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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

We don't know when men make the transition from regular dudes to total dads, but we're so here for it! The dads of Twitter take to the platform on a weekly basis to express the wins and woes of parenting, and these dads could seriously start a side hustle doing comedy about parenting. Evidently, they have loads of personal material to work with. Personally, I'm sad I can't join the dad club myself, but take joy in enjoying the hilarious tweets they produce. Scroll down for all the dad funnies this week. 


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 18, 2021)

Being a parent is probably the most challenging and most unforgiving job there is. It's 24/7, and your kids aren't even grateful for what you do for them most of the time. But, we don't do it for the thank you's; we do it because we love our kids. Right? So when you're feeling overworked and underpaid, a good old vent might make you feel better. Luckily, Twitter serves as a platform for parents to vent their woes, frustrations, and funny quips about their kids. Here are the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, which will brighten up your day with some humor and might make you feel less alone in your own parenting struggles. And here are last week's funniest parenting tweets in case you missed them.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 13, 2021)

It's that time of the week, where we gift you the gift of the funniest dad tweets we found over the past seven days. It's your collection of dad humor at its best, for you to laugh at, cry with and relate hard to. Parenting isn't easy, and dads try their best... sometimes. Or not, it's hard to tell from these tweets. Either way, here is the best of dad's parenting hacks we found on Twitter this week. And here are last week's funniest dad tweets in case you missed them. 



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 11, 2021)

Parenting is a full-time, all-consuming job. You can never switch off, you can never take a break, and you don't get extra pay for the hard parts. In fact, you don't get paid at all, so it's only natural to need a good ol' vent now, and then when going gets tough, the tough get going. And what better place to do it than on Twitter, where you can get endless empathy from all the other parents out there. So here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which you'll relate to if you're also going through the struggles of everyday parenting.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Momsense Ensues @momsense_ensues 4: "Ouch! These spike things are hurting me!" Leg hair, he's talking about my leg hair. 4:31 PM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 60 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 636 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 5, 2021)

Every parent will attest that raising kids is a Herculean task and not one for the weak. So, when things inevitably get tough, having a good sense of humor will make the parenting journey a lot more bearable. The funny dads of Twitter know a thing or two about this, and they take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... I'm sure 4 kids fighting about who found the most eggs at 7 AM is exactly what Jesus had planned for today. 4:32 PM · Apr 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 164 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,794 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (April 4, 2021)

Having kids brings you endless joy. After all, there's nothing like watching your children bloom into beautiful miniature humans. But along with the happy times, the parenting struggles are equally consuming. It's easy to lose your mind in the parenting journey, but it might make you feel a little better when you can get consolation from other parents. Twitter is full of parents who are also sick of their offspring, which is why the funny parenting tweets will give you endless entertainment. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, bringing you a dose of reality about life with kids.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom's out order @Mamaoutoforder been trying teach 3 do case an emergency. Yesterday tested her would do if found on floor and couldn't wake up could see her little brain working. She finally said would go into kitchen and eat anything want 3:55 PM Mar 28, 2021 Twitter iPhone 148 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1,077 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 30, 2021)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest dad Tweets we came across this week. It's the dads who are nailing it at parenting but might need a word or two of encouragement along the way. Thankfully, Twitter is the place where dads come to life and give each other the boosts they need to get through another day of parenting challenges. This week's list is a taste of dad humor at its best. It's guaranteed to brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 28, 2021)

Being a parent is no easy feat, and anyone with kids deserves a medal for all they do. Unfortunately, no one hands out parenting medals. So Twitter is the place to come to if you want appreciation, validation, or to vent about the parenting moments that make you want to laugh, cry, jump off a cliff, and everything in between. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which will speak to your exhausted parenting soul.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 21, 2021)

Parenting is hard at the best of times, but these days it's more difficult than ever. So what else is there to do, than to vent about your parenting problems on Twitter, for some global support and sympathy? The funniest parents of Twitter never fail to entertain us with their gripes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, which are all-too-relatable. Here are this week's funniest parenting tweets for your entertainment. 


