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Guys All Women Encounter During Peak Wedding Season

Ah, wedding season. You've made it to yet another day celebrating the union of two hotties with mediocre personalities adorable lovebirds, and you're feeling good as hell. If you're a bridesmaid, you put your blood, sweat, tears, and savings into the bridesmaid dress, keeping the bride happy, and planning the bachelorette party and the bridal shower. Now, you finally have room to breathe, and you're ready to have a fucking ball. If you're just a mere guest, you still spent a substantial amount of money on the wedding gift, and you want to ensure you get back on your investment through gorgeous groomsmen and an open bar. Besides, love is in the air today, right? Everyone deserves in on some of that action.

Yep, love is in the air for the groom and bride… just maybe not for you. Guys at weddings may look fire on the surface, but you'll soon discover that they're fire alright - total dumpster fires. Below is a list of guys you encounter at weddings. Set your standards low now, ladies. You got a tsunami of disappointment headed your way. God bless the open bar.



guys all women meet at weddings | thumbnail of man dancing at wedding Text - The Hype Man This guy brings a whole new meaning to the term Party Animal. His love language? “Chug! Chug! Chug!" and the Cha-Cha Slide. Just when you think he’s about to go in for a platonic kiss towards the end of the wedding, he passes out on your shoulder.
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Woman Hooks Up At Bachelorette Party, Ends Up Stranded On Island With No Passport

Sometimes we do dumb things when we are drunk and horny. And sometimes those things are SO dumb they put us into some serious fucking credit card debt for years to come. Kind of like this woman, who was just trying to have some fun at a bachelorette party with a cruise ship employee until things got DRASTICALLY out of hand, leaving her stranded in a foreign country. BUT! She was generous enough to share this hilariously awful sexcapade with the universe by putting it on the Internet and for that, we thank her and as always, we do not judge.

Woman Hooks Up At Bachelorette Party, Ends Up Stranded On Island With No Passport | thumbnail text - "So here I was, stranded in Jamaica, with only $50 in cash and the bikini on my body..."
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Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

Hookup culture has been having a moment for quite some time now, but we're starting to think it's not all it's cracked up to be. A whole lot of effort goes into dick appointments, and often, we discover that the D wasn't even worth all the prep. There have also been times where we got super hyped up and ready to go, only to have him cancel last minute to play video games with his homies. So rude, and so not worth our time. The horny women of Twitter know the triumphs and defeats of dick appointments all too well and constantly share their struggles on the platform for the world to see. Scroll down for the funniest tweets from this week. 

dick appointment tweets | thumbnail text - bellyb @corpsefucker421 ... gonna make an app where u can rate dude's dick down game like yelp. rate the dick appointment out of 5 stars, let others know if it was worth your time or not 2:55 PM · Jul 19, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Walks Of Shame That Have Nothing To Do With The Morning After Sex

Urban Dictionary defines the walk of shame as "the walk from another person(s) house, apartment, condo, dorm, van, bar, park bench or other; to your place of residence wearing the same clothes you had on the night before. Typically used when someone leaves the home of a sexual escapade (quite possibly with someone you met the night before) in the morning; hair sticking out in all directions, lines on your face, and missing at least one article of clothing.

However, according to the people of Twitter, the walk of shame could be any walk that occurs after an embarrassing moment. Based on what we've read on the platform so far, there are enough moments of mortification to go around on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best non-sexual walks of shame. 

walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Font - Serena Monsoon @Serena_Monsoon I can't wait for the next work-from-home company survey where under reasons I enjoy working from home I can write, "I enjoy the privacy of stress crying in my own bed over having a breakdown in the bathroom and having to do the red-eye'd walk of shame back to my desk" 2:38 AM · Jul 10, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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Woman's Awkward Sexting Session Get's Shown On Family TV In Front Of Grandma

For anyone who has been living under a rock, the term 'sexting' stands for a combination of sex and texting. Sexting is the act of sending sexual text messages. It often also involves sending nude or seminude photos and explicit videos of yourself. Sexting can be a lot of fun and can certainly spice up a relationship, especially during times of absence. With more technological devices than we know what to do with and all of them somehow linked together, unsafe sexting can be a real danger. Just ask this girl, whose virtual sexcapade was unfortunately shared with her entire family! Please enjoy this Sexcapade story, and PLEASE practice safe sexting!

