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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/quenepaverde 2 days ago Whoever said "don't cry over spilled milk" didn't have to just pump it.

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Queen Kitten @Elanikitten men swear up and down women are dramatic but if u tell them politely they made a mistake on something, suddenly u have to google how to patch a hole in ur wall 1:00 AM · Apr 7, 2021 · Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 315 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - b-cup joan holloway @reservoirpawgs Driving through the Midwest is just absolute nothingness and then every 70 miles you see "GOD IS REAL / HELL IS REAL TOO" followed by a sign for a store that sells XXL dildos 3:11 AM Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 7,970 Retweets 845 Quote Tweets 100.3K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Mom's out order @Mamaoutoforder been trying teach 3 do case an emergency. Yesterday tested her would do if found on floor and couldn't wake up could see her little brain working. She finally said would go into kitchen and eat anything want 3:55 PM Mar 28, 2021 Twitter iPhone 148 Retweets 13 Quote Tweets 1,077 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - A r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/Infernal_Spark 2 days ago 23 2 34 Since molecules constantly vibrate, vibrators vibrate even when turned off

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jawbreaker @sixfootcandy My dog just yawned while my husband was talking to him and I totally get it. 8:21 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 197 Retweets 5 Quote Tweets 1,330 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan_ So embarrassing that men make more money than us. Have you ever met a man? 4:20 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter Web App 1,842 Retweets 60 Quote Tweets 22.9K Likes

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funniest dad tweets of the week | Text - Average Dad @Average_Dad1 ... "Dad isn't it weird that the word chicken can mean an animal or a type of food?" - my kid, on the verge of making a horrific realization 2:55 AM - Mar 30, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 246 Retweets 18 Quote Tweets 2,575 Likes

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - helena @freshhel Sooo hot when a guy has a big weird chocolate factory and is not afraid to discipline other people's children 5:33 AM - Mar 25, 2021 Twitter Web App 16.5K Retweets 353 Quote Tweets 204.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (March 29, 2021)

funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - Not Another Pinterest Mom @snarkymomtobe What's the most embarrassing thing said by a child in a public restroom I'll start: "why is your bottom so hairy" 7:19 PM Mar 24, 2021 - Twitter for Android 22 Retweets 3 Quote Tweets 220 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts - Posted by u/FewElevator4 6 days ago 8 9 34 15 Of all the animals to make candies based off of, worms were a strange choice.

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funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobrry You can send all the flowers or write all the romantic poetry you want but until you pretend to be asleep when your wife farts loud enough to register on a Richter scale, you know nothing of real romance 8:58 PM · Mar 20, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 70 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 421 Likes

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funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail text - misty @skedaddle74 If you'd like to know what a chainsaw dipped in jello sounds like you can ask my husband, he snores like one. 5:18 PM · Mar 17, 2021 · Twitter for iPad 29 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 99 Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (March 24, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - mariana Z ... @mariana057 someone just honked to get me out of my parking spot faster, so now I have to sit here until both of us are dead. 12:47 AM - Mar 14, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 21.2K Retweets 1,944 Quote Tweets 287.5K Likes

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funniest parenting tweets of the week - thumbnail | Text - NicholasG @Dad_At Law Nobody learns to parkour faster than a parent chasing a toddler with a sharpie. 8:01 PM · Mar 14, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 387 Retweets 14 Quote Tweets 1,944 Likes

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Top Weekly Shower Thoughts | thumbnail text - r/Showerthoughts · Posted by u/Evaleenora 4 days ago 5 5 Losing a tooth as a child is exciting and financially rewarding. Losing a tooth as an adult is horrifying and expensive.

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