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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 28, 2020)

Arm a bunch of funny women with Twitter accounts, and you've got yourself endless entertainment. We've compiled the funniest tweets written by women we saw this week in one handy place for your convenience. Scroll through, have a chuckle, and then check out last week's in case you missed them.

funniest women tweets we came across this week | ABOLISH THE POLICE @dada_issues i was in a sex store today and this girl walked in, looked at me and went "hello, where are the strap ons?" like girl i don't work here but aisle 12
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 26, 2020)

Sometimes, our smartest and most creative thoughts take place in the shower. A place to be alone for a few minutes and ponder our existence, our brain can take the time to think of all the deep thoughts we don't have time to do during the day. Here are this week's top shower thoughts, aka, the closest our generation will get to Plato, Descartes, and Aristotle.

this weeks top shower thoughts | thumbnai Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thebighustle 7 days ago 12 8 8 8 10 2 7 Elevators must be crazy for dogs. They just enter a small room, a door closes, that same door opens, and all of a sudden they are in a totally different place.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (September 25, 2020)

Nothing makes a relationship easier than venting about it on Twitter, and we sure know how to find the funniest ones. Each week we treat you to the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days, and this week's are just as good as ever. Tuck in on this twitter feast, and then check out last week's when you're done. 

funniest relationship tweets we saw this week - Text - Jude, sexy siren of the south @heyitsJudeD My husband asked me what l'd like for my birthday Is 'a divorce' an appropriate answer? Asking for me.
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 23, 2020)

The well-known adage, "Hell hath no fury like a scorned woman armed with a Twitter account," has neven been more accurate. And this week's collection of women roasting men on Twitter are here to prove it. We've scoured the internet for the funniest tweets of women unleashing all their fury onto men, and they're as brutal as ever. And when you're done with these, here's some more to keep you entertained!

funniest women roasting men tweets of the week - Text - Roxi Horror @roxiqt WOMEN: When I had my IUD inserted, I blacked out from the pain but it wasn't a big deal MEN: Condoms are uncomfy :( If I have to wear one, this is going to be the worst day of my life :(
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 21, 2020)

We're back with your weekly catch of the funniest tweets written by women over the past seven days, and as usual, they don't fail to disappoint. A venting woman is funny at the best of times, but when she's limited to 280 characters, every word counts, so you can be sure it will be golden. Scroll through these nuggets of humor, and then scroll through some more when you're done. Twitter is the gift that keeps on giving!






funniest women tweets we came across this week - Text - Rachel @femaleredhead girls be like "happy birthday to the craziest person i know" and it's just sarah
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 20, 2020)

Another week has gone by, which means another week of parents doing their best with their little ones. But, as with everything in life, parenting comes with good and bad days. And when the bad days strike, Twitter is there as a platform to vent on, filled with parents who will empathize with your struggles and spur you on. Here is a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across this week, where parents try to keep their offspring alive without losing too much of their sanity. Have kids, they said, it will be fun, they said.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - mark @TheCatWhisprer Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me between 2 and 50 times and you're my 5yo getting out of bed at night.
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 19, 2020)

We're back with this week's top shower thoughts, aka the fleeting thoughts we have when we're doing the mundanest of things. Whether we're brushing our teeth, sitting in traffic, or spacing out during a boring meeting, our brains travel to far off places and come back with miniature epiphanies that blow our minds. Scroll through, be blown away, and then browse through last week's haul.






this weeks top shower thoughts | Text - O r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/yetanotherblonde 5 days ago It must have taken men hours the remove the fifteen layers of clothing on their partner before sex in the 1800's. nsfw
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 16, 2020)

We're back with a fresh haul of women roasting men tweets, and they're as fabulous as ever. Hell hath no fury like a woman scorned, especially a woman who has Twitter. So Scroll through, relate and laugh at these scathing reviews of men by women and then check out last week's selection for even more humor.




funniest women roasting men tweets of the week | Text - Alyssa Schoener @alyssa_schoener I once asked this guy why he was ignoring me when I clearly showed interest in him and he responded with "when did u show interest in me?" Like hm idk maybe when I had sex with u
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 13, 2020)

