funny tweets
When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.
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42-year-old mom refuses to dogsit brother's elderly dog, he returns the "favor" by being unavailable to babysit for her: "I ended up having to send her to a pet hotel"
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Husband refuses to buy Mother’s Day gifts or celebrate with his wife, claiming she’s not his mom, and goes to his mother’s house instead, pushing her to go no contact with her mother-in-law: ‘She has never been a fan of me and has made it known’
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26-year-old girlfriend refuses to help boyfriend pay rent after deciding to live together, claiming he has to support her as she finishes nursing school: ‘I don't want the pressure of bringing cash home’
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Employee's dating profile found by nosy coworker, he refuses to stop giving her unsolicited dating and beauty advice: "It wasn't funny the first time, and definitely wasn't the second, third, or fourth time"
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Dad goes through 15-year-old son’s phone and finds out he has a PS5 at his mom’s house, he demands son bring it to his so his 6 stepsiblings can play too, son refuses: “It’s going to get broken with 6 kids running around”
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