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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 19, 2021)

The dads of Twitter —and all dads, for that matter— are a funny bunch who are just winging it at parenting and hoping for the best. All while bitching about it on Twitter, of course, because if there's one thing men like to do, it's making mountains out of molehills. I mean, hello man-flu! Anyway, we've collected the funniest dad tweets from this week for your viewing pleasure. Scroll down, laugh, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - James Breakwell, Exploding Unicorn @XplodingUnicorn 000 [loud thud] Me: What was that? 6-year-old: Nothing. Me: Then why did I hear it? 6: It was a loud nothing. 8:20 PM Jan 16, 2021 - Twitter for Android 132 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 2.6K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 17, 2021)

Parenting is the furthest thing from a breeze, although some parents make it look like one. But screw them, right? Because behind every parent who seems like they have their sh*t together, there is a closeted nervous wreck who is just trying to make it through the day without killing their offspring. The silver lining? At least parents turn their adversity into hilarious tweets for our entertainment. Here is your weekly selection of funniest parenting tweets from the moms and dads of Twitter, who are just trying their best to keep their kids alive, as well as preserve their sanity.




funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom Jeans @momjeansplease I couldn't decide if I wanted bangs or not so I cut bangs for my daughter and she looks awful. Dodged a bullet there. 4:46 PM · Jan 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 45.1K Retweets 5.2K Quote Tweets 782.7K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (January 12, 2021)

Parenting can be a real lag. Yes, I know, kids are a blessing, yadda, yadda, yadda, but no parent can deny that the job comes with some real trials and tribulations. But, if you've got a good sense of humor, then the parenting journey suddenly becomes a lot more bearable. To inspire us on our parenthood journeys (or make us grateful that we don't have kids yet) are the funny dads of Twitter, who take parenting with a pinch of salt, a splash of vodka, and a whole lot of humor. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland 000 @simoncholland [5:45 AM, in a harsh whisper] Daddy, don't worry, you can sleep. I'm making my own breakfast, how do you turn on the stove? Me: l'm up. 4:07 PM Jan 10, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 95 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 29, 2020)

It's been a hell of a year, and dads have powered through, trying to get themselves and their little ones to the end. Throughout all the parenting frustration that 2020 has brought, dads have used Twitter as an outlet for their dad humor. Sharing their parenting quips in 240 characters or less, they've brought us the eye-rolling dad jokes we all need to make this year slightly more bearable. Here are this week's funniest dad tweets.




Funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet If parenting has taught me anything, it's that you only give your toddler as much juice as you'd like to see on the floor 5:59 PM · Dec 28, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 179 Retweets 8 Quote Tweets 1.2K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 22, 2020)

Each week we round up some of the funniest dad tweets we saw over the past week, which hit the nail on the head when it comes to the harsh but hilarious truths about fatherhood. Parenting isn't an easy gig, but humor goes a long way in making the journey bearable. Peruse the funniest dad tweets we found this week for relatable parenting humor.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal My 4 year old said he was carsick so I dumped the groceries from a plastic bag & passed it back to him with instructions to "throw up inside it." I heard him throw up & looked back to see that he'd put the bag on over his head like a helmet, so the puke fell right out the bottom. 3:37 PM Dec 17, 2020 - Twitter for iPhone 61 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 880 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 15, 2020)

Welcome to this week's funniest dad tweets. These little tidbits of corny dad humor on Twitter will brighten up your day, make you roll your eyes, and keep scrolling down for more. And when you're finished these, here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland I never understood how the little drummer boy's parents could just send him outside alone at night to play his drum until my daughter brought a recorder home from school. 1:49 AM Dec 9, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 228 Retweets 24 Quote Tweets 2.7K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 8, 2020)

Funny dads and Twitter go together like peanut butter and jelly or fries in a chocolate milkshake. OK, fine, that last one is one that divides the nation, but you know what I mean. Dad humor and Twitter go together pretty well. So here are this week's funniest dad Tweets to brighten up your day and give you some festive cheer.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet Our daughter asked me what "cremation" means so I told her and she responded that it "sounds delicious" so apparently I'm raising a sweet golden-haired Hannibal Lecter 4:46 PM Dec 1, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 62 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 731 Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (December 1, 2020)

We're back with your weekly roundup of funny dad tweets. These gems are the epitome of dad humor and the reason dads get the rep that they do. Bless them; they do try. But at least when it comes to documenting their parenting attempts on Twitter, they provide us with endless laughs and relatable moments that remind us of why parenting is both a joy and a total nightmare.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking hell hath no fury like a toddler who loses the chance to push a button of any kind. 11:36 PM · Nov 24, 2020 - Twitter Web App 193 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.5K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 24, 2020)