We're back with your weekly roundup of the funniest parenting tweets we saw this week. AKA, a collection of parents venting about their little darlings in 280 characters or fewer, to receive consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Have kids they said, it will be fun they said. Yeah, right! Got an annoying child? Twitter is the place to let it all out!




funniest parenting tweets of the week - text - Kids_kubed +1 @Kids_kubed 7: Mommy, remember how I collect acorns in the fall? Me: Yes! You collected so many last year 7: and remember how I told you to keep them? Me: 7: Can I have them now? Me:
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 12, 2020)

We're back with the top shower thoughts of the week. AKA, the weirdest, most random, and most mindblowing things that people thought about while standing in the shower. Or while sitting on the toilet. Or while lying in bed. Who knows. Anyway, scroll through and have your mind blown and then check out last week's top shower thoughts in case you missed them.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/gashufferdude 5 days ago 2 Having kids is ultimate example free app takes lots app purchases succeed.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 11, 2020)

It's that time of the week again, where we bring you the funniest relationship tweets we found over the past seven days. It's all fun and games being in love until your partner drives you so crazy that you have to vent about them to the world on Twitter. Can't live with them, can't live without them, eh? Then, there's the single folk out there who are happily unattached and not getting frustrated by anyone. The grass is always greener. Anyway, enjoy these twitter gems and then check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic | text - Satirical Mommy @MommySatirical Marriage tip: if your wife repeatedly asks why something is where it is - "It's not bothering anybody" is NOT the correct response
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Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (September 9, 2020)

We're back with this week's haul of funniest women roasting men tweets. We know how much you love reading women ruthlessly taking down the men in their lives using 280 characters or fewer, and we love scouring Twitter to find them for you. So pour yourself a cup of something, sit back, and enjoy scrolling through. And when you're done with these, check out last week's funniest women roasting men tweets, in case you missed them.


funniest women roasting men tweets of the week- cover pic | Text - Priscilla @itsPKav give a man a fish and he will eat for a day. teach a man how to cook a fish and he will immediately forget what you said.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (September 7, 2020)

There's never a week that goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day. They've got humor, sass, and it, which they manage to condense into 280 characters of fewer. Here are this week's funniest tweets written by women, and when you're done laughing at these, here are last week's to chuckle at because you can never have too many!

funniest tweets written by women - cover pic | Agnes @Agnessjon Just when I thought this year couldn't get any worse I just heard on the news that we might be able to have family dinners as usual this Christmas
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (September 6, 2020)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. And no one can tell you that better than the parents of Twitter. Through 280 characters of fewer, they express their deepest frustrations, quips, and anecdotes about parenting's joys. We've compiled some of the funniest Tweets about parenting from this week for you to scroll through, then when you're done, click here to see last week's.

funniest parenting tweets of the week - cover pic tweet about kid playing with electric toothbrush | Kiss my Fat Ash @Tobi_ls_Fab true horror is hear buzzing toddler playing with his electric batman toothbrush.and then realize s not toothbrush he's playing with 3:43 AM Sep 3, 2020 Twitter iPhone 58 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 303 Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (September 5, 2020)

Finally, it's the weekend, which can only mean one thing; it's time to kick back and scroll through this week's Top Shower Thoughts. Some consider them the most profound philosophical insights of the generation. Others view them as irrelevant ramblings. You can decide after you read through them, and once you're done, here are last weeks in case you missed them.

this weeks top shower thoughts - cover pic | shower thought about garbage bags not being biodegradable a design flaw
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Funniest Relationship Tweets From This Week (September 4, 2020)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. I'm sure you can relate to the feeling of your significant other driving you up the wall, but also not knowing what you'd do without them. Well, one way to let out your feelings of utter frustration is simply by Tweeting about them; there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.


funniest relationship tweets of the week - cover pic tweet @cheers27402373 I've never been to hell, but I once hung out with a newly engaged couple who called each other 'Babe' every 5 minutes
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