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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 26, 2021)

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts, giving you a taste of the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds could muster. Some of them are truly deep. Others are less so. But they will all get your brain juices flowing and make you think about life's weird ways. And when you're done scrolling through these, you can check out last week's in case you missed them.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/deepspacesurvivor 4 days ago 32 Henry VIII took fi ck, marry, kill way too seriously
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 22, 2021)

If there are two things we love the most, it's women and humor; after all, it's what our page is all about. That's why never a week goes by where the funny women of Twitter fail to brighten up our day with their wit and sass. And the best news for you is that we've done all the hard work by scouring the internet for these gems; all you need to do is get comfortable and start scrolling. Welcome to this week's funniest tweets written by women, and here are some more for when you've finished.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Emma Ketchum ... @emmaketchup7 Wasn't planning on spending my hottest years living like the grandparents in Charlie and the Chcolate Factory but here we are 6:47 AM - Feb 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 95.6K Retweets 2,015 Quote Tweets 714.9K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 21, 2021)

Being a parent is the fullest kind of full-time job you'll find these days. Nine to five? Try 24/7. But don't worry, the hours go pretty fast considering you will never be able to finish all of the work required in a day. Not sure if you want to apply yet? Here's the kicker: The pay is virtually nothing. HOWEVER, you do get a bundle of joy that you get to love with all your heart AND you will gain an unlimited archive of amusing stories that can be shared on Twitter. Here are some of the funniest parenting tweets we found this week!

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text -the luckiest Penny. ... @aSouthernPenny My son proposed to his fiancée about six months ago and she said yes. They're super happy, we love her family too. I just found out today that another girl is in love with him and plans to propose next week... should I say anything? Oh and also, he's 4. They're all 4. 3:42 AM · Feb 20, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 14K Retweets 1,274 Quote Tweets 178.8K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 19, 2021)

Welcome to this week's batch of top shower thoughts. These are the philosophical strokes of genius that this generation's smartest minds thought up. Because in today's crazy world, when do we ever get to stop and think about the big stuff? OK, fine, they're just the nonsense musings of the average Joe, but you get the idea. Scroll through these deep thoughts and decide how smart they are for yourself.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/OdinZam 2 days ago O O 5 9 Pets are the new children; Plants are the new pets; Crystals are the new plants.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 15, 2021)

Each week, we bring you a selection of the funniest women we found on Twitter. These are the women who bring their sass, humor, and witty remarks to the table for your entertainment, brightening up your day each time. This week's haul is just as funny as last week's, which is just as funny as the week before. You get the point... funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J.


funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - ashley ray @theeashleyray ... i think it's nice that in the early 2000s if your sister was a pop singer, you got to try it out too 6:01 PM · Feb 11, 2021 Twitter Web App 17.1K Retweets 579 Quote Tweets 313K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 15, 2021)

All parents love their kids unconditionally, but every so often, they need reminding. Because kids know how to push your buttons, and in those moments, you may or may not question how deep your love is for them. But don't sweat it; when you're being driven to the brink of insanity by your kids, the funny parents of Twitter have your back. Between their vents, rants, and jokes about the trials and tribulations of parenting, you'll immediately feel better about your attempt at raising kids. Welcome to this week's funniest parenting tweets


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Chelsea Peretti ... @chelseaperetti my son is crying bc he wants to be a flamingo "not a pretend one" 4:10 AM - Feb 8, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 1,242 Retweets 279 Quote Tweets 43.7K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 12, 2021)

Another week, another collection of top shower thoughts. The musings of the average Joe, the philosophical insights of this generation. Welcome to the mundane things we think about when we're in the shower, waiting for the bus, or sitting on the toilet. Shower thoughts are the true insights into the working of this generation's mind. 



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/thenewyorkgod 3 days ago It takes a lot of courage to list a piece of exercise equipment for sale and include "barely used" in the description
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 8, 2021)

Another week, another collection of the funniest tweets written by women. That's right; we round up Twitter's most comic female talent for you and put them all together in one handy list for you to share with all the women in your life. Show these tweets with your mom, sister, best friend, and even your grandma if she's cool enough because female humor deserves to be shared.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - sydney battle @SydneyBattle i was born on my due date and i was only 5 pounds. it's called being considerate & respecting ur mother 10:58 PM · Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 28.4K Retweets 6,663 Quote Tweets 532.4K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (February 7, 2021)

