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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Tried Nailing Parenting This Week

Everyone knows that dads and their jokes are super cringe-worthy. On the other hand, they are precious, and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans every week. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets from this week | thumbnail text - Dad to the bone ... @MirrorAdvice If you haven't taken a swig of your kid's sippy cup cause it's the only liquid around and you are thirsty AF, are you even a parent? 6:50 PM · Jul 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 38 Retweets 105 Likes
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Funniest Dads We Saw This Week From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight. We love seeing fathers struggling through the parenting journey using their dad humor to preserve their sanity in the process. We celebrate these dads every week because their despair is utterly relatable for anyone raising kids, and we love to laugh at their expense. So, enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Blue Berrymore @BerrymoreBlue ... Me before kids: "I will feed my children only nutritious foods, never speak harshly to them, and limit screen time." Me after kids (Screaming): "Eat your freaking happy meals so you can watch your damn movie!!" 10:41 PM · Jul 12, 2021 · Twitter for Android 138 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 377 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

Parenting comes with a lot of unexpected surprises struggles and stresses. But it's all about how you deal with them that determines whether or not the journey will be bearable, kind of fun, or an absolute sh*t show. Humour usually makes most bad situations a little bit better and the funny dads of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that. And each week we gather some of the funniest dad tweets we found to show you this funny side of parenting and make you feel less alone if you are going through struggles of your own. Scroll through these funny tweets and then check out last week's batch in case you missed them. 


funniest tweets from dads who nailed parenting this week | Thumbnail text - Tired Dad of 2 ... @Tired_Dad_of_2 (I wake up and pour my first coffee with my eyes barely open) 6: Daddy, where did the first humans come from? 4:23 PM · Jul 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 22 Retweets 131 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

We've rounded up some of the funniest dad tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Tonight our 4 year old ate his dinner in a record time of 4 hours 27 minutes 9:57 PM · Jun 28, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 42 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 663 Likes
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Parents Who Are Fed Up Of Their Kids And Totally Done With Parenting

It's difficult to sum up the parenting journey in just one sentence because it encompasses so many different emotions and experiences. But somehow, the funny parents of Twittermanage to capture the trials and tribulations of having kids in 280 characters or less, and we're not mad about it. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, where parents show the good, the bad, and the ugly of what it's like to have children and somehow survive the journey.



sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Kevin The Dad @kevinthedad I'm just hoping my toddler goes to sleep before his 30th birthday 1:53 AM · Jun 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 129 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 703 Likes
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Sarcastic Dads Who Are Done With Parenting

We've just celebrated Father's Day, where we give dads the credit they deserve for raising their kids as best they can. But every day, fathers struggle through the parenting journey, and sometimes, dad humor is the only way they can preserve their sanity in the process. We celebrate these dads every week because their despair is utterly relatable for anyone raising kids, and we love to laugh at their expense. Check out these hilariously sarcastic tweets from dads who are hanging on by a thread, and then head on over to last week's funniest dad tweets for more dad humor.



Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes
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Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

If you're a parent, then congratulations on making another week of keeping your kids alive. Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. so Twitter is an excellent place to get the appreciation, empathy, and cheerleading that you need to keep you going for another week of parenting. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, which, as usual, are as relatable as they are hilarious. Oh, and here's last week's in case you missed them.




sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes
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Men Who Got Super Sassy About Pregnancy And Pissed Off Their Wives

We can't imagine having a pregnant wife is easy because you have to deal with the hormones, the stress, and the responsibility of getting them through the pregnancy. But being pregnant is even harder, so the sympathy for partners is somewhat limited. These men think they've got it so tough having a pregnant wife and have resorted to being smart asses to cope with it. Three guesses as to whether or not their wives appreciate their sass? Yep, you got it. They don't! These tweets from dads-to-be prove that it's never too early to start with the dad humor.



funny tweets from men about pregnancy who pissed off their wives | thumbnail text - Will Rodgers ... @WilliamRodgers PRO TIP When your angry, hungry, hormonal, pregnant, wife asks you, "Where do you want to eat?" "I dunno, probably separate rooms.." Is NOT the right answer... 4:20 AM · Sep 14, 2019 · Twitter for iPhone 69 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 414 Likes
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Dads Who Are Lowkey Sick Of Their Kids

