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funniest tweets about marriage we saw last week | thumbnail Font - Jawbreaker ... @sixfootcandy My husband just shushed me. He will be missed. 7:51 PM Jan 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 575 Retweets 36 Quote Tweets 4.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Week

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail text - Dana Donnelly O @danadonly ... can't wait for melania and trump to divorce and then have abc boldly let him be the bachelor 4:55 AM - Jan 20, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone 75 Retweets 6 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 25, 2021)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - ellie schnitt 000 @holy_schnitt I do not have the attention span to follow through on a workout plan which is good because l'd be way too powerful if I was smart, funny, hot AND could run for more than 37 seconds without getting concerningly winded 5:16 AM Jan 15, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 241 Retweets 4 Quote Tweets 3.8K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (January 18, 2021)

people share why they dumped their partner during quarantine | thumbnail image of couple text - I make more $$$, you wash the dishes

Dating Nightmares: 8 People Reveal Reasons They Dumped Their Partner During Quarantine

funny letters of disappointment from women to the guys they've dated | thumbnail includes two letters Text - Dear John, So you can put your tongue in 3 different parts of my body, but you can't share a straw with me? Ok, that makes sense. Samantha TO THE GUYS I'VE Kinda DATED, Hi Wez, Everytime you tried to kiss me in the back of the movie theater, I turned my head and you started making out with my ear. I had to be on antibiotics for an ear infection the whole month after that. TO THE Take a hi

Funny, Brutal Breakup Letters Women Wrote To Their 'Disappointing Exes' (January 14, 2021)

overused cliché lines people need to stop using in their dating profiles | thumbnail pop art image of woman text - the oxford comma gets me so hot

Overused And Cliché Lines People Use In Dating Profiles, Which Need To Stop

funniest women tweets we came across in 2020 | thumbnail jai @bootangina my overprotective catholic mother just told this lockdown is God's way telling go out too much. sorry everybody this entire pandemic is my fault not staying home MY BAD

Funniest Tweets Written By Women In 2020

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - bibo @biboofficial let a man talk about himself uninterrupted for 10 minutes and he'll be like "wow i really like you" 3:43 AM Dec 26, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 62.1K Retweets 10.6K Quote Tweets 728.1K Likes >

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 30, 2020)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Sam Reece @SamanthaaaReece Hmm yes I'm fully aware that the gynecologist is about to look inside my body but l'll continue hiding my bra and underwear under my folded jeans thank you 12:14 AM Dec 27, 2020 Twitter for iPhone 20.6K Retweets 2.7K Quote Tweets 324.3K Likes >

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 28, 2020)

funny tweets from women about wearing sweatpants in 2020 | thumbnail Text - Taylor Trudon @taylortrudon if britney spears can be motivated enough to put black eyeliner all around her eyes every day i can be motivated to change from nighttime sweatpants into daytime sweatpants 3:02 AM Apr 8, 2020 Twitter Web App 6 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 48 Likes >

Hilarious Tweets From Women About Wearing Sweatpants In 2020

man asked his girlfriend to smile less widely in photos and gets roasted | thumbnail Text - r/AmItheAsshole · Posted by u/SmileThrowaway77 22 hours ago A2 2 2 4 e 3 4 2 9 4 AITA for asking my girlfriend to stop smiling so widely for photos? Asshole I (43m) met a woman (34f) online several months ago. We began talking and we really it off. She's a really pretty woman, but she does have a slight flaw to her physical appearance; she has a bad case of TMJ which makes it so that when she gives a big

Man Trolled For Asking Girlfriend To Stop Smiling So Widely In Photos

women's weekly funny horoscope | thumbnail Text - Saggítarius (Nov 22 Dec 21) This holiday season, you intend to be the gift. Whatever is on his list, you'll do it. Slutty Santa's Helper? Rudolph the Raunchy Reindeer? Christmas Tree Gone Wild? Ride that sleigh to town, girl!

Your Nonsense Christmas Horoscopes (December 20 - December 27)

funniest women tweets we came across this week | thumbnail Text - Tomi Obaro @TomiObaro Whenever I see someone trying to parallel park I avert my eyes and continue walking giving them the privacy they need because l'm a decent human being 6:38 AM - Dec 16, 2020 - Twitter Web App 30.6K Retweets 2.9K Quote Tweets 308.6K Likes

Funniest Tweets Written By Women Last Week (December 21, 2020)

bad dating stories about scrooging and ghosting around the holiday season | thumbnail includes pop art image of man in christmas hat Text - Merry Christmas! Let's see other people

Dating Nightmares: 'Scrooging' Is The New 'Ghosting' - Women Reveal Their Stories

funny women roasting men tweets | thumbnail Florida Woman @KrystiPryde dated man 4 years and he once left very romantic note my work bag about much he loves my blue eyes which unbelievably sweet except my eyes are green 4:29 PM Dec 9, 2020 Brooklyn, NY Twitter iPhone 19 Retweets 7 Quote Tweets 1.9K Likes

Week's Best 'Women Roasting Men' Tweets (December 16, 2020)

twitter thread of women describing being a woman without using the word woman | thumbnail Text - Sanjana Singh @filmy_singh A whole market thrives on my insecurities about my body O Gayatri @jestme Dec 10 Tell me you're a woman without telling me you're a woman. Show this thread 12:00 PM Dec 11, 2020 Twitter Web App >

Tweets About Being A Woman Without Saying 'Woman'