Most people have a love-hate relationship with dad humor. And by that, I mean they hate how much they love it. The awful jokes make us groan, roll our eyes, and sometimes, genuinely laughing out loud. And when they share their dad jokes, quips, and rants about parenting on Twitter, we love it even more. Each week, we scour the internet for the funniest dad tweets we can find, and we love sharing them with you. When you need a pick-me-up, scroll through these tweets, then last week's, and then the week before that.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - WTFDAD @daddydoubts I just sneezed and my kid shouted from his bedroom "bless you dad!" which is adorable. You know what else is adorable? GOING THE FUCK TO SLEEP 4:03 AM Nov 19, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 147 Retweets 17 Quote Tweets 1.7K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 17, 2020)

Week after week, we scour Twitter to find the best of the best in dad humor. We know that fatherhood can be simultaneously challenging and full of joyful moments, so why not vent and celebrate with the online community? Whether you are a dad, have a dad, or know a dad, these tweets are relatable to almost everyone. Excellent work dads, you crushed it this week yet again.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal When I randomly walk into a room in my home and find my kids playing quietly together I slowly and silently back out like l've stumbled into a den of hungry velociraptors who by some miracle haven't noticed me yet. 1:10 AM - Nov 13, 2020 - Twitter Web App 94 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 10, 2020)

As usual, our weekly haul of funnies dad tweets is the pick-me-up you need to get you through the day. Full of humorous Twitter quips about the trials and tribulations of parenting, these dads capture all the relatable struggles of parents every time. Scroll through for your daily dose of humor, and then check out last week's funniest dad tweets for some more light-hearted parenting relief.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Brian Wecht @bwecht Audrey (6yo): Daddy! Did you know that after Michael left my school, he came back and now people call him David? Me: Does he look and sound totally different too? Audrey: Yes!!! Me: That's not the same kid, honey. Audrey: *long pause* Maybe 11:51 PM · Nov 6, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 570 Retweets 20 Quote Tweets 9.4K Likes
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (November 3, 2020)

It's that time of the week where we bring you the funniest eye-rolling collection of dad tweets we came across over the past seven days. Twitter is the place where dads come to life, and we see dad humor at its best. Scroll through this collection, groan loudly and then check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | thumbnail Text - Richard Dean @dad_on_my_feet 50% of parenting a toddler is deciding if the object they're about to break is worth getting up off the couch 7:41 PM Oct 27, 2020 · Twitter Web App 163 Retweets 15 Quote Tweets 969 Likes >
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 27, 2020)

We're back with the latest haul of funniest dads on Twitter we came across this week, and as usual, they don't disappoint. It turns out that 280 characters or less are enough to vent your joys frustrations of the trials and tribulations of parenting, and dads nail it every time. Check out these nuggets of humor, and then head over to last week's in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Dad on my Feet @dad_on_my_feet 000 My kid left a car light on overnight so this morning my battery was dead, which reminded me the importance of life-lessons like jump- starting an engine, keeping an emergency kit handy, and above all else, proper use of birth control
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 20, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we share the funniest tweets written by dads over the past seven days. It's a chance for you to feel a bit better about the parenting trials and tribulations you might be going through and feel less alone in your struggles. Because as much stick as we give dads, they can be quite funny, so here's our Twitter tribute to them. So scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - bacon popsiclestein @Gupton68 If I learned just one thing as a parent, it's that by the 3rd kid they can be juggling samurai swords and hand grenades and you won't care as long as they're doing it quietly
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 13, 2020)

We've rounded up some of the funniest fatherhood tweets we found this week that accurately describe the journey of parenthood. There's something about men becoming fathers that makes them so much more comical, relatable, and goofier, and we're grateful for it. Here's the best from dads on Twitter from the past seven days, and here are last week's in case you missed them.

funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix What I say: Be ready, we are leaving in five minutes. What the child hears: Get undressed. Start finger painting. Lose at least one shoe.
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Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (October 6, 2020)

Parenting is a Herculean task and not one for the weak-willed. It's essentially moment after moment of congratulating yourself for keeping your tiny humans alive and trying not to lose your sanity in the process. Dads especially get a lot of stick for their roles because they're not naturally as maternal, but when they take to Twitter to celebrate, moan about and seek advice for becoming better parents, we can only celebrate them. So here is the latest in funny dad tweets, and here are last week's for when you're done, in case you missed them.



funniest dad tweets of the week - Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland Why would I pay for a haunted house when I can wake up to my kid silently standing by my bed at 5 AM.
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