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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Fishybobmasta 12 hours ago 3 3 2 Before you were sperm you were whatever food that got used to make the sperm. Therefore you could have been a sandwich at one point.

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - elsie ? @activesandal ... Gyno: what's your tattoo say Me: it's nothing don't even worry about it Gyno: 9 "if... you can- Me: fine it says "if you can read it you can eat it" l'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry 7:51 AM · Apr 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 6,790 Retweets 519 Quote Tweets 118.1K Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Kate McKean ... @kate_mckean When I sign an email "Yours" it's not a term of endearment- it means this email is now yours l'm done with it get it away from me. 10:33 PM Mar 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 10.6K Retweets 540 Quote Tweets 97.3K Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/JediWax 4 days ago 2 4 9 3 6 6 As an adult, few things are as satisfying as using the perfect sized Tupperware container to store your leftovers

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Thumbnail text - The Dad @thedad ... THE DAD welcome to parenthood, by now your child hates that thing you saved up for all year 9:27 PM Mar 6, 2021 · Buffer 7 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 109 Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - todd dillard @toddedillard asked my 5-year-old what she wanted for dinner and she said "not a burned quesadilla" bc in the summer of 2019 I overcooked one side of her quesadilla 12:20 AM - Mar 4, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 47K Retweets 4,795 Quote Tweets 724.5K Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Weegee256 2 days ago Every culture has some sort of meat wrapped in grains. Tacos, gyros, ravioli, sushi, et cetera.

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously

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