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Funny tweets about vibrators | thumbnail text -  dan ... @dadopotamus my 3 year old walked into our living room with company over and started belting out her favorite song using my wife's vibrator as her microphone. this is the single greatest moment of my life. 11:31 PM · May 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Vibrator Tweets Which Made Us Vibrate With Laughter

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Woman's Secret Affair With Manager Goes Too Far At Holiday Party| thumbnail text - Our company's holiday party was coming up and I was actually going to receive the president's award for having the highest sales numbers.

Woman's Secret Affair With Manager Goes Too Far At Holiday Party

Some affairs are better in theory
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How women let men know they're horny | thumbnail text - PhreedomPhighter · 1h a I do a loud mating call. That way if my man doesn't want to then someone nearby will hear it and come running.

Here's How Women Let Men Know They're DTF

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walk of shame tweets | thumbnail text - Kellalena @topaz_kell It's not a walk of shame if you do the YMCA to your car. 12:23 AM · Dec 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

It's Not A Walk Of Shame If We Follow These 15 Twitter Tips

More like a walk of fame
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When My Drunk Date Peed All Over My Clothes After We Hooked Up

Clearly the last date
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Women Tweet About The Triumphs And Defeats Of Hookup Appointments

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Several days later my mom mentioned at the dinner table that the entire neighborhood was sent an email saying the cameras caught two people in an 'indecent act' at the community pool at 3 AM and how it is unacceptable.

Woman Nearly Caught On Camera Doing The Dirty In A Community Pool

Pics or it didn't happen
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Funny tweets about club promoters | thumbnail text - jordan ... @spicyfusilli some kid at sleepaway camp once sucker punched me and I had to get 4 stitches in my lip when was 10. he is now a Miami club promoter and it all makes so much sense. 6:52 PM · Apr 3, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

People Explain Why Club Promoters Are The Bane Of Their Existence

Club promoters need to lose this number
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Some Real Deal Science Behind The Art Of Dealing With A F*** Boy| thumbnail text - 1.The amygdala, the part of your brain that controls fear responses, shows less activity when you're in love. The frontal cortex of your brain is responsible for judgment and predicting future outcomes. When you're falling for someone, that cortex goes dark (figuratively).

Some Real Deal Science Behind The Art Of Dealing With A F*** Boy

Get out your pencils and pens
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15 Toxic Dating App Tweets Of The Week

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ways people got laid | thumbnail text - Human body - MONKEH1142 · 7h Spent the evening jokingly pretending to be Irish and married with an also completely non Irish lady in the smokers corner. Many jokes were had. She put her arms around my shoulders and said "take me home paddy and show me that you love me". So I did.

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Best Halloween Walk Of Shame Stories| thumbnail text - I was dressed as a gorilla with not much underneath because it was really hot in there. I got hammered and went home with a girl. I woke up with dried vomit crusted into the fur of my gorilla costume. Since my ride went home with someone else I had to take a city bus home...as a puke encrusted gorilla.

Best Halloween Walk Of Shame Stories

Best and worst
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Man Does Ultimate Halloween Walk of Shame Through NYC

It happens to the best of us
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Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

Beware of the f*ckboy
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Men And Women Open Up About Uncomfortable Sex Encounters

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Man Goes Psycho On Uber Driver During A Date| thumbnail text - Chris actually had the nerve to text me the next day and I told him I don't believe assault is condoned in the Bible.

Man Goes Psycho On Uber Driver During A Date

Red flags are flying everywhere
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