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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

Funny parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland No one is full more false hope than parent making colorful daily schedule their kids during Covid- 19 quarantine. 3:55 am 14 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 294 Retweets 2.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

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Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

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Savage Responses For Girl's Tweet About Dress Ordered Online

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Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 10, 2020)

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The Best #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf Tweets

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Our Users Let Predictive Keyboard Determine Their Horror Movie Death

Funniest parenting tweets | t7 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Sorry my toddler is being an asshole hoping he's working on new milestone, but might just be who he is now

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2020)

Funniest women tweets | Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Today completed chore have been putting off six months took 15 minutes will learn nothing this.

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People Let Predictive Keyboards Determine Their Deaths In Horror Movies, Hilarity Ensues

Funniest women tweets | gaychel @lameravioli LESBIAN RINTS spotify is best relationship ever had like hey um didn't really like song and spotify's like my queen am S0 sorry even SUGGESTING dreadful song will never make such disgusting mistake again please forgive and let rub feet

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

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Song Lyrics Vs CDC: Coronavirus Prevention

funny tweets, roasting, women, men, tweets, twitter, battle of the sexes | tweet by rehana @bhviyan boys literally don't post ANYTHING on social media guy could be getting married and he'll only post like sunset on his story

This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets

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Funny Tweets About Pizza For Your Inner Italian

Funniest tweets by women | Kels @kels1643 only 22 and so burnt out LOL am supposed do another 60 YEARS work hate here 5:23 am 26 Feb 2020 Twitter iPhone 77.3K Retweets 291.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 2nd, 2020)

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27-year-old brother starts referring to sister's new baby as his "son," his girlfriend considers break up as he starts planning his life around his nephew: "That's what a father does"

27-year-old brother starts referring to sister's new baby as his "son," his girlfriend considers break up as he starts planning his life around his nephew: "That's what a father does"

65-year-old mom sells adult son's "forever home" after he moves in and treats her like a maid, banishes her to guest suite when she's not doing chores: "I feel unappreciated"

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27-year-old refuses to pitch in for boyfriend's mom at her birthday dinner after she openly refers to her as a temporary girlfriend: "She treats me like I'm just some random he picked up off the street"

27-year-old refuses to pitch in for boyfriend's mom at her birthday dinner after she openly refers to her as a temporary girlfriend: "She treats me like I'm just some random he picked up off the street"

'I learned from the best, Dad': 18-year-old daughter brings a 38-year-old fake date to the family gathering to make a point about her dad's girlfriend being 25 years younger, revealing her family's hypocrisy in the process

'I learned from the best, Dad': 18-year-old daughter brings a 38-year-old fake date to the family gathering to make a point about her dad's girlfriend being 25 years younger, revealing her family's hypocrisy in the process