abbyadler

Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. She splits her time between the US and Israel. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- "Dear Karen.. An advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE

'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis

satirical skincare routine | thumbnail text - Fiona from A Cinderella Story (2004)

Dropping My Fire Skincare Routine So Y'all Can Be As Fresh And Youthful As A Baby's Bottom Forever

cocktails based on your horoscope | thumbnail text - Drink

The Cocktail You Should Indulge In This Week Based On Your Horoscope

Nicki Minaj lyrics we love | thumbnail text - 'You could be the king but watch the queen conquer'

Iconic Nicki Minaj Song Lyrics We Religiously Abide By

epic fourth of july party tips | thumbnail text - a very famous duel in American history took place between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. Even though Hamilton got killed as a result of this duel, he would have wanted you to do the same on the 4th of July. Or at least that's what the USA-themed jello shots will be telling you. It's the perfect time to start a fight with that coworker everyone lowkey hates

Throw A Fourth of July Party So Epic That Even The Founding Fathers Would Be Proud

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How To Prevent Dying On A Summer Hike You Didn't Even Want To Go On

How to successfully avoid your boyfriend's friends | thumbnail text - If all else fails, make his friends feel hella uncomfortable when you're around. Show up to the sports bar in the wrong team's jersey. Pretend to get so into the game that you block their view. Shove chicken wings and barbecue sauce into your face in such a gross, unladylike way that even the nastiest of his friends will be disgusted. Right after the loudest burp of your life, announce the following: "I gotta take a massive du

How To Successfully Avoid Hanging Out With Your Significant Other's Friends

Guys women encounter at the club | thumbnail text -  Awkward Hoverer A clubbing first-timer (or his friends cancelled on him at the last minute), this guy will hover around your friend group and dance awkwardly forever - until you let him into your circle. If you're feeling generous, adopt him for the night. Cheers to new friends!

Guys All Women Encounter At The Club

guys all women meet at the gym | thumbnail includes picture of topless man taking gym selfie Text -  Somehow, he has a perfectly chiseled bod, which makes no sense, considering he spends more time hanging out around the mirror than actually working out. If he could make out with his reflection, he totally would.

Guys All Women Encounter At The Gym

The psycho roommates of Twitter | thumbnail text - My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in the washer with my clothes and asked her what it was.

Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 9, 2020)

Ten women that changed the course of history | thumbnail text - happy women's history month if a man tries to talk to me this month I will be calling the police

Badass Women Who Made History So You Wouldn't Have to

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen, Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. I before resorting to a physical complaint. needed them If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes immediately, so ordering them online just wouldn't do. I threw othe

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

The seven mainsplainers you'll meet on Twitter | thumbnail text - Dr Eleanor Janega ... @GoingMedieval Ladies and gentlemen once again, I give you my mentions, where men are attempting to explain to a doctor of history that Rome was actually really clean based on, IDK just like the vibes of it. bro u know that time had like public baths and plumbing while in the middle ages they bathed twice a year and threw their shit on the street? 1 like rome definitely had its problems but in terms of cleanl

The Seven Typical Mansplainers You'll Meet On Twitter

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text-  Dear Karen.. I sent my friends a list of gifts I expect for my birthday this year, and some of them responded that what I asked for was out of their price range. It's my birthday, for god's sake! What do you Happy birthday to me. suggest I do? - Birthday Queen Dear Birthday Gueen. You deserve so much more than your "friends" are giving you. In fact, it sounds like they're giving 88 you

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On How To Handle Cheapskate Friends

women's weekly funny horoscope January 2021 | thumbnail Text - Weekly NO Nonsense Horoscopes Because astrology is cheaper than therapy | Cancer thought finally found perfect no-strings-attached relationship, but looks like FWB has caught feels Unfortunately far being on same page, so 's time jump ship before this hookup entirely destroys friendship beyond repair.

Mostly Nonsense, But Kind Of Accurate Weekly Horoscopes (February 1 - 7, 2021)