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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail - Text - Dear Mark, When you offered to look after my puppy so I could attend an important lunch, I thought you might be the one. When I came home early to find you passed out drunk and the puppy covered your vomit, was less convinced. in TO THE Ann GUYS I'VE Kada DATED, Oh Sweet Kyle, I never cringed more than the night you told me that I didn't have to pee after sex because I was on birth control. WHAT?! TO THE GU

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funniest women roasting men tweets of the week| thumbnail Text - Sara K. Runnels @omgskr 000 Hot guy on a dating app: Hi! I'm seeking casual sex in exchange for 8% of my time The Shark: While l'd likely invest in this product on the packaging alone, your pitch was weak & the business model doesn't seem scalable, especially during a pandemic. For those reasons, I am out 11:34 PM · Jan 15, 2021 from Seattle, WA Twitter for iPhone

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people share why they dumped their partner during quarantine | thumbnail image of couple text - I make more $$$, you wash the dishes

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear John, So you can put your tongue in 3 different parts of my body, but you can't share a straw with me? Ok, that makes sense. Samantha TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED, Hi Wez, Everytime you tried to kiss me in the back of the movie theater, I turned my head and you started making out with my ear. I had to be on antibiotics for an ear infection the whole month after that. TO THE Take a hi

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woman shares nightmare date about short guy who had a huge attitude problem | thumbnail pop art image of woman slapping man text -  I wouldn't have anger issues if you didn't piss me off

My Nightmare Date With The Shortest Guy Ever, And A HUGE... Attitude Problem

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Jay, Thank you for being my first one night stand in a new town. Wish I knew you worked in my new office before we slept together though. From, The new girl TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED Cory, Though we slept together for over a year, we never made it official. I couldn't predict where this was going but between the constant FaceTime calls you made all July and the jealousy you expr

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10 bad dates that accurately sum up 2020 | thumbnail includes pop art image of woman crying Text - my dating life is so on brand with 2020 | I turned down a guy for a second date because he was a total f*cking weirdo He didn't take it too well and made an ad on Craigslist with one of my pictures saying I was horny and I wanted sex. I had to change my number

Dating Nightmares: 10 Bad Dates Which Accurately Sum Up 2020

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Dear Shaun, I said I wasn't ready to date again but we hit it off, so I decided to give it a shot. We had such a great time together and our first kiss was so amazing that I broke all of my "rules" for you. You know what was also amazing? Six weeks in, I found out you got engaged a few days before our first date. TO THE GUYS Jenny I'VE Kinda DATED Dear Al, I hope your mum enjoyed the 12

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

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funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

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funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters - Text - Isaac, When I asked if you were dating anyone else, you told me you were "loosely" dating someone. Unfortunately I had to find out the truth from your live-in girlfriend whom you were looking at engagement rings with that your definition of loosely was way off. And no, I still won't visit you in Chicago. Alex то THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED

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