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 14, 2021)

Parents, you've made it through another week of keeping your offspring alive, and that's worth celebrating. But extra credit goes to the parents of Twitter, who provide us with daily entertainment while on the job, and it is a full-time job, which anyone with a child will confirm. So, here are this week's funniest parenting tweets, which might make you feel better about your parenting techniques. Or lack thereof.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Laura Marie ... @lmegordon Here's a math question: My daughters are fighting over a stupid babydoll. If I buy another, identical babydoll, then my girls will stop fighting, but they won't play with either babydoll. How many bottles of wine do I buy? 7:59 PM · Mar 9, 2021 - Twitter for Android 116 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 882 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 9, 2021)

Fatherhood is such a magical experience, but it's not all rainbows, butterflies, and diaper changes. Modern-day dads have dealt with the good, the bad, and the ugly. If you didn't think cherub children could get ugly, the dads of Twitter are here to set you straight on a weekly basis. Enjoy dads openly blasting their kids on the internet below.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (March 7, 2021)

Congratulations, parents, you've done it again. You've made it through another week of keeping your small humans alive, despite everything the world seemingly working against you. Being a parent isn't easy, but when you can see the humor in all the sh*tty situations, it makes things that little bit more bearable. The funny parents of Twitter certainly know a thing or two about that, and this week's funniest parenting tweets prove it. When you're done with these gems, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes
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Funny Tweets From Parents About The Realities Of Self-Care Once Kids Are In The Picture

Parenting is hard — ask anyone with a kid. Mostly, because from the second they are born, until the moment they go to school, you'll never again have a second to yourself. Your days of self-indulgence are over and you will never again know what it's like to lie in a warm bath with a glass of wine and a face mask without a little fist pounding at the door asking when you're coming out. Your kids own you now, and self-care is not in their vocabulary. These parents tweeting about what self-care looks like once the children come along are a stark reality check for any expectant parents out there who think they might be any different! 

funny parenting tweets about self care | thumbnail text - Arianna Bradford ... @thearibradford Self-care tip: Wear a luxurious moisturizing face mask as you wipe your child's shitty ass so that you, too, may feel as if you're enjoying the spa day of your dreams. 9:39 PM · May 4, 2020 Twitter for iPhone
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (March 2, 2021)

It's common knowledge that dads are super cringe, but they are precious and we must protect them at all costs. Otherwise, dad bods, dad jokes, and dad tweets will cease to exist - and where would we be without those things?! Twitter dads are our favorite, and we will continue to document their fatherly shenanigans on a weekly basis. Scroll down for this week's best dad tweets.


funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix ... This seem like a great time to yell about poop. - my kids, whenever I'm unmuted during a Zoom meeting 4:45 PM · Mar 1, 2021 · Twitter Web App 11 Retweets 43 Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 28, 2021)

Parenting is both challenging and rewarding—and sometimes very, very entertaining. Let's be honest; nothing is funnier than frustrated parents tweeting about how they're handling their everyday struggles. From exhaustion to exasperation, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting Tweets. And here are last week's to check out if you want a double dose!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - fimest @Neyogems ... My 6 year old son just asked me how I know his name.. I'm not in the mood today 8:16 PM · Feb 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 47.8K Retweets 4,584 Quote Tweets 560.8K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (February 23, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means dads have put in another seven days of hustle. That's plenty of time for them to bombard Twitter with relatable laughs and dad jokes. Turns out, fatherly humor is the only comic-relief you need, whether it's dads sharing their kids' hilarious quips or questionable parenting moments.  So here's your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets by dads – feel free to read them when you're pretending to use the bathroom to get a few minutes of respite from your kids.




funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail tweets - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal ... PARENTING MATH PROBLEM: One 4 year old attempts to fill a 10 ounce cup with water from the fridge. How many gallons are spilled in the process? 12:00 AM Feb 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 59 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 544 Likes
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