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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 2, 2020)

Gone are the days where the school playground was the only place where roasting battles occur; Twitter is the new virtual playground, where roasting happens in full force. And when it comes to roasting, no one does it better than women roasting men, so here's your weekly haul of precisely that! And when you're finished scrolling through these gems, here are last week's bunch to check out.


funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet alisha @tiredtaurus if a man tells a joke and it's funny I'll wait until I get home to laugh
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 31, 2020)

It's that time of the week again where we bring you the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days. We've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for the gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. And when you're done with these, here are last week's to sink your teeth into.



funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Wendy Darling @Wendchymes I have a trough of leftover baked rigatoni to look forward to at lunch today
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 30, 2020)

It's the weekend, and if you're a parent, that probably means you're stuck inside with the kids wondering how you're going to entertain the little darlings today. If the thought of it drives you the brink of insanity, then you're not alone; here are this week's funniest parenting tweets from parents everywhere are just as exasperated as you are, despite loving their offspring more than life itself. And here is last week's haul in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Marcy G @BunAndLeggings 3yo kid complaining about cold ice | My 3yo doesn't like cold ice, and asked warm up. She wants warm ice doesn't melt told her can't do and she said mom can do And she's hyping up so hard over here thinking maybe could.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 29, 2020)

In case you've been having a hard week, know that there are people out there who have had it worse. Some people have been busy figuring out the meaning of life, the universe, and our existence, all from their showers' comfort. Yes, that's right, we're back with this week's top shower thoughts, and they're as deep as ever. Check them out, and when you're done, head over to last week's gems and expose yourself to even more philosophical genius. 

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | shower thought about foods going stale and soft | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/sterlingowl Foods are supposed be hard e. crunchy/crispy) turn soft stale. Foods are supposed be soft turn hard stale.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 26, 2020)

You know the drill by now. We love Twitter, we love women, and we love it when women roast men. So here is your weekly haul of hilarious Tweets by women who roast men with zero mercy. And when you've finished with these ones, check out last week's lot in case you missed them. 

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about dating men in their 30s like shopping in thrift store and dating men in their 20s like products about to be recalled
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 24, 2020)

The funny women of Twitter are back with your weekly haul of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. Twitter's funny women never fail to brighten up our day with their reflections on life and to be honest, it's the Monday motivation you all need. Please pull up a chair, enjoy these gems, and then scroll through last week's list if you missed it.

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about moms holding their boobs up and dropping them onto your knees | Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry If don't hold boobs their original position before letting them drop and rest on knees while sighing loudly every day are even mom anywhere? 9:16 PM Aug 22, 2020 Twitter iPhone >
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 23, 2020)

Being a parent is a tough gig, and venting about all the hardships it entails is a healthy outlet for the inevitable frustration of the job. And what better place to vent than Twitter, the home of roasts and a place where you'll find the validation, solace, and sympathy you seek from fellow parents. Here are this week's funniest parenting Tweets, and last week's in case you missed them.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet | Henpecked Hal @HenpeckedHal Being great mom: scheduling doctor's appointments, keeping track school projects, setting up playdates, making sure everyone brushes their teeth Being great dad: popsicles lunch
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 22, 2020)

Your weekly catch of the best Shower Thoughts is as good as ever and provides the usual insight into the mind of the Average Joe. I'm always torn between deciding whether it's pure genius or pure stupidity, but it's certainly something to get your brain juices flowing. So scroll through, educate yourself (unlikely), and then check out last week's haul in case you missed it.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Chaosxmanticore15 4 days ago Harry Potter fine sending his children school where he almost died every year
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 18, 2020)

It's time for your weekly haul of the best tweets where women roast men to within an inch of their lives. We all know how notorious Twitter is for public roastings, and no one roasts a man better than a woman scorned. Scroll through, enjoy, and then check out last week's list in case you missed it

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about men waking you up with their snoring and then hugging you in the morning | Fiasca uncletypewriter Men will snore ear entire night and then try and hug lovingly morning. Sir am exhausted and have headache; ll kill us both this bitch
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 17, 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, and as usual, they don't disappoint. From telling us the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, the funny women of Twitter are here to give us our weekly dose of laughs. And here's last week's haul in case you missed them. 

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet "putting some chlorine in my margarita so it tastes like I'm drinking it in a pool"
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 16, 2020)

We're in the middle of summer vacation, and it shows. How? Because parents on Twitter are more ruthless, desperate, sarcastic, and frustrated than ever. And it makes sense; it's not like they haven't been 'homeschooling' their kids for the past four months BEFORE they started summer break, right? It's a tough time to be a parent, and we sympathize! Browse through the funniest parenting tweets we found this week, and then check out last weeks, in case you missed them. 

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet by mom about asking her 4-year-old kid to hold her beer | Not Nanny @not_thenanny brought my beer park and wanted do zipline so literally asked my 4YO hold my beer think just peaked at bad momming.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 13, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we serve you the most profound and philosophical thoughts that your fellow humans had while in the shower. Yes, that's right; it's this week's top shower thoughts. Please scroll through and be blown away by the simultaneous genius and stupidity, and then check out last weeks, just in case you missed them.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic shower thought about how we were once equally sperm and egg | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/ThisCityWantsMeDead 4 days ago all have preconceived" view ourselves as having been just sperm at some point, but were also egg exact same extent.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (August 12, 2020)

When it comes to roasting, women are somewhat superior to men. Amirite ladies? And Twitter is the most successful breeding ground for these epic roasts to take place. So without further ado, we bring you this week's best examples of women roasting men on Twitter. And in case you missed last week's, here they are.

funny women roasting men tweets - cover pic tweet about men holding fish and not being attractive | Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener No girl has actually seen picture man holding fish and thought "he has lot talent and skill and seem s really adventurous and fun would like have sex with him" so maybe let's stop doing
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (August 10 2020)

We're back with this week's funniest women's tweets, to brighten your day with some female humor. Because women, twitter, and humor go together like peanut butter, jelly, and soft white bread. Aka, perfection. Sit back grab a cup of your favorite beverage and scroll through these gems. 

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic tweet about spider having too much food in its web | Tessa Strain @tessastrain Ok spider who lives outside my bedroom window and whose web survived TROPICAL STORM has about dozen tiny flies and beetle 3x its size trapped its web, and sorry but no way are going be able eat all
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (August 9, 2020)

Kids are true delights. Until they're not. You know the drill. Rationally, you know you love your kids unconditionally, but sometimes, just sometimes, they really know how to push your buttons to the max. It's in those moments you really question how deep your love really is for them. These funny parents of Twitter are the voices for all the parents out there who are being driven to the brink of their sanity by their offspring. And in case you missed last week\s funniest parenting tweets of the week, here they are

funniest parenting tweets - tweet about kids being kidnapped by pirates and arguing who goes first | Rhyming Mama @sarabellab123 my family were kidnapped by pirates and forced walk plank into shark infested waters pretty sure my children would fight over who got go first.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (August 6, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the top Shower Thoughts as voted by the people of Reddit from this week. These may not be the most intellectual realizations, but goddamnit, they are the most profound — sort of.

And in case you missed last week's deepest philosophical insights, here they are

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic explaining 5 body glitches |r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/awesumsingh 3 days ago Our body has 5 glitch modes: rubbing eye too much, peeing after orgasming, standing up too fast, someone tickling funny spot and banging pinky toe against an object
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