Woman's Awkward Sexting Session Get's Shown On Family TV In Front Of Grandma | thumbnail text - "My entire family was sitting around the TV when a naughty video of my BF was splashed across the screen for everyone's viewing horror."
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Sexual And Non-Sexual Walks Of Shame Which Made Us Giggle

Walks of shame are all the rage right now, and not just the ones that occur the morning after a sexual encounter. Every day, we embarrass ourselves in some shape or form. Naturally, the walk of shame follows our most mortifying moments. Everyone saw, and there's nothing left to do except walk with our head hung low and our eyes on the floor. Be sure not to make eye contact with anyone either. It'll only make the shame worse. People on Twitter are putting their best walks of shame on blast for the world to see. Here are our faves. 

walks of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cat Herder ... @echo262 Going outside to sweep up the husks of bent sparklers, burnt out boxes of sparkling fountains and crushed cardboard tubes from jumping jacks is the Fourth of July equivalent of the walk of shame. 5:02 PM · Jul 5, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Woman Stranded In Thai Jungle And Misses Flight Home After Hookup Goes Wrong

We've all made bad decisions, especially when there is lots of alcohol, a sexy Australian, and a high libido involved. Right?? This girl certainly has. This Sexcapade story is one that starts off seemingly innocent but lands a girl in real danger.  Keep in mind these things are only funny because no one actually got hurt! If you have a hilariously bad/funny/downright weird sexual experience to share with the entire universe, don't be shy! Share that shit right here

Woman Stranded In Thai Jungle And Misses Flight Home After Hookup Goes Wrong | thumbnail text - The moral of the story is, no sex is worth a trek through a mafia/mosquito infested Thai jungle.
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Cheeky Ways To Respond To 'What Are We' Instead Of Actually Defining The Relationship

Defining the relationship can be super awks, especially in this day and age. You could tell that your casual hookup has caught the feels for you, and if you don't feel the same way, that conversation might not be one you want to have. Luckily for you, Redditors came up with a genius thread about how to respond when your summer fling asks the dreaded question: "what are we?" Instead of being mature and honest about it, you could avoid responding entirely with the wonderfully hilarious one-liners below.

funny ways to respond to what are we | thumbnail text - WinstonChurchillin · 9h "What are any of us, really?" (then look off in existential thought)
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Woman's 'Sexcapade' Turns Awkward After Guy Finds Picture Of Himself In Her Nightstand

At some point in every man-loving human's life, they will (hopefully) discover their 'unicorn penis.' This is essentially the 'perfect' penis, whatever that may mean to the beholder. Whether it be the perfect size, girth, or shape, or it's just simply attached to a person who has given you the absolute best sex of your life. However, it can often result in awful decision-making and potentially put you in prison. This woman, fortunately, did NOT end up in prison, but when she finally got a chance to reunite with the man attached to the beloved unicorn member, things got, well...weird. Read about this hilariously awful Sexcapade on Cheezcake! 

Woman's Awkward 'Sexcapade' With Guy Who Finds Picture Of Himself In Her Nightstand | thumbnail text - sexcapades ridiculous tales of sexual debauchery...
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The Walk Of Shame Is Officially More About Fame Than Being Ashamed

Breaking news: the walk of shame is officially nothing to be ashamed about. We would say you heard it here first, but you probably heard it on Twitter first. People openly tweet about their personal walks of shame on a weekly basis, many of which have nothing to do with the morning after sex. When people publicly broadcast their most shameful moments, it doesn't really seem like they're especially ashamed of it. Hence, the walk of shame has transitioned to the walk of fame. Does your walk of fame moment compare to the ones below? Let us know in the comments. 

Walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Cheno ... @ChenoJPinter Petition to switch out "Walk of Shame" and put in "Stomp of Glory" 6:50 PM · Jun 13, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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Hot Girl Summer Things That Are Actually Hot Girl Bummers

We've all been going hard ringing in Vaxxed and Waxed Hot Girl Summer 2021, but going hard takes an awful amount of effort and energy that we don't always have. Contrary to popular belief, hot girls have problems too. Average people seem to forget that we're just like you, except we're hot. Being hot 24/7 for an entire season can be challenging, and there are definitely some roadblocks along the way. The only way to lift our spirits is to open up about our hot girl problems, so here we are. Below are the hot girl bummers that keep us sweaty and sad, yet somehow we still manage to stay sexy against all odds. We honestly don't know how we do it either. 

Hot girl summer problems | thumbnail text - you can't have hot girl summer without the sun, but on the other hand, the sun is the cause of all our sweaty misery.
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Women Tell Their Wildest Summer Vacation Hookup Stories

There is something about the sweet smell of summertime and the pure existential joy of vacation that really gets the hormones flowing! Whether it be the tanned summer bodies, the excess tequila, or a combination of both, nothing says 'livin' libido loca' quite like a summer vacation! We have teamed up with dating blog The Single Society to share with you some of the wildest summertime sexcapade stories for your reading pleasure. If YOU have a wild/funny/cringeworthy summertime hookup story, be sure to spread good karma and share it with the world here

women tell their wildest summer vacation hookup stories | thumbnail text - Livin' libido loca! "My parents ended up calling the police and discovering that I was NOT missing, I had just been arrested for indecent exposure"
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Here's How Women Let Men Know They're DTF

If you're wondering how in the world the female psyche works when it comes to sexuality, we got you covered. A Redditor asked Reddit women how they let men know when they're horny, and the thread totally blew up. While some women are more discreet and demure, other women are way more direct, choosing to tell men exactly what they want. Apparently, simply saying "I'm horny" will work wonders. How do you let dudes know you're ready to rumble? Let us know in the comments. 

How women let men know they're horny | thumbnail text - PhreedomPhighter · 1h a I do a loud mating call. That way if my man doesn't want to then someone nearby will hear it and come running.
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Here's Your Monthly HOEroscope, Shave Accordingly

You've read countless horoscope predictions, but none of them have ever solely focused on what's really important - sex, duh! The universe runs on sex, hence sex is intrinsically connected to the stars. What I'm telling you that your sex life is based entirely on your astrology, not to mention Mercury being in retrograde. It seems like Mercury is always in retrograde, but I digress. Back to your sex life.

We're thrilled to present your monthly HOEroscopes, where we determine your sexual future based on the cosmos. Because science, b*tch. May the D be ever in your favor this week. 

Sexual horoscopes | thumbnail text -m, メ me II HOEroscopes Sex and the Stars u up? Pd
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Guys All Women Encounter At The Club

Just in time for hot girl summer, we're all out and about on the town again, which means we're moving drinks in the living room to drinks at the club. In case you've forgotten how social interactions at the club work (or how social interactions work in general), ya girl is here to refresh your memory. To optimize your night out, you need to know who to befriend, and who to look out for. Because I'm such a good friend, I've compiled a list of eight types of guys you meet at the club so you can prepare adequately before getting too intoxicated to tell the difference. Always remember the golden rule, Cheezcakers: prep yourself before you wreck yourself

Guys women encounter at the club | thumbnail text - Awkward Hoverer A clubbing first-timer (or his friends cancelled on him at the last minute), this guy will hover around your friend group and dance awkwardly forever - until you let him into your circle. If you're feeling generous, adopt him for the night. Cheers to new friends!
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This Week's Funniest Walk Of Shame Tweets

The walk of shame has become a staple of American pop culture, but Twitter has proven that it's not only related to the morning after sexual escapades. The walk of shame covers anything shameful, whether you forgot to buy one necessary item on your grocery store run, you embarrass yourself in a pathetic attempt to parallel park, or you do something stupid at home alone - but you witnessed your own downfall so it's still embarrassing. Scroll down for this week's shameful tweets. 

funny tweets about walk of shame | thumbnail text - . jaq @cheddarsink ... walked alone all the way to the tennis courts and then found out they were occupied and i was too socially awkward to tell them that i booked it so i just. left. and did the walk of shame back home. 10:47 AM · May 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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