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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Funniest Tweets Written By Women | big stupid dumbass @andreagoesmeow Can't believe spent 11 years my life asking teachers if allowed use bathroom and sometimes be told no fuck 5:01 am 9 Feb 2020 Ohio, USA Twitter iPhone 107K Retweets 551.4K Likes

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Funniest relationship tweets | tweet by Susanna L Harris @SusannaLHarris My boyfriend has no mental illness and 's weirdest shit know he does he's tired? Goes bed he's hungry? Eats snack he's drunk? Stops drinking don't get

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Funniest parenting tweets | tweet by Lexi Brown, PhD @lexilafleur My 2 yo daughter watched Super Bowl halftime show. She's now stripper and selling pictures her feet online. She's supporting entire family and never been more proud.

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Funniest relationship tweets of the week | tweet by cam spence @CamGurrrl my boyfriend is ABSOLUTELY REFUSING do this sex position where he sits at piano and plays song about and lie on bed and shed single perfect tear

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