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Funniest Tweets About The Notorious 'Walk Of Shame' (April 1, 2021)

The walk of shame has become more iconic than shameful in recent years. There's nothing shameful about getting laid the night prior. Even if you look like absolute garbage right now, at least everyone you cross paths with knows you had a great time last night. Or at the very least, an okay night? I mean, everyone loves a good party. Either way, all is well in the world because now you get to happily skip on over to your own comfy bed! People constantly take to Twitter to joke about the walk of shame, and ya already know we're documenting the best ones on a weekly basis for y'all. 

Funny tweets about the walk of shame | thumbnail text -Wild KileTM ... @_crylee_ Thinking about a walk of shame I had in college wearing silver heels and a pink fur coat and the guy made me go to the dmv with him before brunch 10:41 PM · Mar 28, 2021 from Charlotte, NC · Twitter for iPhone
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People Redefine 'Netflix and Chill' On Their Own Ridiculously Funny Terms

In the last couple of years, 'Netflix and Chill' has become a staple in our internet meme vernacular. In case you're from another planet and need to gain more insight into Earth's strange culture, 'Netflix and Chill' is actually code for going over to someone's house and hooking up while a mediocre film plays in the background. So for those of you that were looking forward to watching a film, sorry in advance. Make plans for another night. People on Twitter have been bringing back the phrase in their own quirky ways, and we're so here for it. Scroll down to get a gist of what we mean. 

Funny tweets about Netflix and Chill | thumbnail text - Brad Williams ... @funnybrad Dating: Netflix and Chill Married: Netflix and explain who that guy is and what's happening 6:09 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Dating App Tweets Of The Week (March 25, 2021)

We're all out here trying to fill the empty void in our lives with love. By 2021, dating apps have taken the world by storm, serving as the tools that are meant to help us find love in this digital era. Tinder, OkCupid, Hinge, Bumble, or whatever app you're on - you're looking for love, but beneath the facade of love that the apps are poisonous strangers instead of the fuzzy good stuff we're all looking for. The people of Twitter know the disappointment of dating apps all too well and take to the platform to share their thoughts on a weekly basis. Scroll down for the funniest tweets about dating apps from this week. 

Funniest tweets about dating apps this week | thumbnail text - Gordon @bluesbroken Tinder profile V first date 6:47 PM · Mar 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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People Reveal The Wildest Messages They Ever Received On Dating Apps

Modern romance is something else. Meaning I'm not really sure it exists anymore. Dating apps have taken over all our phones in recent years, and we've all been the victims of some pretty strange messages. Twitter user @solodeauxleaux asked people to share the weirdest messages that they received on the apps, and things got super weird real quick. Whether it be women demanding money to score a date with them or men asking if someone is fertile, these messages are next level. Tinder, Hinge, OkCupid, Bumble - doesn't matter which app you use, none of us are safe. Scroll down for the craziest messages on the thread

Twitter users share the wildest messages they have received on dating apps | thumbnail text - did you wear that suit to a funeral? i like funerals nope, actually, it was for a business presentation. why do you like funerals Sent they turn me on just like you in that suit
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Fifteen Types Of Made Up Relationships People Use To Avoid Labels

When convincing my friends to take a leap of faith and pursue things with someone they think they might like, I try to push them by saying, "What's the worst that can happen? Either you break up or you get married. Those are the two options." But really, after further analysis, I can see now that there are really many MANY more directions a relationship can go in. I can think of 15 now, but until these apps manage to completely distort our dating experiences, and entirely hinder our ability to meet people ~organically~, well this is what I got for ya.

Fifteen kinds of non-relationships that we all know and love, and hate| text - Cartoon,Facial expression,Sharing,Gesture,Happy,Fictional character,Animated cartoon,Art,Illustration,Fun
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Guys All Women Encounter At Weddings

Ah, wedding season. You've made it to yet another day celebrating the union of two hotties with mediocre personalities adorable lovebirds, and you're feeling good as hell. If you're a bridesmaid, you put your blood, sweat, tears, and savings into the bridesmaid dress, keeping the bride happy, and planning the bachelorette party and the bridal shower. Now, you finally have room to breathe, and you're ready to have a fucking ball. If you're just a mere guest, you still spent a substantial amount of money on the wedding gift, and you want to ensure you get back on your investment through gorgeous groomsmen and an open bar. Besides, love is in the air today, right? Everyone deserves in on some of that action.

Yep, love is in the air for the groom and bride… just maybe not for you. Guys at weddings may look fire on the surface, but you'll soon discover that they're fire alright - total dumpster fires. Below is a list of guys you encounter at weddings. Set your standards low now, ladies. You got a tsunami of disappointment headed your way. God bless the open bar.



guys all women meet at weddings | thumbnail of man dancing at wedding Text - The Hype Man This guy brings a whole new meaning to the term Party Animal. His love language? “Chug! Chug! Chug!" and the Cha-Cha Slide. Just when you think he’s about to go in for a platonic kiss towards the end of the wedding, he passes out on your shoulder.
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Dating Nightmares: Naughtiest Office Holiday Hook Up Stories

Whether sexual tension has been brewing between colleagues all year or the spiked punched got people feeling a little frisky and in the mood for some sexy holiday party hookups. But what good are these sexy holiday party hookup stories if we don't share them with the world? We teamed up with The Single Society to share the most scandalous office party experiences that left these women feeling naughty AND nice.

people reveal their naughtiest office holiday hookup stories | thumbnail includes pop art image | I'm so good Santa came twice | I like my stocking fully stuffed
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My Dating Nightmare: Guy's 40-Year-Old Roommate Saw Me Naked

As many of you can attest, one-night stands can be awkward at the best of times. But when your hookup of choice's roommate shares his bedroom with another guy, you've got yourself a whole new level of uncomfortable morning chit-chat. Welcome to the latest in our series of hilarious, horrible, and awkward real-life dating stories from women currently navigating the world of online dating in New York City.

pop art illustration about awkwardness of NYC one-night stand - funny story about guy's roommate seeing her naked in the morning | IT'S BEEN TOO LONG SINCE I FELT MORTIFYING REGRET OF A ONE NIGHT STAND l woke up and found myself standing completely naked in front of a strange man almost equally as exposed as I was save for his tighty whities sleeping on the futon.
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My Dating Nightmare: Real Women Reveal Their Crazy Summer Hookups

Most of us have had a summer romance or two, filled with drunken nights on the beach, sex under the stars, and inevitable raging hangovers the next morning. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side of us all, making us do things we would never do back home and giving us memories that will last forever. vacation hookups are the best, and the memories they leave us with usually last forever. There's something about being abroad that brings out the adventurous side in us all, and together with The Single Society, we bring you stories from real women who told us their craziest summer hookup accounts, sex and all. 

women reveal crazy summer hookups - cover image “While camping in a remote area on the Great Wall of China, I hit it off with a guy. We wandered off by ourselves, one thing led to another and before I knew it I was bent over. Yes, I had sex on the Great Wall of China.”
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Love And Relationship Memes In The Time Of Coronavirus

We're living through a future history lesson right now... in 50 years, possibly even less, they'll be studying the Covid-19 era in classrooms, analyzing our behavior during this difficult time. And one of the things they'll look at is the way love and relationships went down during quarantine. These memes are a snapshot of the upside-down Coronavirus world we find ourselves in, showing how the pandemic is making and breaking relationships. 

coronavirus relationship tweet memes funny covid-19 sex hookup | MIR @PrayyboiCarti probably catch Coronavirus before catch feelings tbh
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