funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Wholesome tweets of the week | christine lynn herman @christineexists my friends routinely have "bracket nights" where pick 16 something (tonight 's "types chairs argue about them until crown winner there is something magnificent about watching grown ass adults lose over whether rocking chair or recliner is better

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Funniest relationship tweets |  t7 Boyd's Backyard™ Retweeted Boyd's Backyard TheBoydP Couples have an amount they can spend up without discussing with each other. Mine is around $50. My wife's is around $643.27. Apparently

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Elsa, twitter, Neil deGrasse Tyson, frozen, face, funny tweets, scientist, comments | tweet by Neil deGrasse Tyson @neiltyson Not anybody asked, but if Elsa Frozen" has Human-sized Head then she has Horse-sized Eyeballs occupying 4x normal volume within her cranium just sayin 4:08 AM Feb 24, 2020 Twitter iPhone 6.6K Retweets 66.7K Likes

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girl scout cookies tweets funny lol twitter | tweet by Criminelle Law @CriminelleLaw Yeah ate 2 boxes Girl Scout cookies today and l'll do again tomorrow, too are doing support female entrepreneurs? 1,044 3:58 AM Feb 11, 2019

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funniest tweets by women | halle @teechalamet if timothée chalamet's name spelled timothy chalamet he wouldn't be nearly as successful can't explain why but 's true 4:17 pm 18 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 18.6K Retweets 178.7K Likes

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Funniest parenting tweets | Jessie @mommajessiec being lowered into my grave My kids throw laundry on top my casket

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funny British tweets | fatuma @fatumakhaireh Do remember Bridget Jones considered loser having full-time job PR and having our own flat zone one London and being single

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Wholesome tweets of the week | tweet by Harry @wroetoshaw Gave my Dad Mr Bean cut out Christmas and he's been moving around house scare my Mum pics of a rowan atkinson cardboard cut out standing in different locations in a house

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Funniest relationship tweets | Dad DAD @thedad Marriage is finding balance between not losing who are as an individual and understanding she's right, Star Wars posters bedroom isn't good look.

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life hacks, adult, funny tweets, twitter, life skills, adulting | tweet Text - Alexa Cramer @al4exy Follow Replying to @jdesmondharris I can't properly hard boil or soft boil an egg. It seems simple but I find a way to f it up every time. If someone in the family wants eggs they get scrambled no matter what they ask for. 4:20 PM - 5 Aug 2019

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vacation, kids, parents, funny tweets, nightmare, tweets, twitter, camping, holiday | tweet by dax shepard @daxshepard There are men who have scaled Everest who wouldnt dare travel with two kids under 3 warrior #dadbeast. 8:59 PM Dec 29, 2015 Twitter Android 80 Retweets 940 Likes

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Funniest Tweets Written By Women | big stupid dumbass @andreagoesmeow Can't believe spent 11 years my life asking teachers if allowed use bathroom and sometimes be told no fuck 5:01 am 9 Feb 2020 Ohio, USA Twitter iPhone 107K Retweets 551.4K Likes

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jimmy fallon, fired, funny tweets, job, twitter, work | tweet by Jayme Really @JaymeMckenna #HowlGotFired went work one day and my manager explained our meeting previous day, while sleeping, she had fired.

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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week | tweet by Professional Worrier @pro_worrier_ According labor laws allowed an hour lunch and two fifteen minute breaks Store Manager: Ma'am don't work here and not watching kids

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