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Funniest Tweets From Dads Who Nailed Parenting This Week | Thumbnail text - NicholasG ... @Dad_At_Law So glad to be able to spend hard-earned money at restaurants again so my daughter can say things like, "This shrimp isn't as good as the popcorn shrimp at school. I think it has real shrimp in it." 3:49 PM · Jun 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 21 Retweets 45 Likes

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sarcastic tweets from parents who are so over parenting | thumbnail text - Katia Lévy ... @Frenchbiche What wine pairs well with a teenager who knows everything and is always right? 6:01 AM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 518 Retweets 334 Quote Tweets 8,920 Likes

Sarcastic Tweets From Parents Who Are Totally Done With Parenting

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix If it's Sunday night and you're not just finding out about a school project that's due tomorrow are you really even a parent? 3:21 AM Jun 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPad

Dads Who Are Lowkey Sick Of Their Kids

funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - jon drake @DrakeGatsby ... Imagine raising a child, staying up countless nights with them, sacrificing for them and then on Father's Day they get you a tie with a fish on it 10:08 PM · Jun 7, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 30 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 522 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sarae @LoveSarae One time I faked died in front of Micah to see what he would do and he said "oh no, mummy died". Then SAT ON MY HEAD and continued playing on his iPad. I taught him how to dial 999 that day. 12:59 PM · May 24, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 2,713 Retweets 215 Quote Tweets 27.8K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - A Bearer Of Dad News @HomeWithPeanut My 3-year-old was having yogurt for breakfast. He decided to pretend it was ice cream. Then got mad at me because it really wasn't ice cream. There aren't enough condom ads in the world. 3:05 PM · May 13, 2021 Twitter for Android 34 Retweets 156 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Rodney Lacroix @RodLacroix Me: I don't know how making meals that all the kids will eat could get any more difficult. Child: I am no longer eating any food that contains the letter "e." %3D 7:16 PM · May 3, 2021 · Twitter Web App

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Vision Bored @VisionBored1 So excited to do twice as much today and Monday so I can 'take a break' on Sunday Mother's Day is so great 5:04 PM · May 8, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 68 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 419 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Simon Holland @simoncholland My daughter woke up at 6:06 today instead of her usual 6:00 because we let her stay up 5 hours past her bedtime last night. 5:26 PM · May 2, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 48 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,173 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Sweet Momissa ... @sweetmomissa None of the parenting books prepared me for my teen asking me what "the carpet matches the drapes" means. 3:21 PM · Apr 26, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 165 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1,034 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - threetimedaddy @threetimedaddy ... Why aren't there any horror movies called "My 4 year old fell asleep in the car at 5pm" 11:37 PM · Apr 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 152 Retweets 12 Quote Tweets 1,366 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits ... @MumInBits I think l'll tape this random thing to this random thing then cover it all in lots more tape then never touch it again pre schoolers 12:10 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 63 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 526 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Vinod Chhaproo @Chhapiness Kids at bedtime are like a nine page food blog for a simple ramen noodle recipe 3:12 AM · Apr 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 167 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 800 Likes

Funniest Dad Tweets Of The Week (April 21, 2021)

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - MumlnBits @MumInBits I was complaining that we have too much stuff in our house and need to get rid of some of it and my 4yo looked me dead in the eye and said "you should probably burn it in the oven like all our food mummy" and then carried on playing with her Barbie 4:12 PM Apr 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 135 Retweets 9 Quote Tweets 1,189 Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - Dadman Walking @dadmann_walking i got my ears cleaned out at the ENT today. got home and could hear my kids louder so this is bullshit i want my ear wax back 6:54 PM Apr 12, 2021 · Twitter Web App 28 Retweets 326 Likes

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