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abbyadler

Abby is a wandering soul who is incapable of staying in one place for too long. She splits her time between the US and Israel. Her passions include travel, dance, karaoke, meditation, and cheesy fries. When she's not clacking away at her laptop and talking shit on the internet, you can find her tearing up the dance floor on a night out on the town.

things we're thankfl for | thmbnail text - We don't know what it is about 2021, but these kinds of boys are all the rage this year. Travis Barker, Machine Gun Kelly, and Pete Davidson managed to pull the hottest of Hollywood chicks. We can't put our finger on what exactly the appeal is. Maybe it's the height. Either way, we're also head over heels for these kinds of dudes. Here's to getting our own punk rock boys in 2022!

Seven Things We're Thankful For Instead Of Airing Our Usual Complaints

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The most attractive historical heartthrobs | thumbnail text - John F. Kennedy JFK is known as one of the sexiest presidents to ever grace the history of the USA. Kinda wishing I was the cigarette in his mouth right now, but I digress. He was a man of charisma and preppy style. His only character flaw? The infamous Kennedy curse. However, with those flawless looks, I might just risk the Kennedy curse to spend my life with him. Jackie O had the right idea. pe at Wi

Historical Heartthrobs Who Deserve More Devoted Fangirls

Check out these historical regulation hotties
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Karen dishes out entitled advice to woman who demands her kids sleep on airplane aisle floor | thumbnail text - Dear Karen, an advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis

'Karen' Dishes Out Entitled Advice To Mom Who Demands Her Kids Sleep On Airplane Aisle Floor

Karens dish out the most entitled advice
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seven things to do with your time instead of waiting for him to text back | thumbnail text - If texting him didn't do the trick, texting his homies sure will. News flash: you're a hot girl, you do hot sh*t, and there are way hotter guys to text.

7 Activities To Partake In Instead Of Waiting For Him To Text Back

It's not cute anymore
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Advice from our resident f*ckboy | thumbnail text - They will flake on dinner to drink with the boys, just as easily as they will stop responding to your text messages with a shred of urgency once they have already sealed the deal (i.e. just to reiterate, again, I am talking about SEX. Good ol' finger banging, butt licking, steamy, sweaty sex).

Ten Major F*ckboy Red Flags

Beware of the f*ckboy
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Top Five Benefits Of Joining My Situationship's Sports League

Because we're not like other girls
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the perks of serial dating | thumbnail text - i prefer a man who lives and gives expensive jewelry

Why More Is Better: The Fun Perks Of Dating Several Men At Once

To all the men I've dated at the same time, thank you for the opportunity
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the typical guys women meet at bars | thumbnail text - Granted, this guy is cute and charming as f*ck. If you weren't already super jaded, you would actually believe you found your prince. Alas, you've been around the block one too many times, so you're more than aware that this bar is Player Charming's local pick-up-chicks playground. You give him your number anyway — I mean, how could you resist?

Eleven Types Of Guys Women Meet At Bars

Why a break from the bar scene might be a good thing
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Dear Karen advice column, the advice column helping you get the privilege you're entitled to | thumbnail Text- "Dear Karen.. An advice column guaranteeing the privilege you're entitled to on a weekly basis A CHEEZCAKE FEATURE

'Dear Karen': The New Advice Column Dishing Out Entitlement On A Weekly Basis

Your local neighborhood Karen
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satirical skincare routine | thumbnail text - Fiona from A Cinderella Story (2004)

Dropping My Fire Skincare Routine So Y'all Can Be As Fresh And Youthful As A Baby's Bottom Forever

My youth is yours
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Here's Why Shrek 2 Is The Ultimate Hookup Movie

Making ogres hot since 2001
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The Cocktail You Should Indulge In This Week Based On Your Horoscope

The stars run every aspect of our lives
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My ex ghosted me and stole my dirty laundry | thumbnail text - While I was embarassed that the one thing I had forgotten in his car happened to be dirty laundry considering we had only dated for a month and a half or so, I figured 'no biggie. He'll just hold onto it until I get back.' Little did I know just how long Jeremy intended to hold onto my dirty laundry for.

My Shady Ex Ghosted Me, But Not Before Stealing My Dirty Laundry

Airing out the dirty laundry
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guys all women meet at weddings | thumbnail of man dancing at wedding Text - The Hype Man This guy brings a whole new  meaning to the term Party Animal. His love language?  “Chug! Chug! Chug!"  and the Cha-Cha Slide.  Just when you think he’s about to go in for a platonic kiss towards the end of the wedding, he passes out on your shoulder.

Guys All Women Encounter During Peak Wedding Season

God bless the open bar
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Nicki Minaj lyrics we love | thumbnail text - 'You could be the king but watch the queen conquer'

Iconic Nicki Minaj Song Lyrics We Religiously Abide By

Nickname is Nicki, but my name ain't Nicole
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epic fourth of july party tips | thumbnail text - a very famous duel in American history took place between Alexander Hamilton and Aaron Burr. Even though Hamilton got killed as a result of this duel, he would have wanted you to do the same on the 4th of July. Or at least that's what the USA-themed jello shots will be telling you. It's the perfect time to start a fight with that coworker everyone lowkey hates

Throw A Fourth of July Party So Epic That Even The Founding Fathers Would Be Proud

It's the American thing to do
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