It's almost Father's Day, which means it's time to celebrate all the dads out there and all the incredible work they do raising their kids. But instead of being all sentimental and cute about it, we thought we'd acknowledge the less wholesome moments of parenting that dads endure daily. Anyone with kids knows how most days feel like losing a never-ending battle, so to all the dads out there just doing their best—and by best, we mean trying not to kill their kids—we acknowledge you, appreciate you, and love you. Here are some of the funniest dad tweets we saw this week from dads who are just trying to hold it together.






funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If it's Sunday night and you're not just finding out about a school project that's due tomorrow are you really even a parent? 3:21 AM Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPad
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. Continuously making sure your kids are fed, clothed, bathed, and occupied can get pretty exhausting and make you want to throw in the towel. Unfortunately, that's not really an option, and so you have to keep on going— at least until your kids are 18. To the dads who do manage to keep up the parenting gig, we salute you. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be pretty funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. The funniest dad tweets we found this week are a great dose of dad humor for when you need a pick me up. And last week's funny dad tweets are pretty good too!

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Where It Hurts

Parents, we take out hats off to you; you have the most challenging job in the world because raising tiny humans is a tough gig. It's a 24/7 deal, with absolutely no time off, however sleep-deprived and frazzled you are. Luckily, Twitteris there for parents to come together to rant about the joys trials and tribulations joys of being a parent. Whether you're a new parent, a veteran, or somewhere in between, your struggles always feel more manageable when you know someone else is going through the same thing. This week's funniest parenting tweets serve up all the parenting humor you need, and here are last week's in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored 1 I was out with my sons and my youngest started crying because he wanted a box of tampons thinking it was candy. My middle son yelled, "Those aren't candy, they're TAMPONS for Mommy's WIENER!" My oldest screamed, "Mommy doesn't have a WIENER she has a VAGINA!" Wear a condom. 3:41 PM · May 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 637 Retweets 72 Quote Tweets 7,015 Likes
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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week

The funny dads of Twitter never fail to make us laugh, roll our eyes, and get our sympathy all at the same time. This hilarious community of dads shares laughter, struggles, and successes as they strive to create a better world for their kids, and we're here for it. Each week, we collect the funniest dad tweets we came across and put them together in one convenient list for you. So scroll through this week's haul and then check out last week's collection of funny dad tweets for more groan-worthy dad humor and parenting tips and tricks.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn Parenting is praising your 5-year-old like they won a Nobel Prize because they woke up in the middle of the night and got 100 percent of their puke in the toilet. 5:10 PM · May 29, 2021 · Twitter for Android 111 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 4,412 Likes
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Funny Parenting Tweets That Hit Way Too Hard

Parenting is full of moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. That's why Tweeting about it can be a great (and cheap) form of therapy, as well as a way to get as much sympathy as you can from fellow parents. Every week we bring you the funniest parenting tweets we saw on Twitter because nothing is funnier than frustrated parents. And you can enjoy last week's funniest parenting tweets when you're done with these.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes
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Funniest Eye-Rolling Dad Tweets To Start Your Day

Dads get a lot of stick for their eye-rolling, groan-inducing humor, especially the dads of Twitter. But the truth is, we should be thanking them because their hilarious observations and jokes about their parenting struggles brighten up our day and make us feel better about our parenting shortcomings. Each week we compile the funniest dad tweets we came across for your entertainment and viewing pleasure. And make sure to check out last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them.




funniest dad tweets we came across this week and had to share | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking ... it's been 14 months working from home with 3 kids. That's 425 days. 425 multiplied by 3 is 1,275. i have been asked 1,275 times over 425 days "are you doing work today?". so yes i'm having bourbon for breakfast, Cancel susan. 3:24 PM · May 20, 2021 · Twitter Web App 64 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 765 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (May 18, 2021)

Dads can be funny at the best of times, but when they take to Twitter, they can be all sorts of hilarious. That's why we collect the funniest dad tweets each week for your entertainment and put them all in one convenient place for you. These dads have a way with words when it comes to ranting about the trials and tribulations of parenting life, which might hopefully make you feel better about your own kid's struggles. And when you're finished scrolling through these dad gems, here are last week's funniest dad tweets which are just as entertaining.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (May 16, 2021)

Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets, the place we celebrate all the parents who use humor to make it through another seven days of keeping their little ones alive. It's not easy being responsible for the well-being of your tiny humans, especially when they test your patience to the limit every. Single. Damn. Day. But you do it regardless, and you are amazing. And so, we collect the funniest parenting tweets each week to pay tribute to the funny parents who provide us with all the best parenting entertainment on Twitter. When you're done scrolling through this latest collection, check out last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.



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