abbyadler

Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. She splits her time between the US and Israel. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

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Historical Heartthrobs Who Deserve More Devoted Fangirls

This one is for all the history nerds out there! People don't exactly perceive history as sexy, but people tend to be wrong a lot of the time. We're here to set the record straight about that history can be hot when you're admiring certain historical figures. Forget your f*ckboy of the day,  and hop into our time machine. Who knew high school history class could be interesting?! Scroll down, and let us know which historical hotties we may have forgotten but you think are worth mentioning in the comments. 

The most attractive historical heartthrobs | thumbnail text - John F. Kennedy JFK is known as one of the sexiest presidents to ever grace the history of the USA. Kinda wishing I was the cigarette in his mouth right now, but I digress. He was a man of charisma and preppy style. His only character flaw? The infamous Kennedy curse. However, with those flawless looks, I might just risk the Kennedy curse to spend my life with him. Jackie O had the right idea. pe at Wi
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Twitter Reveals Why Being The Drunk Aunt At Family Functions Is The Best Lifestyle

Because I'm so blessed, I have had the pleasure of becoming a new aunt through my adorable, cherub niece. You may think all the responsibility falls to the parents of the new baby, but as a new aunt, I have quite the reputation to uphold. It's a given that aunts have to be drunk at every family function because everyone else is too dull to function. Behold - the drunk aunt! She has been all over the world and returns with wild stories and strange souvenirs for all her nieces and nephews. She also has a suspicious amount of money, and no one knows where it came from. Probably all the money she saved by not having kids, but I digress. The people of Twitter celebrate the iconic drunk aunt persona, and naturally, we documented the celebration for ya. Scroll down for the best-drunk aunt tweets. 

Funny tweets about being the drunk aunt | thumbnail tweet - Carly @i_carlaaay ... Yesterday my Uber driver told me I give him "cool aunt that brings tequila to Christmas and gets everyone drunk" energy, and I think that may go down as the best compliment I've ever received 10:20 PM · Mar 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone
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The Hottest Nerdy Celebs Hollywood Has To Offer

Last week, we honored the hottest fictional nerds on our TV screens to date. But then it got us thinking - what's the point of fangirling over fictional nerds when they don't even exist IRL?! Let's thirst over REAL nerds who we actually have a chance with. Okay, maybe we don't have an actual chance with these celebs, but at least we know this sexy standard exists somewhere out there, rather than just in our wildest dreams.  It's nice to know that being hot and nerdy are not mutually exclusive in reality. These celebs prove that you can love the geeky stuff you're into openly, and look hot doing it.



The hottest nerdy celebs in Hollywood | thumbnail text - Donald Glover Before he became known as iconic rapper Childish Gambino, he was just Donald, an awkward soul trying to maintain a balance between being 'too black' and 'not being black enough.' Through his alternative rap style, hilarious role as Troy on Community, and creation of the comedy-drama TV show Atlanta, it's clear he finally found his place. We stan this man - hard.
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The Sexiest Fictional Nerds For All The Real-Life Geeks Out There

It's no secret that nerds have been taking the world by storm. After all, where TF would we be without Steve Jobs and his crazy innovative contributions to the world?! Probably sending nude photographs via snail mail or something along those lines - ain't nobody got time for that! I'd take brains over brawns any day - not to mention the money comes along with all the genius ideas going on in their nerd heads. I'm not a gold digger, but I'm also not not a gold digger either. The sexy nerd isn't a new phenomenon. They've been blossoming in pop culture for the past couple of decades. Even though these characters don't really exist, we haven't stopped thinking about them since we first saw them on-screen. We've compiled a list of the sexiest fictional nerds of all time for your viewing pleasure below. 

The sexiest fictional nerds | thumbnail text - Peter Parker (Spider-Man) Spider-Man (Tobey Maguire) makes spiders sexy in the superhero franchise. Apart from fighting crime and kissing Mary-Jane upside down, he's also worked as a research scientist and photography journalist in the comics. A superhero with side hustles? We love a man who keeps busy. His spidey senses are tingling and our horny senses are tingling back.
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How To Survive Fortnite (And Other Video Game Weekends) With Your Boyfriend

So you've landed yourself one of them boyfriend things - congrats! After dealing with all the ridiculous dating app messages, getting flat-out ghosted, or dodging the creeps IRL, you've finally scored a good man that's right for you. Happily ever after, right? Not exactly. Now both of you have to partake in each other's passions and hobbies from time to time - but what if they don't always match up?

