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Tweets From Husbands Who Think They're Funny

We're all on the lookout for funny dudes, and when women first meet their husbands, they're head over heels in love and laughter. But after a couple of years together, the jokes that you were once made your stomach hurt from laughing so hard just don't seem as funny anymore. Nonetheless, the hubbies of the world are still under the impression that they're as funny as ever, and keep those jokes coming. Of course, they need the whole world to know how funny they are and take to Twitter to share their hubby jokes with the world. Check out the best hubby tweets below. 

funny tweets from husbands who think they're funny | thumbnail text - The Dad BriefsTM @SladeWentworth ... Can you please stop breathing like that? -A marriage story 2:01 AM Jan 31, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 184 Retweets 11 Quote Tweets 1,083 Likes
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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage sounds like a great idea... until it isn't. Spending all of eternity with someone gets tricky sometimes, and anyone who is married will be fully aware of this truth. Luckily for us, couple drama provides for comedic gold, so we always got the latest and greatest marriage content that the internet has to offer. Check this week's batch out below!

relatable memes about being married | thumbnail text - When my spouse says they want to tálk finances tonight: Could this whole night have been an email? Chelsea Davison @chelsea_davison Husbands are pure chaos don't wish them on anyone. Extra Large GEADE LS MARS 035P-1789
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 12, 2021)

In social media world, relationships are sparkling and perfect, the state of mind where everybody wants to be. But in the real world, this perfect exterior completely shatters. People take to Twitter on a weekly basis to blast their significant other in the funniest way. Once you see the tweets below, you'll be counting your blessings about being single. Scroll on down for this week's funniest relationship tweets.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Laura Marie @lmegordon Of course men and women can be friends without being attracted to each other. It's called "marriage." 6:27 AM - Mar 7, 2021 - Twitter for Android 485 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 3,494 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (March 5, 2021)

Another week has passed, which means seven more days of people trying to navigate their way through the ups and downs of romance. Whether you're single, married, in a situationship, or recently coupled up, relationships are hard work. And sometimes, you need to vent about it on Twitter before you go crazy. Each week, we collect the funniest relationship tweets to give you a glimpse into the struggles that other people are experiencing, which will hopefully make you feel better about your shambles of a love-life. And when you're done with these, here are last week's, which are equally as funny.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Sahana Srinivasan ... @sahana_srini Why do guys turn into customer service when u start sexting them like "I can help you with that :)" 8:56 PM · Feb 28, 2021 · Twitter Web App 553 Retweets 42 Quote Tweets 11.8K Likes
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Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband

Some people are gifted with clean PG-13 humor, while others need a little more raunchiness to get them to actually laugh out loud. Personally, I think I might still be in the 4th grade because a simple poop or fart joke will send me soaring. This lovely woman on Quora shared how her dirty sense of humor ended up being the exact reason she met her husband. So hey, maybe it's okay to be immature sometimes, as long as you can find someone who's equally childish.

Woman Reveals How A Dirty Joke Gone Wrong Secured Her A Husband| Thumbnail text - - Relationship Advice Dating Advice Dating and Relationships / What was the weirdest way you started a relationship? 2 Answer a Follow · 24 8 Request 00
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Funniest Tweets About Marriage We Saw Last Month

Marriage is the ultimate happily ever after. Two lovebirds have been lucky enough to find someone to have and to hold from this day forward. For better, for worse, for richer, for poorer, in sickness and in health, to love, and to cherish till death do us part… unless of course, they kill each other first. "Happily" married couples take to Twitter on a weekly basis to put their partners on blast for the whole world to see.

funniest marriage tweets we saw last month | thumbnail text - Robert Knop ... @FatherWith Twins A couple of our wine glasses broke, and I bought slightly smaller ones to replace them. I don't think my wife has ever been this mad at me before. 2:43 AM Feb 19, 2021 - Twitter Web App 25 Retweets 2 Quote Tweets 126 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 26, 2021)

Ah, love. Can't live with it, can't live without it. It's all fun and games until your partner drives you so crazy that you want to kill them. Instead, try venting about them on Twitter. Whether it's your husband, your wife, your BF or your f*ck buddy, there's nothing like some sympathy from strangers on the world wide web to make you feel heard. Here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and when you've finished with these, check out last week's in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Ely Kreimendahl @ElyKreimendahl my husband just called me cranky which is sad for him because l'd already secretly decided we could have sex tonight and now instead I'm gonna make him watch gossip girl 4:01 AM Feb 21, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 11.1K Retweets 1,730 Quote Tweets 261.2K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 19, 2021)

Relationships can be hard work. Being in love is great and all, but always having to consider someone else can be exhausting. Luckily, Twitter is here for people to vent out their relationship struggles and entertain the masses at the same time. Welcome to this week's funniest relationship tweets, where people lay bare all of their love-related drama for the world to see. And here are last week's in case you missed them.



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Women Reveal Times They Were Severely Underestimated

Being a woman definitely has its perks. We can wear whatever we want, cry whenever we want, and sleep with whoever we want — Just kidding, in that case, we'd be called "easy." But seriously it is 2021, a woman no longer strives to simply marry rich, they are smart, strong, and independent boss bitches. It has become increasingly clear that women are more than capable to support themselves, as well as their husbands and families, It is time the service world catches up as well.

