funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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twitter panic purchase coronavirus COVID-19 shopping store shop admit obscure | Brandy Jensen @BrandyLJensen everyone's weirdest panic purchase my brain glitched and bought three types jam

People Admit Their Obscure COVID-19 Panic Purchases

coronavirus rhapsody twitter funny meme tweet COVID-19 musical lyrics song | Dana Jay Bein DJB danajaybein lost my mind wrote Coronavirus Rhapsody: Is this sore throat? Is this just allergies? Caught lockdown No escape reality | see little silhouette man douche douche did he even wash his hands though security is tightening very very frightening Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low (gotta lay low) Gotta lay low masturbate Masturbate

Guy Writes Coronavirus Rhapsody For Our Entertainment

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relationship tweets | Johnny LaZebnik @jlazebnik attention: due fear getting coronavirus will not be having boyfriend at this time is only reason! please do not believe rumors no one is interested" or make very difficult love 12:45 am 11 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 56K Retweets 279.1K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

Celebrities tweets about the corona | Conan O'Brien @ConanOBrien Lori Loughlin is wondering Coronavirus got into Princeton and her kid didn't. 6:16 pm 12 Mar 2020 Twitter Web App 5.7K Retweets 57.5K Likes

Twenty Tweets By Celebrities Who Are Dealing With The Coronavirus Just Like Us

coronavirus relationship tweet memes funny covid-19 sex hookup | MIR @PrayyboiCarti probably catch Coronavirus before catch feelings tbh

Love And Relationship Memes In The Time Of Coronavirus

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Funny women tweets | Nikki Insana @Nikkilnsana telling my professor who can't stop YouTube autoplayer playing next video is going teach classes online? This should be good. 6:40 pm 11 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 104.3K Retweets 594.2K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 16, 2020)

funny coronavirus tweets humor spread twitter virus twitter | Jason Mustian @jasonmustian Oh sweet wondering every corporation l've ever given my email handling COVID-19.

No One Can Quarantine These Coronavirus Tweets

Funny parenting tweets | Simon Holland @simoncholland No one is full more false hope than parent making colorful daily schedule their kids during Covid- 19 quarantine. 3:55 am 14 Mar 2020 Twitter iPhone 294 Retweets 2.3K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 15, 2020)

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relationship tweets | smartass_moms @smartass_moms My husband and had an argument yesterday went bed angry woke up bacon egg cheese thought wow he's really making an effort ate Turns out wasn't 4:01 pm 7 Mar 2020 Twitter Android 67 Retweets 1.2K Likes

Funniest Relationship Tweets We Scrolled Past This Week

parenting tweets coronavirus funny twitter kids | Nick Turner @NewsyNick 9-year-old said she heard cornavirus made up by adults trick kids into washing their hands asked who told her this and she said kid at school Now just pray this kid doesn't know post Twitter thread.

Funny Tweets From Parents Amid Coronavirus Confusion

online shopping expectations vs reality funny tweets twitter dress savage response | Lauren Thompson @laurensophie01 Guess I’ll be ordering a new dress for Saturday then cheers @OfficialPLT

Savage Responses For Girl's Tweet About Dress Ordered Online

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Funny Viral Tweet About Reality Of Undergoing Anesthesia For Surgery

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This Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets - (March 10, 2020)

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The Best #DeleteTheirPhoneNumberIf Tweets

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Funniest parenting tweets | t7 Sarcastic Mommy Retweeted Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe Sorry my toddler is being an asshole hoping he's working on new milestone, but might just be who he is now

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2020)