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When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

dating app tweets | thumbnail text - Nicole Aimée Schreiber O @nicoleaimee love men on dating apps say they aren't looking pen pal. Oh l'm sorry sir just wanted get better idea awful are before committing sitting across an extended period time. 9:23 PM Apr 21, 2022 Twitter iPhone

This Week's Batch Of Dating App Tweets (April 28th, 2022)

Modern dating is intense

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Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 28, 2022)| thumbnail text - Kristen Mulrooney @missmulrooney Every marriage has one person who reports whenever a celebrity dies and one person who says "oh." 2:43 PM · Apr 12, 2022

Funniest Marriage Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 28, 2022)

Let's talk marriage

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funny tweets about modern dating | thumbnail text - ellie schnitt @holy_schnitt 's nice dating men sometimes because they are so warm usually not emotionally but physically u can put cold little feet on them heat them up and legally they have let 6:20 AM Apr 27, 2022 Twitter iPhone

14 Tweets That Perfectly Capture Modern Dating

Modern dating is the bane of our existence

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (Wednesday April 27, 2022)| thumbnail text - kethi =) @LACTAID My boyfriend (25) just asked if I (27) had internet in high school 1:58 AM · Apr 19, 2022

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (Wednesday April 27, 2022)

These women get it

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tweets about what dating us would be like | thumbnail text - Eurasian Eurazn_ dating is like ordering 10 nuggets and getting 11 8:47 PM Apr 17, 2022 Twitter iPhone

People Tweet Honestly About What Dating Them Would Be Like

Every person is a different experience

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Boozy Memes For People Who May or May Not Be In Love With | thumbnail text - "So what do you do for fun?" Мe: tat Vodka is kind of a hobby

Boozy Memes For Those Of US Who Don't Need An Excuse To Get Tipsy

Everything is better with a glass in hand

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 19, 2022)| thumbnail text - lexaprofessional @queasy_f_bby •.. one time in college i was so mad a guy rejected me i updated my facebook status to "who even really cares" and it wasn't until a week later i realized i posted that on the anniversary of 9/11 9:49 PM · Apr 11, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 19, 2022)

These women simply get it

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Funniest Women's Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Week (April 17, 2022)| thumbnail text - can u imagine how hot id be if i ate right and took care of my body im not gonna do it but can u imagine

Funniest Women's Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Week (April 17, 2022)

Feeling oh so blessed

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)| thumbnail text - Jessie •.. @mommajessiec Please keep my family in your thoughts and prayers. My 7-year-old son has recently learned about the planet Uranus. 10:34 AM · Apr 6, 2022 · Twitter for iPhone

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 15, 2022)

These parents know what's up

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Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 13, 2022)| Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My wife: Have the kids been acting weird today? Me: I don't think it's an act. 9:22 AM · Apr 3, 2022 i

Funniest Dad Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 13, 2022)

These dad's just get it

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Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 12, 2022)| Thumbnail text - siax @feelxhurtt I wanna be spoiled but i have a bad habit of saying "no i got it" 9:14 AM · Apr 4, 2022

Funniest Women's Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 12, 2022)

So funny we spit out our milk

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Funniest Tweets From Parents About The Disaster That Is School Pick-Up| thumbnail text - Bunmi Laditan @HonestToddler My 11 year-old was saying her bedtime prayers and she had the nerve to ask God for "mommy to be on time for school pick up tomorrow." I'VE BEEN LATE ONCE. 3:00 AM · Dec 22, 2017

Funniest Tweets From Parents About The Disaster That Is School Pick-Up

Straight up chaos

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Me: I'm gonna go to bed early tonight! Also me at 2 am tagging my friends in memes: 02:00 AM, Why did you block me? Me: We get to choose who we let into our weird little_worlds.

Introverted Memes For People Who Aren’t Exactly Experts At Human Interaction

There's a limit

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Funniest Women's Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Week (April 10, 2022)| thumbnail text - Me applying for the job: "I'm a team player and super friendly!" Me when my coworker says good morning:

Funniest Women's Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Week (April 10, 2022)

For those who love a giggle

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Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)| thumbnail text - That Mom Tho @mom_tho *giving my birthdate at the pharmacy 9: mom were you born in the 1900s? me: don't ever speak to me that way again

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Saw This Past Week (April 8, 2022)

These parents know how to crack jokes

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When I Found Out My Date Was Actually Married' | thumbnail text - Violet Benson @Daddyissues__ Me pretending to be shocked when another man disappoints me

Funniest Dating Memes That Blessed Our Feeds This Past Week (April 6, 2022)

Dating is a sport

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