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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot l+) @VikingJonesy ... Took my kids sledding because it's the only way I can legally throw them down a hill 11:44 PM · Feb 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 113 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 530 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes

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Funny tweets about the difference between parenting first and second kids Thumbnail | Text- Ohio Momma ... @ClevelandMomma Breastfeeding first kid: Always writes down which boob I started on + what time Breastfeeding second kid: feels boobs and tries to guess which is fuller- has no idea how often baby eats 2:27 AM May 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 23 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 198 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Jonesy The Beautiful Idiot M @VikingJonesy ... Bought my kids a donut maker and we tried making donuts and now I can't stand donuts or my kids 1:43 AM - Feb 7, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 132 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 787 Likes

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funny tweets about parents totally depending on google to survive | thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm Googling "how to get glitter slime off the dog" if anyone was wondering what kind of parenting adventure I was having today. 8:44 PM · May 27, 2020 - Twitter Web App 14 Retweets 108 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 7, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes

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Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

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