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Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

Welcome to this week's batch of top shower thoughts. These are the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds thought up. Because in today's crazy world, when do we ever get to stop and think about the big stuff? OK, fine, they're just the nonsense musings of the average Joe, but you get the idea. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.

Each week, we bring you a selection of the funniest women we found on Twitter. These are the women who bring their sass, humor, and witty remarks to the table for your entertainment, brightening up your day each time. This week's haul is just as funny as last week's, which is just as funny as the week before. You get the point... funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J.

All parents love their kids unconditionally, but every so often, they need reminding. Because kids know how to push your buttons, and in those moments, you may or may not question how deep your love is for them. But don't sweat it; when you're being driven to the brink of insanity by your kids, the funny parents of Twitter have your back. Between their vents, rants, and jokes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, you'll immediately feel better about your attempt at raising kids. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets. 

Another week, another collection of top shower thoughts. The musings of the average Joe, the philosophical insights of this generation. Welcome to the mundane things we think about when we're in the shower, waiting for the bus, or sitting on the toilet. Shower thoughts are the true insights into the working of this generation's mind. 

Another week, another collection of the funniest tweets written by women. That's right; we round up Twitter's most comic female talent for you and put them all together in one handy list for you to share with all the women in your life. Show these tweets with your mom, sister, best friend, and even your grandma if she's cool enough because female humor deserves to be shared.

Being a parent means facing hardships, making tough decisions, and being on the ball every minute of every day. It's both exhausting and rewarding (so they say), but at least the adversity of attempting to keep your kids alive makes for some pretty funny Twitter content. On that note, here are the funniest parenting tweets we came across this week from the funniest parents on the internet. And when you've finished this haul, here are last week's in case you missed them.

Here's a fun fact for ya: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so it's likely that most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe.  Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation?

If you're ever having a bad day, you can count on the funny women of Twitter to lift your mood. They're full of sass, wit, and charm, as they b*tch about life's trials and tribulations. Because if you can't laugh your way through life, then what is the point? Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets, which, as usual, are guaranteed to make you laugh and make you want to share them with all the women in your life. Tell your mom, your sister, your best friend, and even your frenemy, because you can be sure that they'll find something to relate to in this fresh batch of funny women's tweets.

Parenting is hard work, and nothing is funnier than frustrated parents who vent about their everyday struggles on Twitter. Whether it's drowning in diapers, attempting to homeschool, or how to approach a teenager with caution, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting tweets. Shout out to those tired people who still make an effort to tell the world what parenting life is all about.

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought — a miniature epiphany that occurs when your brain is occupied with doing something else. You're not alone because each week, we share the top shower thoughts of the week with you to give your philosophical musings the company they deserve.

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. From sharing the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, Twitter's funny women never fail to brighten up our day. So pull up a chair, enjoy these gems, and then scroll through last week's list if you missed them.

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. OK, not really. And no one expresses how untrue that is better than the parents of Twitter. In 280 characters of fewer, they vent their deepest frustrations about the 'joys' of parenting, desperately seeking consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Here is your weekly roundup of this week's funniest parenting tweets, and check out last week's as well, in case you missed them.

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the average Joe's greatest philosophical insights and the groundbreaking thoughts of our generation. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. OK, maybe not, but at least they'll get your brain clogs turning a little bit. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.