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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes

Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 17, 2021)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Me: It's National Daughter Day. 8-year-old: What did you get me? Me: Nothing. It's not a gift-giving holiday. 8: I'll remember that on Father's Day

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 29, 2020)

funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking I can clean my car, vacuum it squeaky clean. Put my kids in. Give them absolutely nothing and there's 52 lbs of crumbs in the seats when they get out. This is how I know children are 98% made up of crumbs.

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (September 22, 2020)

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funniest dad tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - No Idea: Daddy Blog @byclintedwards I'm 3 kids and 13 years into parenting and I went to bed last night like an idiot assuming my 6yo would sleep in because she was up late, and now I want to yell at my earlier self "that's not how it works you dumbass! You're in hell, remember?" But I won't because l'm an optimist

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