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Each week we scroll through the world wide web — OK fine, just Twitter— to find you the funniest parenting tweets. These 280 character nuggets of gold contain the best parenting rants, quips, complaints, and advice you'll find. And the best part? You don't even have to search for them; we've done the hard part for you. Enjoy this selection of funny parenting tweets, which are as amusing as the last.

Each week we collect the top weekly shower thoughts to give you the stimulation you need to keep your brain juices flowing. These are the most profound, in-depth insights from our generation's sharpest minds and the ideas that will blow your mind. OK, fine, that's a slight exaggeration. These are just the passing thoughts people had while taking a shower, sitting on the toilet, waiting for a bus, or spacing out on a bad date. But philosophers have to start somewhere. Right? So it might as well be in Shower Thoughts...

Relationships are a ball when they're going well, but when they're not, well... that's why Twitter was invented. Because why keep your relatonship gripes private when you can broadcast them for the world to read? The entertaining people of Twitter never let us down when it comes to quips about the trials and tribulations (and sometimes the mushy side) of love, relationships, and everything that comes with it. Here are the funniest relationship tweets we came across this week.

Funny women and Twitter are the perfect pair. Like a glass of wine with The Bachelor. Or heartbreak and ice cream. So each week, we scour the internet for the funniest tweets written by women so that if you're having a bad day, you can scroll through these for some light-hearted humor. And then, you can look through last week's haul for some more hilarious women jokes. It's just the gift that keeps on giving.

Have kids, they said. It will be fun, they said. Sure, it's all fun and games until your kid smears poop all over the wall. Or they're screaming bloody murder because you cut their sandwich into a square shape instead of a triangle, you monster! But, through all the trials and tribulations that parenting brings, you've got to be able to laugh your frustrations away, and the parents of Twitter certainly do an excellent job at it. Here is this week's collection of funniest parenting Tweets for all parents (and non-parents alike) to relate hard to.

Each week we compile the top weekly shower thoughts and share these philosophical insights with you. These are the observations, ideas, and musings of this generation's most remarkable and greatest minds (aka, the average Joe). They will either blow your mind or make you roll your eyes. Scroll through this week's top shower thoughts and decide for yourself.

Tina Turner once famously sang, "What's love got to do, got to do with it"? Well, everything. The thing about love is that we can't live without it, but boy, oh boy, can it drive us up the wall. Whether you're happily single or pining for someone you can't have, or whether you're in a messy situationship or happily married, love affects us all. So here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, which bring some humor and a positive spin on that tricky little thing that we call love. All, from the big wide world of Twitter. 

Women roasting men on Twitter has become one of our favorite weekly lists to compile. For some reason, we get immense satisfaction from scrolling through Twitter and finding ways that women are disappointed with men. So here's your weekly haul of women roasting men tweets, and when you're done, here's last week's list for you to peruse through.

Our weekly list of 'Funniest Women Tweets' is always a winner. How could it not be when we collect some of the funniest female minds out there and compile them all in one handy list for you? The women of Twitter are the perfect blend of hilarious, witty, and snarky, and this week's haul is no different from all the others. Welcome to this week's funniest quips by the brilliant women on Twitter.

Parenting comes with its highs and lows. Of course, no one talks about the highs because, let's face it, bragging parents are possibly one of the worst types of people on the planet. But the lows... well, everyone wants to hear about the lows because the lows are funny, especially when they're put on Twitter for the world to see. So, each week, we compile a list of the funniest parenting tweets we came across over the past seven days to give you a taste of the trials and tribulations (and occasional joys) of parenting. Scroll through this week's haul and then mosey on over to last week's to get more parenting survival tips and tricks.

Sometimes, the only way to distract yourself from your romantic perils is to post them on Twitter and laugh about them with the rest of the world. It doesn't matter whether you're single, married, or in some weird situationship; everyone can relate to our weekly selection of funny relationship tweets. Enjoy this week's haul, and then look at some more for further love-related humor.

Twitter has become a breeding ground for roasting of all kinds, but it's the ultimate playground when it comes to women roasting men. Each week we bring you the funniest 'women roasting men' tweets, and this week, the haul is as funny as last week's and the week before that. Essentially, women roasting men on Twitter has always been and will always be funny. You're welcome!

Funny women and Twitter go together like PB&J. Like macaroni and cheese. Like salt and pepper. OK, enough of the food analogies, you get the point... they go together well. They're partners in crime. And each week, we bring you the funniest women tweets we came across over the past seven days. This week's haul is as good as the last, and the one before that because funny women with a Twitter account will always be a treat.

Each week, we round up the best tweets that parents have tweeted over the past seven days, relaying the cuteness of their offspring. And by cuteness, we mean ruing the day their little ones were born. Because as joyful as the parenting journey is and as fun as kids can be, the reality of parenthood can hit hard and fast. And no one is funnier than a parent who has had enough. So enjoy this week's funniest parenting tweets, and then check out last week's for more parenting humor.

Each week, we collect the top weekly shower thoughts for you to ponder over. These are the nuggets of wisdom that the average Joe has come up with while standing in the shower, sitting on the toilet, or walking the dog, just thinking about life and their own existence. We love sharing them with you because everyone deserves to have access to the greatest minds of this generation. Because who needs Voltaire, Socrates and Plato, when you have shower thoughts?

We're back with this week's funniest relationship tweets and they're as good as ever. Some people consider therapy when their relationship is going south, others speak to friends. But some put it out on Twitter, and we love those people. So here is the best that Twitter had to offer this week when it comes to all things love. And here are last week's in case you missed them.