If your boyfriend is a gamer, and it's just not your thing, you're bound to clash heads. Don't know where to start? Cheezcake has you covered with the best tips to survive the night whilst making your S/O happy! 



Advice about surviving video game nights with your boyfriend | thumbnail text - Be the Sh*t-Stirrer of the Game When you don't actually care about winning, you could start sh*t for no reason. Shoot at your own teammates, get involved in fights that you have nothing to do with, and jump off random cliffs. Prime entertainment guaranteed.
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Funniest 'Adulting' Tweets of the Week (March 16, 2021)

Remember when you just wanted to grow up and do your own thing as an strong, independent adult who don't need no parents? Remind me why any of us wanted to grow up. I wish I could go back to the kid version of myself and beg them to stay young forever because it only gets worse from here on out. Unfortunately, having to 'adult' and function in society is inevitable, but it doesn't mean we can't complain about it. Twitter users take to the platform to gripe about the woes of adulting on the daily, and we're here to document the best 'adulting' tweets on a weekly basis. Check 'em out below, and let us know which one you relate to.   

Funny tweets about the struggles of 'adulting' | thumbnail text - АК Marv ... @Armvellous Adulting isn't working for me so l'm gonna try adultery. 12:14 AM · Mar 15, 2021 · Twitter for Android
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The World's Hottest Politicians To Quench Your Thirst This Week

Sometimes I feel like the politicians of the world are essentially a reality TV show. You're desperate to stop watching this trainwreck, but you just can't bring yourself to stop. And when the key players are fine AF - damn, we got ourselves quite the show going.

 If these politicians had a slogan across the board, it would probably be "MPSA"- Make Politics Sexy Again. Doesn't quite have the same ring to it as MAGA, but they're sexy enough to make it work. Because hot people can get away with a whole lot of stupid sh*t. As a fellow hot person, I would know. Here's my cute, concise ranking of the hottest global leaders to date. 

The hottest politicians around the globe | thumbnail text - Eduardo Leite, AKA, the dashing mayor of Rio Grande do Sul, Brazil. Youngest ever to be appointed to the position, this political prince is more than enough to get me to learn Portugese and move to Brazil immediately. We know we're mere peasants, but please notice us, papi.
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Isle Floor

If things haven't been going your way lately, it's time to have a chat with Cheezcake's resident Karen! She knows exactly what to say to every manager across the globe in order to get what she wants. But her skill set isn't just limited to managing managers. She's capable of managing the whole damn country. Because she's a generous good Samaritan, she's bestowing her tips upon you for living your best life on a weekly basis! Scroll down for this week's top-notch tips.

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com

Karen dishes out entitled advice to woman who demands her kids sleep on airplane aisle floor | thumbnail text - Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis
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Funniest 'Psycho Roommate' Tweets We Saw This Week (March 9, 2020)

You've heard of the worst men of all time, but have you heard of the worst roommates of all time? There are the super wholesome dream roommates, and then there are the psycho-beyond-repair roommates. As nerve-wracking as it is to have a crazy roommate, it definitely provides hilarious stories. The roommates of Twitter aren't letting these nutjobs off easily either. They're documenting their psycho vibes for the whole world to see. Naturally, we're so here for it. Check out the best tweets from this week below. 

The psycho roommates of Twitter | thumbnail text - My roommate thinks I'm psycho now because I sent her a picture of actual vomit she left in the washer with my clothes and asked her what it was.
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Badass Women Who Made History So You Wouldn't Have to

Unless you live under a rock, you're well aware that March is Women's History Month. I gotta say that I personally love a month dedicated to little old me and my feminist ferocity.  Because I haven't done anything particularly notable (YET), I wanted to compile a list of women that completely changed the course of history. Maybe I can steal their ideas because copying is the best form of flattery, right? Perhaps you'll gain some inspo from these incredible ladies too. Scroll down for some great historical female bada**es

Ten women that changed the course of history | thumbnail text - happy women's history month if a man tries to talk to me this month I will be calling the police
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Women's History Month TV Binge List For The Lazy Feminists Of The World

With every Women's History Month comes a wave of stories of incredibly amazing and strong women of past and present. I don't know about you guys, but sometimes I feel like I can't keep up with the stamina and drive of all these awe-inspiring ladies. What's a lazy girl to do every March? Bingewatch the best feminist TV shows - duh! Women support other women, so it's pretty much your obligation during Women's History Month. Scroll down for the best TV shows to enjoy throughout the month.  

