abbyadler

Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. She splits her time between the US and Israel. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Aisle Floor

Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).

Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

the typical guys women meet at bars | thumbnail text - Granted, this guy is cute and charming as f*ck. If you weren't already super jaded, you would actually believe you found your prince. Alas, you've been around the block one too many times, so you're more than aware that this bar is Player Charming's local pick-up-chicks playground. You give him your number anyway — I mean, how could you resist?

Eleven Types Of Guys Women Meet At Bars

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'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis

satirical skincare routine | thumbnail text - Fiona from A Cinderella Story (2004)

Dropping My Fire Skincare Routine So Y'all Can Be As Fresh And Youthful As A Baby's Bottom Forever

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Here's Why Shrek 2 Is The Ultimate Hookup Movie

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The Cocktail You Should Indulge In This Week Based On Your Horoscope

Nicki Minaj lyrics we love | thumbnail text - 'You could be the king but watch the queen conquer'

Iconic Nicki Minaj Song Lyrics We Religiously Abide By

epic fourth of july party tips | thumbnail text - a very famous duel in American history took place between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. Even though Hamilton got killed as a result of this duel, he would have wanted you to do the same on the 4th of July. Or at least that's what the USA-themed jello shots will be telling you. It's the perfect time to start a fight with that coworker everyone lowkey hates

Throw A Fourth of July Party So Epic That Even The Founding Fathers Would Be Proud

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How To Prevent Dying On A Summer Hike You Didn't Even Want To Go On

Hot girl summer problems | thumbnail text - you can't have hot girl summer without the sun, but on the other hand, the sun is the cause of all our sweaty misery.

Hot Girl Summer Things That Are Actually Hot Girl Bummers

How to successfully avoid your boyfriend's friends | thumbnail text - If all else fails, make his friends feel hella uncomfortable when you're around. Show up to the sports bar in the wrong team's jersey. Pretend to get so into the game that you block their view. Shove chicken wings and barbecue sauce into your face in such a gross, unladylike way that even the nastiest of his friends will be disgusted. Right after the loudest burp of your life, announce the following: "I gotta take a massive du

How To Successfully Avoid Hanging Out With Your Significant Other's Friends

Guys women encounter at the club | thumbnail text -  Awkward Hoverer A clubbing first-timer (or his friends cancelled on him at the last minute), this guy will hover around your friend group and dance awkwardly forever - until you let him into your circle. If you're feeling generous, adopt him for the night. Cheers to new friends!

Guys All Women Encounter At The Club

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Guys All Women Encounter At The Gym

The hottest nerdy celebs in Hollywood | thumbnail text - Donald Glover Before he became known as iconic rapper Childish Gambino, he was just Donald, an awkward soul trying to maintain a balance between being 'too black' and 'not being black enough.' Through his alternative rap style, hilarious role as Troy on Community, and creation of the comedy-drama TV show Atlanta, it's clear he finally found his place. We stan this man - hard.

The Hottest Nerdy Celebs Hollywood Has To Offer

The sexiest fictional nerds | thumbnail text - Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) makes spiders sexy in the superhero franchise. Apart from fighting crime and kissing Mary-Jane upside down, he's also worked as a research scientist and photography journalist in the comics. A superhero with side hustles? We love a man who keeps busy. His spidey senses are tingling and our horny senses are tingling back.

The Sexiest Fictional Nerds For All The Real-Life Geeks Out There