funny tweets

When it comes to this here tag of Funny Tweets, it consists of any attempt on Twitter at comedy, without the necessary qualifier of succeeding. We also keep a list of top funny tweets that might be more along the lines of what you're looking for if you want actual funny tweets.

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funny tweets about the realities of fitness for parents | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford I pulled a muscle and got floaters in my eyes from trying to show my kids how to do a cartwheel so I won't be selling my at-home fitness program after all. 5:00 AM - Apr 26, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 72 Retweets 407 Likes

Funny Tweets About The Realities Of Fitness For Parents

funny tweets about being over 30 and in denial about it | thumbnail text - Emily Murnane @emily_murnane Hmm turns out being over 30 is just your back hurting and your stomach feeling kinda off for the rest of your life  My Life Is The Pitts Family chao @LifePitts I've reached the age where that spot on my arm could either be a questionable mole or dried nacho cheese.

Memes About Turning 30 For Anyone In Denial About Leaving Their 20s

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Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss| thumbnail text - Notty * @nottydesignss ... can't be with another air sign because i need to be the only one in this relationship that is nonchalant and never paying attention. 6:36 PM · 1/7/22 · Twitter for iPhone

Astrology Tweets That Are Hectic But Too Good To Miss

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter| thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking it snowed today. time for my kids to spend 56 minutes getting ready to go out to play in it for 17.6 seconds 6:47 PM · Jan 3, 2022 · Twitter Web App

Dads That Are Masters Of Roasting Themselves On Twitter

Spot-On Tweets About that Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work| thumbnail text -  preto. @manlikedami I know l'm *technically* still working but l'm getting so offended every time someone emails me with work on a new matters, like this really can't wait until after the New Year?? Will you die??? 5:05 PM · Dec 22, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Spot-On Tweets About That Bizarre Time Between Xmas And NYE We're Expected To Work

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The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021| thumbnail text - Elizabeth Picciuto @epicciuto My husband just said, "I haven't had a cantaloupe this good since 1990!" and I'm wondering what kind of man has a fruit memory that lasts decades. 1:08 AM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

The Best Marriage Tweets That Sum Up 2021

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year| thumbnail text - woman

Astrology Tweets That Had Us Laughing Into The New Year

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year| thumbnail text - meghan @deloisivete ... I want those snacks that have 2 eyes and a scary mouth -my 3 yo, describing pretzels 4:18 PM · 10/5/21 · Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 1,047 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets We Chuckled At This Year

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people reveal their worst new years eve stories | thumbnail Text - Ashley Nicole Black @ashleyn1cole Replying to @morninggloria Actually a tough choice but it would have to be the one where my boyfriend didn't want to kiss at midnight and it took me a WHILE to realize in retrospect that it was because the girl he was cheating with was also at the party. 8:44 PM Dec 29, 2020 · Twitter Web App 2 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 920 Likes >

People Reveal Their Worst New Years Eve Stories

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021| thumbnail text - woman

The Best Dad Jokes That Blessed Twitter In 2021

Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes| Thumbnail Text - Smile - Kanye and Pete

Kanye West Buying A House Across From Kim Kardashian = Bountiful Memes

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People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation| thumbnail text -Aaron Wudrick D O @awudrick Replying to @causalinf My mom was a librarian. So I never had to pay any late fees for overdue books. 8:55 PM · 5/15/21 · Twitter for Android 5 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 192 Likes

People Tweet The Coolest Perks They Got Due To Their Parent's Occupation

15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home| Thumbnail Text - Musical instrument - Maajid Khan @MaajidKhan_ Relatable! Please note it. Thanks. #life #thoughtoftheday CLARK GABLE VIVIEN LEIGH LESLIE HOWARD I'm old and I'm tired. Please do not play me.

15 Jokes About Being Alive In 2021 That Hit Too Close To Home

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call| thumbnail text - Laura (G) McHugh @lauramchugh83 Writing a song about mansplaining Google what rhymes with audacity All Videos Shopping News Images Ma

Tweets About Mansplainers Who Could Use A Serious Wake Up Call

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Funniest tweets about bald men who catfish and hatfish | thumbnail text - 雏菊 ... @12D20R98 I never noticed how receding all my coworkers hairlines are. like we are all always wearing hats or beanies but today we had a meeting and these mf's took their hats off and I was STUNNED. Next short people joke I get I'm making them cry. 9 10:25 PM · Mar 23, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

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Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True| thumbnail text -  Ryan With a Why ... @rsf788 Millennial divorce: "Hey bruh, I don't really wanna do this anymore." 99 99 99 "Yeah, cool cool cool. Same tbh." "Aight, imma head out." 66 99 7:14 PM · 12/19/21 · Twitter for iPhone

Dad Tweets That Are Funny Because They’re True