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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners | thumbnail text - Оpal @PamCamp60217334 Replying to @JessicaValenti When I turned 40 I wanted to go blonde. Unfortunately my brunette hair didnt take it well. When my 8 YO daughter got off the bus that day the first thing she said was "I hope you can wash that out". 11:32 PM · Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Kids Roast Their Parents With Brutal One-Liners

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner| thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Uni... @XplodingUnicorn Wife: You smell like bacon. Me: Thanks. Wife: It wasn't a compliment. Me: There's literally only one way to take that. 10:01 PM · Nov 26, 2021 2.1K Û Share this Tweet

Funny Marriage Tweets That Highlight Exactly How Real You Can Become With Your Partner

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Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers| thumbnail text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal my 4 year old realizing that l gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and that her mom gave her her vitamin gummies this morning and pacing around worried like she's gonna OD 7:27 PM · Nov 20, 2021 954 O 17 1, Share this Tweet

Dad Tweets From Some Seriously Funny Fathers

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Mohit Gulati @desimojito They said dating apps are the best place to find a husband, but they didn't say someone else's husband. 11:41 AM · Nov 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

15 Tweets That Made Us Question Why We're Still On Dating Apps

people are sharing their 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' and the differences are huge | thumbnail Text - Iveezy @Bloody5lveezy 00 My parents at 24 vs me at 24 3:33 AM Dec 7, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 67.7K Retweets 3.9K Quote Tweets 633.8K Likes

People Roast Themselves By Posting 'My Parents VS Me At The Same Age' Photos On Twitter

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - god's favorite @lil_morgy imagining michelangelo standing before a block of marble and saying, "time to make content" 8:34 PM Jul 7, 2021 · Twitter Web App 14.4K Retweets 416 Quote Tweets 119.3K Likes

Funny Women Tweets Because Women Are Way Funnier Than Men

Tweets About people Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain| thumbnail text - Dee Lawlor ĒJY @Dee_SciComm NOT TODA Setan Replying to @natsabin I once had a door mansplained to me. You see ladies, you open the door FIRST, then go through it, and THEN close it.

Tweets About People Who Truly Cannot Resist The Urge To Mansplain

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs| thumbnail text - Mae audrey farnsworth @audipenny This is how I effectively sign off emails now I, VIIG I IVIG ULIG.ri D

People Tweet About The Deeper Meanings Behind Email Sign-Offs

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People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter| thumbnail text - Gracie McGreevy @GracieMcGreevy The feminine urge to say "No worries if not tho! No pressure!" after asking anyone for literally anything 5:14 PM · Nov 24, 2021 i 6.8K 5 ↑, Share this Tweet

People Are Exposing Their Uncontrollable Feminine Urges On Twitter

Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away| thumbnail text - daughterofthemoon,'0 C @witti_indi He sent me his Instagram and I had to pretend like I hadn't already stalked it weeks ago. Scorpio moon tings. 6:51 AM · Nov 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are So Extra We Can't Look Away

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter| thumbnail text - PAL Christina Cauterucci ... @c_cauterucci "Mario mansplaining soccer to a slice of pizza" was not on my list of things i expected to see at the Euro final

Aggressively Uncomfortable Mansplaining Experiences As Seen On Twitter

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tweets about the stress of airports that remind us why we don't travel | thumbnail text - Chris Burns Im obsessed that airports are just like okay come around 5 but the plane leaves when we decide-prob 9ish, & bring luggage but we can't promise it'll make it on the plane. We can change your ticket but it cost more than if you cancel it & buy a car instead, but here's a biscotti Alyssa Limperis O @alyssalimp Love how the airport is like do you want to pick someone up? Please do! Just don't even T

Typical Airport Drama That Makes Us Wonder If Flying Is Even Worth It

taylor swift and dylan o' brien twitter thread | thumbnail text - Dylan O'Brien Fan (Taylor's Version) @ILove_You_Dylan ... 8:45 PM - Nov 21, 2021 - Twitter for Android

Twitter Thread Proves That Taylor Swift And Dylan O'Brien Are The Same Person

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese| thumbnail text - BADD Gyal Jali @QueenJaliii yo mac n cheese look like this on Thanksgiving stay out the kitchen •.

Twitter Obsesses Over The Respected Craft Of Making Thanksgiving Mac N' Cheese

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Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It| thumbnail text - Jessie @mommajessiec *Googles Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles really easy Thanksgiving recipes* *Googles is McDonald's open on Thanksgiving* 4:53 PM · Nov 14, 2021 (i)

Golden Tweets From Funny Parents Who Just Get It

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating| thumbnail text - woman

Mansplaining Experiences That Are Satisfyingly Irritating

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