Being a parent means facing hardships, making tough decisions, and being on the ball every minute of every day. It's both exhausting and rewarding (so they say), but at least the adversity of attempting to keep your kids alive makes for some pretty funny Twitter content. On that note, here are the funniest parenting tweets we came across this week from the funniest parents on the internet. And when you've finished this haul, here are last week's in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Simon Holland ... @simoncholland Let's get married and have kids so we can spend hours preparing and cleaning up after dinner so our kids can spend seconds deciding they just don't like the texture. 3:41 AM Feb 4, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 37 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 824 Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (February 5, 2021)

Here's a fun fact for ya: the average person has between 12,000 - 60,000 thoughts per day. That's a lot of thinking, so it's likely that most of them are subconscious nonsense we'd never admit out loud. Welcome to this week's top weekly Shower Thoughts, where we give you the highest-rated nonsense that passes through the brains of an average Joe.  Or, are we bringing you the greatest philosophical insights from the greatest minds of our generation?



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/zen-07 6 days ago 11 8 S9 13 Hearing "Size doesn't matter" for guys is as comforting as hearing “beauty is in the inside" for girls.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (February 1, 2021)

If you're ever having a bad day, you can count on the funny women of Twitter to lift your mood. They're full of sass, wit, and charm, as they b*tch about life's trials and tribulations. Because if you can't laugh your way through life, then what is the point? Welcome to this week's funniest women's tweets, which, as usual, are guaranteed to make you laugh and make you want to share them with all the women in your life. Tell your mom, your sister, your best friend, and even your frenemy, because you can be sure that they'll find something to relate to in this fresh batch of funny women's tweets.




funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Mayor Tooliani @Toolie_xo ... Funerals are expensiveeeeeee. Please put me in an airfryer when it's my time. 5:59 PM · Jan 30, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 34.1K Retweets 3.4K Quote Tweets 193.9K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 31, 2021)

Parenting is hard work, and nothing is funnier than frustrated parents who vent about their everyday struggles on Twitter. Whether it's drowning in diapers, attempting to homeschool, or how to approach a teenager with caution, it's all here in this week's funniest parenting tweets. Shout out to those tired people who still make an effort to tell the world what parenting life is all about.


funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | text - Sarcastic Mommy ... @sarcasticmommy4 How's virtual school going for you? I'll start. My son was late to his PE class because he was making nachos. 11:52 PM Jan 27, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 96 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1.1K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 29, 2021)

Have you ever had a lightbulb moment in the middle of doing something completely unrelated? Have you ever shocked yourself with a stroke of genius when you were least expecting it? If so, you might have had a Shower Thought — a miniature epiphany that occurs when your brain is occupied with doing something else. You're not alone because each week, we share the top shower thoughts of the week with you to give your philosophical musings the company they deserve.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Elfere 6 days ago Tell someone you meditated for 2 hours and they are super impressed. But tell them you napped for 2 hours and suddenly you're lazy.
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Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

We're back with this week's funniest women of Twitter, full of hilarity, wittiness, and cutthroat humor. From sharing the harsh realities of love, life, and everything in between, Twitter's funny women never fail to brighten up our day. So pull up a chair, enjoy these gems, and then scroll through last week's list if you missed them.



funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes
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Funniest Parenting Tweets Of The Week (January 24, 2021)

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. OK, not really. And no one expresses how untrue that is better than the parents of Twitter. In 280 characters of fewer, they vent their deepest frustrations about the 'joys' of parenting, desperately seeking consolation from other parents who are also sick of their offspring. Here is your weekly roundup of this week's funniest parenting tweets, and check out last week's as well, in case you missed them.



funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Font - Jessica Valenti @JessicaValenti 000 Whenever I get discouraged and want to quit something, I remember the words of my then 3 year- old after she puked carrots all over the living room floor: "I'm gonna need more carrots." 6:34 PM Jan 18, 2021 · Twitter Web App 9.6K Retweets 796 Quote Tweets 118.2K Likes
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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts (January 22, 2021)

Here are some of this week's top shower thoughts; the average Joe's greatest philosophical insights and the groundbreaking thoughts of our generation. They'll make you question everything you thought you knew about the world, our existence, and all the random crap out there in the universe. OK, maybe not, but at least they'll get your brain clogs turning a little bit. And in case you missed last week's top shower thoughts, here they are.



Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail Text - r/Showerthoughts Posted by u/Captain_Chubs 4 days ago 3 2 If the parents of twin babies mix them up just once without realising, then that's it they're mixed up forever.
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