Women Reveal Times They Were Underestimated| Thumbnail text - celesteb4 1 month ago Was invited to a weekend away with a supplier to launch their new range. My husband went with and on the 'order day' the Financial Manager of the supplier came up to my husband and asked him what he thinks about the new range and what he is considering to buy. My husband replied very dryly that he is only the plus 1 and that he must speak to me seeing that I am the one with the chequebook. 14.0k + Reply Give Awar
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Marriage Memes Which Are All Too Relatable

Marriage usually means ever-lasting love—except for the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. But for the marriages that do work out, they take a lot of hard work and commitment. Sure, they are full of love, but it's not pure romance all the time. These memes will speak to your soul, whether you're married or divorced. They'll remind you of the trials and tribulations that marriage brings, but also of the joy and love that comes with it too. Sometimes. 

relatable marriage memes | thumbnail text - Wife: *shares incredibly important information* Husband: I think I got it. But just in case. tell me the whole thing again, I wasnit listening.
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 12, 2021)

This time of year is hard to navigate when it comes to relationships. Valentines Day can either remind you of how incredibly single you are or, it can remind you of how much your partner drives you crazy if you're in a relationship. Of course, it can also remind you of how much you love your partner, but you can see yourself out. Thank you very much. I'm not bitter about being single at all. Promise. Anyway, here are this week's funniest relationship tweets that we found. Happy (or not so happy) Valentines Day to you all.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Simon Holland @simoncholland ... Annual reminder that heart shaped pizza is less pizza for the same amount of money. 4:07 PM · Feb 6, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 277 Retweets 23 Quote Tweets 2,405 Likes
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People Tweet About The Stupid, Recurring Arguments They Have With Their Spouse

Marriage means being with one person forever—aside from the 50% of marriages that end in divorce, of course. And forever is a long time, so it's only natural for the quirks that you found cute about your partner at the beginning of the relationship will start to grate on you as time goes on. And so begin the recurring arguments, about the same old thing every. Single. Damn. Time. If you think your marriage is unique because you can't get away from these fights, think again. A viral tweet asking people for 'the stupid, recurring arguments you and your spouse just cannot, will not stop having,' has shown just how common some issues are in marriages. 

people tweet about the stupid, recurring arguments they have with their spouses | thumbnail text - Rebecca Johnson ... DEFENSE OF BLA LIFE @rjohnson83 Replying to @rabiasquared Husband likes to hit snooze for a solid hour. I like sleeping for the entire hour and not being woken up 6 times (every 10 mins) during it and just setting the alarm for the correct time, not an hour early. He "can't wake up that fast". That's the 15 year (and counting) fight. 5:10 AM Jan 9, 2020 · Twitter for Android 502
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Funniest Relationship Tweets Of The Week (February 5, 2021)

It's been a long year for couples because quarantining with your significant other can really put your relationship to the test. Equally, it's not easy to be alone during these times. Spooning yourself to sleep isn't practical. Or so I've heard—not speaking from experience at all. But whatever your situation, you have to laugh about it, right? Luckily, these brutally real relationship tweets will make you giggle like no other. And if you're into these tweets, check out our last week's list as well.


funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Maryfairyboberry @maryfairybobry ... I don't know who needs to hear this but before when you find old yellow teeth in your husbands car and accuse him of being a serial killer, always make sure there's not an empty bag of corn nuts on the floorboard 6:10 PM Jan 29, 2021 · Twitter for iPhone 64 Retweets 1 Quote Tweet 258 Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 29, 2021)

If you're ever feeling down about your love life, turn to Twitter, and you'll immediately feel better. Reading through a bunch of funny people moaning about the trials and tribulations of their relationships—or lack thereof—will either make you grateful to be single, realize that your significant other isn't that bad, or feel less alone in your relationship drama. Either way, you're guaranteed a laugh, so here are this week's funniest relationship tweets, and here are last weeks in case you missed them.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Jessie @mommajessiec ENGAGED: Netflix Chill MARRIED: Netflix WHERE IS REMOTE? ARE SITTING ON REMOTE? GET UP
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Funny Tweets About The Relatable Struggles Of Sharing A Bed With Your Spouse

If you're used to getting eight hours of uninterrupted sleep every night, then marriage might not be for you. One of the sacrifices you have to make in a long-term, committed relationship is sharing a bed with someone else for the rest of your life and enduring night after night of snoring, duvet stealing, and heavy breathing. It's not ideal, by any means. But it's the small price we pay for love, right? Right? Anyone? These hilarious tweets from the spouses of Twitter show the relatably annoying aspects of sharing a bed.

funny and relatable tweets about the struggle of sharing a bed with your partner | thumbnail Text - mark 00 @TheCatWhisprer DATING: can't wait to see you again MARRIAGE: part of your knee was on my side of the bed again last night 4:16 PM Aug 21, 2020 · Twitter for iPhone 28.1K Retweets 4.1K Quote Tweets 236.9K Likes
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Funniest Relationship Tweets of The Week (January 22, 2021)

Relationships are a long and sometimes bumpy road. But couples who can find some humor in the day-to-day annoyances, disagreements, and quirks of married life are more likely to go the distance. Love and comedy go together like peanut butter and jelly. Or, like wine and ice cream. Or, Netflix and chill. You get the point; they're meant to be. This fresh batch of funny but brutally real relationship tweets will make you laugh like, roll your eyes, and make you want to check out last week's haul when you're done.



funniest relationship tweets of the week | Thumbnail Text - Jessie 00 @mommajessiec I saw a man at the grocery store taking pictures of different containers of yogurt and I didn't need to look for a wedding ring to know he's married. 4:38 PM Jan 15, 2021 Twitter for iPhone 405 Retweets 51 Quote Tweets 4.2K Likes
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