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Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. She splits her time between the US and Israel. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet -  Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone

Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Easy, breezy, beautiful drunk aunt
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The hottest nerdy celebs in Hollywood | thumbnail text - Donald Glover Before he became known as iconic rapper Childish Gambino, he was just Donald, an awkward soul trying to maintain a balance between being 'too black' and 'not being black enough.' Through his alternative rap style, hilarious role as Troy on Community, and creation of the comedy-drama TV show Atlanta, it's clear he finally found his place. We stan this man - hard.

The Hottest Nerdy Celebs Hollywood Has To Offer

Talk nerdy to me
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The sexiest fictional nerds | thumbnail text - Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) makes spiders sexy in the superhero franchise. Apart from fighting crime and kissing Mary-Jane upside down, he's also worked as a research scientist and photography journalist in the comics. A superhero with side hustles? We love a man who keeps busy. His spidey senses are tingling and our horny senses are tingling back.

The Sexiest Fictional Nerds For All The Real-Life Geeks Out There

Who knew geeks could be so gorgeous?
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Advice about surviving video game nights with your boyfriend | thumbnail text - Be the Sh*t-Stirrer of the Game When you don't actually care about winning, you could start sh*t for no reason. Shoot at your own teammates, get involved in fights that you have nothing to do with, and jump off random cliffs. Prime entertainment guaranteed.

How To Survive Fortnite (And Other Video Game Weekends) With Your Boyfriend

It's tough being the best girlfriend in the world
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Funny tweets about the struggles of 'adulting' | thumbnail text -  АК Marv ... @Armvellous Adulting isn't working for me so l'm gonna try adultery. 12:14 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android

Funniest 'Adulting' Tweets of the Week (March 16, 2021)

I would like to cancel my subscription to adulting please
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The hottest politicians around the globe | thumbnail text - Eduardo Leite, AKA, the dashing mayor of Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil.  Youngest ever to be appointed to the position, this political prince is more than enough  to get me to learn Portugese and move to Brazil immediately. We know we're mere peasants, but please notice us, papi.

The World's Hottest Politicians To Quench Your Thirst This Week

Gather around for these political regulation hotties
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Karen dishes out entitled advice to woman who demands her kids sleep on airplane aisle floor | thumbnail text - Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Isle Floor

Karens dish out the most entitled advice
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The psycho roommates of Twitter | thumbnail text - My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in the washer with my clothes and asked her what it was.

Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 9, 2020)

Save me from my roomie's wrath
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Ten women that changed the course of history | thumbnail text - happy women's history month if a man tries to talk to me this month I will be calling the police

Badass Women Who Made History So You Wouldn't Have to

When all is said and done, you'll believe god is a woman
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The best feminist TV shows in honor of Women's History Month | thumbnail text - me *slaps my husband in the face* husband: You're rewatching the the handmaid's tale?

Women's History Month TV Binge List For The Lazy Feminists Of The World

Time to do your fellow part as a woman and binge-watch these fiercely feminist shows
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Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text -  My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.

Funniest Therapy Tweets Of The Week (March 3, 2021)

Therapy tweets are therapeutic
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Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen, Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. I before resorting to a physical complaint. needed them If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes immediately, so ordering them online just wouldn't do. I threw othe

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

Your local neighborhood Karen
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Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Font - Dear Coffee shop connoisseur, I commend you for standing your ground against the manager and his army of employees. After all, you're a paying customer - not to mention a regular - and Dear Karen, My local coffee shop started enforcing mask- wearing. The last time I was there, the manager the customer is always right. Write to your local mayor to told me I had to wear one. Natura

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Coughs On Coffee Shop Employees

Your local neighborhood Karen
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The seven mainsplainers you'll meet on Twitter | thumbnail text - Dr Eleanor Janega ... @GoingMedieval Ladies and gentlemen once again, I give you my mentions, where men are attempting to explain to a doctor of history that Rome was actually really clean based on, IDK just like the vibes of it. bro u know that time had like public baths and plumbing while in the middle ages they bathed twice a year and threw their shit on the street? 1 like rome definitely had its problems but in terms of cleanl

The Seven Typical Mansplainers You'll Meet On Twitter

The Seven Typical Mansplainers On Twitter
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Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

Advice from your local neighborhood Karen
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eight men to avoid on valentines day | thumbnail The Wild Child His energetic, youthful personality is what initially draws you in, but slowly but surely, you realize it's a trap. He never wants to grow up, and as a result, he'll never be ready to grow with you. He loves the idea of love, but he loves his bed, binge-drinking, and buddies more.

Eight Guys To Avoid On Valentine's Day

The guys who will inevitably slide into your DMs
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