The best feminist TV shows in honor of Women's History Month | thumbnail text - me *slaps my husband in the face* husband: You're rewatching the the handmaid's tale?
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Funniest Therapy Tweets Of The Week (March 3, 2021)

They said therapy is good for the soul, but it also happens to inadvertently provide humor. Because let's be honest - there's nothing better than humor based on pain. Why else would comedians rely on their personal traumas for their material? Because everyone loves a funny-sad story, especially on Twitter. Ironically enough, therapy tweets are therapeutic themselves. Scroll down for the best tweets about therapy from this week. 

Tweet about therapy | thumbnail text - My therapist just said "You have access to a particular niche of people that I simply do not know about" when I brought up Twitter.
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Throws Shoe At Store Employee

Feeling like the whole world doesn't cater to your needs like they're supposed to? Have no fear - your local neighborhood Karen is here! She's dealt with every manager across the country, so she has loads of experience getting what she wants when she wants it. Because she's such a good Samaritan, she shares her tips for living your best life and getting everything your heart desires on a weekly basis!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.


Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text - Dear Karen, Dear Shopping Spree Bee, Employees are generally even more incompetent than the manager. Next time, speak to the manager DSW didn't offer my shoe size for a specific type of sneakers I wanted. I before resorting to a physical complaint. needed them If the manager is also unable to provide you with the shoes immediately, so ordering them online just wouldn't do. I threw othe
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Woman Who Coughs On Coffee Shop Employees

Guess who's back with the best weekly advice column in all fifty states? That's right - it's your local Karen spitting facts as per usual! Manager not meeting your demands? Neighborhood teenagers acting shady? Takeout food not made exactly the way you like it? No need to suffer any longer! Karen's here to tell you how to handle any nuisances that may come your way. She'll be having you living your best life in no time!

Want your question answered by Karen? Email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com. 



Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Font - Dear Coffee shop connoisseur, I commend you for standing your ground against the manager and his army of employees. After all, you're a paying customer - not to mention a regular - and Dear Karen, My local coffee shop started enforcing mask- wearing. The last time I was there, the manager the customer is always right. Write to your local mayor to told me I had to wear one. Natura
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The Seven Typical Mansplainers You'll Meet On Twitter

You've heard of mansplainers, and you've heard of Twitter. But what happens when you put these two concepts together? An obnoxiously loud virtual boombox spewing bullsh*t you didn't want to hear today - or ever. You've tried to escape the mansplainers on every corner at work, college, subway, and even the grocery store. You can run, but you can't hide forever. With a keyboard at their fingertips, the mansplainer will inevitably find you.

Twitter provides the mansplainer creature with the outlet he's been looking for. The platform allows him to intrude on any conversation with his superior expertise, knowledge, and opinions, even though nobody asked for them. Here are the mansplainers of the Twittersphere - read it and weep, ladies!



The seven mainsplainers you'll meet on Twitter | thumbnail text - Dr Eleanor Janega ... @GoingMedieval Ladies and gentlemen once again, I give you my mentions, where men are attempting to explain to a doctor of history that Rome was actually really clean based on, IDK just like the vibes of it. bro u know that time had like public baths and plumbing while in the middle ages they bathed twice a year and threw their shit on the street? 1 like rome definitely had its problems but in terms of cleanl
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'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice On Dealing With Incompetent McDonald's Chef

You've heard about Karen, and you've come to love her eccentric ways. Now you can ask Karen how to live your best life on a weekly basis! She's got the manager, and she's got the scoop on what it takes to make everyone your bitch. Time to take life by the horns, and rock that sucker with Karen's topnotch tops. Don't hesitate - with Karen on your side, you're changing your fate for the better.

For more incredible advice from Karen, email dearkaren.cheezcake@gmail.com.

Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- Dear Karen My McDonald’s burger was undercooked, so I asked to speak to the chef and threw his sad excuse for a burger in his face. I’m now banned from the local McDonald’s. Where did I go wrong? - Burger Bae
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